(same AU as the last oneshot. I was being a bit lazy with the others so his one will come out first them Heart to Heart and the other 3. Only in Bakugou POV as it's his early B-day special, maybe some 3rd person as well. Btw they don't actually we all know that right, after this he's still 16 as like 0 logic)

Bakugou POV

I see a black car coming up the driveway, another customer.

"Welcome to the McDonald's fucking drivethru, what the fuck do you fucking want,"

"Kacchan-"the person said as they rolled down their window.

"How the fuck do you know that name!"

"It's me!"

"I don't know anybody called 'it's me'!"

"Izuku Midoriya!,

"Eh?"

"DEKU!" he said taking off his sunglasses.

"Oh, Deku why the fuck are you here?"

"I could ask the same thing,"

"Seriously what do you want?"

"Well why are you working at a McDonald's drivethru?"

"Money?"

"But you're a hero, you'll get money soon,"

"Who's car is that?"

"Yours."

"When did I have a car??"

"It's your birthday, just came to this McDonalds cuz I heard your voice."

"So you don't want McDonalds?"

"Yes! I prefer Subway."

"Umm, yeah I'll be coming, just go wait,"

"Okay :>"

I move away from the window as Deku drives somewhere else. I get out of the building and get to 'my' car. I see Deku waving at me from inside it. He gets out of the driver seat, lets me get into it and goes to the passenger seat next to me. I turn towards him.

"Okay so how the fuck did you get My car if it's mine?"

"Well I called my mom and it turns out your mom went to visit her and then she asked if I could give it to you. So I did as she asked, never told her you weren't in the dorms,"

"Ah I see, so did you get me cake."

"Of course I did Kacchan, but I left it in the dorms..."

"WHAT! Deku the stupid extras who think they're my friends are gonna eat it!"

"I mean it does look quite spicy so they wouldn't eat it, would they?"

"Store brought cakes aren't spicy Deku..."

"It-it's home-made..."

"Oh god, I'm gonna pray I don't get food poisoning,"

"Can we go back to the dorms now... hol' up how do you have a license????"

Suddenly out of no where this guy with highlighter hair came out of nowhere.

"Who the fuck are you banana hair!"

"Rude, but how does he have a license well there no logic in it actually he just does,"

"O-oh okay, bye now..."

"Yeah bye."

"That was strange anyways I'll start driving now I guess.

(When they get back to the dorms)

"Okay we're here now, go get my fucking cake from wherever you left it while I go to my dorm room,"

"Okay Kacchan!"

I enter the  elevator and get to the 4th floor and my dorm. I open the door to find a box on my bed? Was someone in here? It's not open, should I open it?? Well it is on MY bed so must be some dumb present from the extras. I open it and find outfits? A orange dress with a rose on it! Tryna make a mockery of me!

"Kacchan... what are you doing?"

"There was a box on my bed, I open it and find a fucking dress!"

"Kacchan... look deeper in the box,"

"Why??"

"Just look he dress isn't yours I assure you,"

"What?? Okay..."

I look deeper in the box and find a shirt and shorts? Deku must've been the one to place it... I turn to him.

"Lemme guess, the dress is yours cuz you're strange like that,"

"...yes..."

"Why did you buy these? Also where's my cake?"

"I put it on the desk and I brought these so we could be stupid and dance in them,"

"Wow you know me very well, what song we doing??"

"Your favourite,"

"YES!"

"I'l be changing into dress,"

(After changing and shit cuz I'm lazy af)

Here is what they look like, I actually have two pictures but I haven't finished the other yet:

"Wow Deku you really like the fancy shit don't you,"

"Yep!"

Deku then presses something on his phone and then the song plays.

The song:

https://youtu.be/2GZwbKnjRyE

(Also my fav as well. The tao also singing so yeah, male voice: Our B-day McDonald worker boy, female voice: Deku. btw use your imagination for the dance, bit of info tho, the pic above actual has some of the dance they're doing that I made)

(After they dance as I'm a lazy piece of shit)

"Oh god Deku, what are we gonna do with that since you recorded it,"

"Remember later this brilliant time,"

"Yeah,"

Me and him sit down on my bed. I put my head on his shoulder. How nice this is.

"Wait shit, Deku the cake remember, lemme see how much you fucked it up,"

"Ummm okay... here,"

I take one of the pre cut slices and put it in my mouth.

"The fuck, this actually tastes good, here,"

I hand Deku a slice and he eats it.

"Oh wow it does taste good!"

I lean towards Deku.

Izuku POV(just for this bit cuz idk how to explain in Bakugou's POV)

Kacchan comes right up to me, his face near mine. Oh I-I'm not ready to be kissed yet no!

"Uwah!" I yelp moving away.

"Deku!" he just comes closer.

I fall backwards while he gets on top of me!

"Deku why do you look so fucking afraid, I'm just tryna get some cake off your face geez,"

Bakugou POV

"Oh umm well I-I thought you were gonna-"

"Pfft what are you on about, I'm not gonna kiss you, doofus,"

A/N This lazy ass finally finished smth wowwwww. I'll put the rest of the art I have in my art book. And I bet y'all forgot in the end that it was still in Bakugou's POV.