Me: Joins Wattpad On October 15 2019

My Popularity In November: I AM SPEED

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My Mom: Wakes Up Early To Go To Work

Me: Also Wakes Up

(Btw Ik This Sounds Like I Sleep With My Mom But I Seriously Don't I Heard Her Footsteps Which Also Made Me Wake Up .,.)

My Mom: Why Are You Awake?

Me: Because Yes

My Mom: ಠ_ಠ