(Published on Thursday November 14, 2019)

hi

I almost broke my hip today

I'm completely fine I totally don't have a gigantic bruise on my hip now

iM fINE-

aselmaiyu: smut pleS

me: hhhhhhhhh

kitten reader: y e s

me: no

*10 secs later*

me: fine

smut warning once chapter 25 is out ;-; i hate my life-

Elirules07: Wait How Did You Almost Break Your Hip??

Me: Oh Boi...

My Grandma Called Me Over Since My Chocolate Chip (With Syrup) Waffles Were Ready, So I Went And Apparently At The Corner Of My Bed For Some Reason. Anyways I Fell, Landed On My Ribs And Hip, Stopped Breathing For 3 Seconds And The Fall Was So Loud That My Grandma Heard It (She Doesn't Know Though) And The Worst Part Is That I Have Sensitive Skin...

;-;

But I Didn't Cry-

I'm fine I totally don't have a giant bruise on my hip now my breathing is completely fine

I'm okay—

let's just

ahem

get onto the next chapter which will be posted today or tomorrow