̃ *°•.♥.•°~ Killer / Aji Finally updating this book yayyyyy.\anyways enough of me speaking̃.*°•.♥.•°*̃

♡ Art made by: me and Raven_StarLight ♡

✘➼ Welp on to storu ✘➼

↪at the castle↪

*as Error walks into the kitchen--*

Error:Where is it!?

Fell: what the heck are u looking for?

Error:my ink puppet!
 
Nm: why do u even have a Ink puppet?

Error: uhhh

Fell: Why are u playing with girl toys?

Errror: it's not a girl toy!

Nm: sureeeeeee

Fell: maybe we should buy u a dress (￢ ‿￢)

Error: no! why dont i throw u in
Underlust!

fell: what? do u want a black ey-

Nm: Just go eat some chocolate cake Error and shut up

Fell: Before i hurt you-

Error: pff like u could, but cake it is

Nm: now begone.. THOT- *kicks error to UL*

↪ Time skip to the living room↪

*Killer and Horror are watching anime while Dust questions why*

*Dust looks up from his phone*

Dust: uhhhhhhhhhhh Killer...

Killer: WHat BAKA-

Horror: yeah wha-

Killer: why are u guys staring at me...?

Dust: uh ur uh...

Killer: my UH what?

Horror: u have hair

Killer: im a skeleton i dont hav- I HAVE FRAKING HAIR TF-

Horror: ur uh..not a skeleton either--

Killer: THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE-

Horror: well.. i find that quite humorous

Killer: shut up-

Dust: Killer.. u might want to go look in a mirror...

Killer: why?

Dust: Just. Do. It. Now.

 *at the same time Killer looks in the mirror Cross screams *

Cross: WHYYYYYYY AMMMMM IIIIIIIII A GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL!?

Killer: WHAT THE HECK HAPPEN TO ME!?

*Horror is rolling on the floor laughing*

*Dust wacks Horror in the head with his phone*

↪ Time skip to Razz↪

Razz: what a beautiful day is it no- *hears screaming*

Razz: WHY ARE U BASTARDS SCREAMIN- *dies laughing*

Killer: STOP LAUGHING UR ONE 2

Razz: no im not!

*Cross Criss Crosses  into the room*

Razz: IS THIS A JOKE OR SOMETHIN-

*Cross throws a mirror at Razz*

Razz: WTH- *catches mirror*

Cross: look at it now!

Razz: wh-  OMG IM BEAUTIFUL

*Nightmare and Fell walk into the room*

Nm and Fell: Awwhh but your hair is so pretty.

Nm: so u guys want more cake and coffee? (￢ ‿￢ )

Killer and Cross: NO

Razz: Yes.

Fell: I'll be sure to add more Carmel Curls *chuckles*

Nm: Pssst- Give him a little extra.

↪ Time Skip Outer Tale cause why not-↪

Sans (in this au): Um.. Bill?

Bill: yeah?

Sans: why? seriously why?

Bill: Um??? Why what???

Sans: why... do u look like a female human?

Bill: wa-

Sans: are u trying to befriend the kid?

Bill: WHAT-?

*Sans hands him a mirror*

Bill: the. actual. fack.

Bill: i'm gonna kill Nm and Fell.

Sans: uh... ok?

*Bill teleports away leaving Sans there*

Sans: the frick just happened?

Frisk: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

↪Time Skip again cause yo Author is lazy↪

Bill: WHAT THE HECK DID U DO TO ME NIGHTMARE!

Fell: Time to leave- *runs away*

Nm: I have no clue what ur talking about-

Bill: You never make anything for anyone... I knew something was up!

Killer: Dust OMG UR A GIRL TOO

Dust: what? *looks in mirror*

Horror: HAHAH

Dust: why are u laughing ur a girl too DumbA$$-

Horror: Wha- *sees self in mirror*

Nm: Uhh... I'll just you know leave this way-

*out of know where a portal opens*

Error: Nightmare, get ur butt back here now!

Nm: I'll pass-

Killer: can u believe they did this to us!?

Razz: But I make such a stunning girl-

*Killer kicks Razz through the window*

Razz: But its true though!!

Cross: how did we change to girls?

Bill: are u really that dumb--

Error: What did nm and fell give you?

Cross: Cake.

Bill and Error: And you still haven't figured it out?

Horror: Ohhhhhh

Bill: Slow much-

*Razz looks through window*

Razz: So u mean- Carmel Curls... ISN'T A NEW CREAMER

*Bill and Error face palm*

Razz: DAMMIT

Error: so how are we gonna get them Bill?

Bill: how bout- Is there more cake left?

Error: I see where ur going with this

Cross: but i wanted MOAR!

Dust: really Cross?

↪ Time Skip because i can↪ 

Fell: we are safe-

Nm: i wouldn't count on it--

Fell: ughhh

Nm: I'm sure there scheming something.

Fell: Well it wont be as good as what we did-

Nm: what I did it it was MY idea-

. . .

*Error reaches through a portal with his strings and grabs Nm and Fell*

Error: so glad we could clear that up!

Fell: well shiz-

☆To be Continued☆

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