̃ *°•.♥.•°*̃ hey guys Aji here with another Bad Sanses Short. Welp i guess Enjoy. ̃ *°•.♥.•°*̃

✘➼Welp on to Storu ➼✘

↪ at castle ↪

Nm: MEETINGS GET DOWN STAIRS NOW!

Bill: Sup. *casually walks down stairs*

Horror: Coming! *falls down stairs* oof

Dust: *teleports* hey

Killer: whaaaaattt *walks down stairs*

Fell: i was bussyyy

Razz: and no one cares *drinks coffee*

Error: I was busy too.

Dust: wait ... i thought Nm called us why are u standing here cross?

Nm: THIS IS ME! IMBECILES!!

Killer: pff-

Nm: SHUTUP

Cross: whats with all the yelli- o-o

Horror: ohhh this day cant get any betttterrrr

Cross: why am i looking at my self?

Nm: WHY AM I LOOKING AT MY SELF?

Cross: w-wait.. *looks at self*

Nm: oh god.. plz dont do anything stupid.

Cross: IM IN SENPAI'S BODY! *hugs self*

Nm: why him out of all people...

Cross: I NEVER WANNA LEAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL BODY! *kisses self*

Nm: stop doing that. .-.

Fell: yeah.. that's disturbing

Bill: so.. lemme get this straight. you 2 idiots... switched bodies?

Nm: YES IDIOT!

Bill: welp not my issue. *walks off*

Nm: HEY COME BACK HERE!!!

*cross is still hugging and kissing nm body while everyone stares at him like... w t f*

(co writer chan: mmmm ur tentacles are so sofftt)

( author chan: w t f)

↪ time skip cause author can ↪

Dust: huh whats this? *picks up object*

Killer: dud if you dont know what the frick it is why pick it up? -_-

Dust: cause i can duhhh

Nm: wait dont touch tha-

Killer: put that down you dont even know what it does Dust!

Dust: well then ima find out!

Killer: seriously!? *takes out of dust hands*

Dust: Hey!!!

Nm: oh no...

*all the sudden they both fall to the floor as a big puff of magic flows everywhere*

Nm: ... ._. this is sad to watch..

Dust: ughh my head *Rubs skull*

Killer: i feel like my skull was bashed in...

Razz: wow.. *takes a sip of coffee*

Dust: killer.. what just happened...

Killer: told you not to touch it...

Dust & Killer: why am i looking at my self?

*nm slowly walks away*

Killer: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT POWDER!

Dust: I just wanted to know what it did...

Killer: WELL .. now that you know.. PUT US BACK.

Cross: So.. IS THIS UR FAULT!?

Dust: WHYYY ARE U LOOKING AT ME!? ;-;

Killer & Cross: YOUR THE ONE WHO TOUCHED IT!

Dust: STUPID THING! *chunks object across room*

Razz: ow t f! *catches* i dont want this stupid thing! *throws object at Horror*

Horror: WHY MEH!?

Cross: Hehhheheehehehehh... *nudges dust in killer body* look lel *points at horror and razz*

Dust: i really hate this stupid object...

Killer wellllll if u didnt touch it.. THIS WOULDNT BE HAPPENING!

Dust: nuuu... if i recall... this is Cross and NM fault!

*nm runs back into room*

Nm: :O Ohh HELL no. Dont blame this on me.

Cross: all i wanted was for u to understand me... *says all desperately*

Horror: this is so retar-

Nm: SHUTUP! Cross is speaking about how he caused us to switch bodies.

Horror: hold up.. this is ur fault!? *looks at cross*

Dust: HA TOLD U!

Razz: w h y... i need coffee.

Horror: NOO DONT FEED ME THAT POISON ! ILL KILL YOU!

Razz: um... you do realize you'd be killing your own body... right?

Horror: *mumbles* dammit..

Razz: *downs coffee*

Horror: blarrggg- JUST WAIT TILL I FIND A HUMAN!

Razz: feed. me. that. and i will end you.

Nm: Exuse me were about to kill cross not you 2 love birds.

Razz & Horror: EW GROSS!

Nm: Cross.. AS U WERE SAYING..

Cross: um... ITS SCI'S FAULT! HE LEFT IT ON THE COUNTER..!

↪ Meanwhile....↪

Fell: IM BORED!

Error: not my fault.

Bill: Shutup im reading a book!

Fell: about?

Bill: some book i found in Cross' room about Magical orbs ...

*error grabs book with his strings and throws it down the stairs*

Bill: HEYYY! I WAS READING THAT!

*bang*

Nm: OW WTF!

↪Back to Where Nm and the rest of the gang is↪

Nm: Ow WTF!

*Everyone looks down at the book opened on the floor*

Killer: whats this? *picks it up*

*killer walks over to nm and shows him book while glaring at cross*

Nm: BODY SWITCHING WHAT!?..... CROSS!!!

*Cross tries to run but trips over a tentacle*

Cross: oh nu...

Razz: hah *drinks coffee*

Horror: STOP FEEDING ME THAT!

*a creak is heard from the stairs*

Bill: i call that instant Karma(¬‿¬)

Cross: shutup...

Nm: your the only one that needs to be shutting up...!

Cross: b-but.

Killer: The only reason you should be talking is if you have the solution!

Cross: but..

*Error throws Sci down stairs as hes covered in strings*

Error: There's your soultion.

Cross: could this get any worse..

Sci: w-what am i doing here!?

Nm: your here to fix this!

Sci: fix what

Razz: *drinking coffee intensifies*

Horror: TELL RAZZ TO STOP GIVING ME COFFEE!

Sci: oh.. so thats where my body switching orb went...

Nm: fix. this. now.

Sci: ahhaha... hah....

Killer: whats so funny?

Sci: you had the cure this whole time.. heh

Everyone but fell: WHAT!?

Fell: yo-- what i miss?

Bill: you dont want to know.. Trust me

Fell: ok.. now where are my dam chocolates? *walks out of room mad*

Error: Uhhhhhh. Gtg *Teleports*

Dust: then tell us the solution !

Sci: Horror grab the orb.. *chuckles*

Horror: ugh fine *picks it up*

Sci: razz put your hand on the orb too.

Razz: hell nawh

Sci: do you wanna stay like that?

Razz: foine..

Sci: now say something nice about the other person and.... MEAN IT!

Nm: you expect me to say something nice about Cross. Pff-

Cross: b-but SENPAAAIII!-

Razz: SHHH ITS OUR TURN!

Horror: this is gonna be a loooonng day.

Razz: ok.. i will go first.. uhh ur missing part of your skull looks lovely ?

Horror: and your face is gonna look handsome.... after i smash your skull into smithereens.

Sci: HORROR!

Horror: were bad guys its what we do--

Sci: comon horror say something nice-!

Horror: FINE! Razz.. your cut on your eye socket looks cool.. *mumbles last part*

-poof magic- (and author being lazy)

Sci: see that wasnt so bad!

Horror: yeah .. I GOT TO WASH MY MOUTH OUT I CAN TASTE THE COFFEE!

Razz: heh

↪ Dust and Killer's Turn!↪

Dust: Killer you have beatiful eyes..

Killer: w t f...

Dust: IDK--

Killer: um.. im gonna.. let that slide powder... ok i guess its my turn.. Dust the way ur eyes glow are fascinating.

Error: Are u guys saying your vows or what?

Dust and Killer: SHUTUP!

-le anime poof again cause author is lazy-

↪ Cross and NM's Turn! -yay-↪

Nm: oh god..

Cross: you mean! I can say something nice about senpai!?

Nm: oh god

Cross: Where do i even start!?

Nm: just pick one and get to it *rolls eyes* (A/N: do they even have eyes? Eye socket? rolls eye socket? XDD???)

Cross: s-senpai!

Nm: im gonna kill you... In the nicest way possible *evuly smirks*

Cross: your tentacles infatuate me; (♥◡♥)

Error:Great more vows. . . -_-

Nm: Cross you have a beatiful.. Coffin coming your way.

Sci: nm its not gonna work if ur meannn

Nm: im the lord of negative feelings! i am not NICE!

Sci: ughhhhhhhh! just do it! i dont got all day!

Nm: FOINE!

Cross: yay..--

Nm: your a great.. waste of space. i mean this in the most sincere way.. possible.

-poof-

Sci: ... idk even know how that worked..

Cross: *runs*

Sci: Put my orb on the ground. NOW.

Nm: *lets it roll out of his hands to the ground and it shatters*

Sci: ; - ;

Nm: whoops... did Widdle ol me do dat?

Sci: *flops onto the floor and cries* my orrrbbb!

(#sciprotectionsquad)

Nm: it will be ok... *picks him up with tentacle* Not *throws him back to his au*

Nm: where was i... oh thats right... KILLING CROSS!

♛ the end ♛

🌠sorry for not updating on the weekend. i had alot of school work super sorry. Also sorry if this turned out bad im all burned out i have been taking test for 2 weeks ffs have mercy🌠

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