*Der is a ship child in this forgive mweh*

*This takes place at a hotel*

Tv: Hold it right there!

*Everyone freezes*

Fell: This is the concierge, sir

Loki: *presses play*

Tv: ik it was you , I could smell you getting off the elevator.

Fell: wha- *sniff self*

Tv: You were here last night too, Wasnt you?

Fell: Y-Yes Sir, I was...

Loki: *presses play again*

Tv: You was here, & you were smooching with my brother!

*everyone but loki and fell , look at fell*

Fell: Wha..- I'm afraid your mistaken, sir..

Loki: *presses play again*

Tv: Don't Give me that, you've been smooching with everybody

Tv: Blueberry,Classic,Ink,Dream,Sci, Cross..

Cross: *LE ANIME GASP*

Cross: no! its a lie..!

Tv: i could go on forever baby!

Fell: im terribly sorry sir, but im afraid your mistaken, we've been looking for a young man..

Loki: *looks over then presses play*

Tv: Alright, i believe you but my Tommy gun Don't!

Tv: Get down on your knees and say you love me!

Fell: on your knees.., I LOVE YOU!

Tv: you gotta do better than that!

Everyone but loki: I LOVE YOU!

Loki: *presses play and runs off*

Tv: Maybe im off my hinges, but i believe you, that's why im gonna let you go.

Everyone but loki: *sigh of relief*

Tv: im gonna give you to the count of 3 to get your lousy, lying , low- down  four flushing carcass out my door!

*Everyone but loki gets up very fast to be out the door*

Tv: 1

Everyone but loki: OPEN THE DOOR!

Tv: 2

*bill pushes one thru door*

Tv: *gun firing noise*

Loki: *looks at them and smiles*

Loki: =)

Tv: 3 , merry Christmas filthy animals..!

Loki: mouths words: Merry Christmas Filthy Animals..!

-the end-

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