Many thanks for looking at this poem

It will be with you as soon as possible

Unfortunately, we are experiencing a higher demand at present

So the waiting time for this poem is longer than usual

Whilst waiting for this poem

Please do make yourself a cup of tea and grab a biscuit

Make sure you have your knowledge of literary techniques ready

This poem may contain rhyming couplets

Or take the form of a haiku, limerick or be acrostic

Having an understand of these at hand will speed up enjoyment of the poem

As it is a print based medium

We do not have any annoying music to play you

So if you could hum something irritating

Or sing a song you hate in your head, that would be grateful

Preferably at a volume that is far too loud so you get tinnitus

To be fair, you could be here for over thirty minutes waiting

I would just give up now if I were you

You could instead fill out our online form at

www.wewillignorethisaswell.com

The funny thing is

Everytime you try to read this poem

It is busier than usual, and that is impossible

So maybe you should just accept waiting as the new norm

Have a nice day and thank you for not abusing our poets