"Frank what the fuck happened to you?" Mikey asked Frank.

"Umm..."

"Did a unicorn fart on you or something?"

"Pshhhhh no..."

Mikey could tell Frank was hiding something.

"Tell me what happened and as to why you are covered from head-to-toe in glitter Frank."

"I don't have to tell you shit!"

Frank then ran out of the room into Mikey's bedroom, locking the door behind him.

"FRANK GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"

"MAKE ME!" Mikey ran and knocked his door down, regretting doing so when he saw the most terrifying sight in front of him.

Frank was having sex with his unicorn

"FRANK ANTHONY IERO JR.!  WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY UNICORN?!"

"Fucking it" Frank smirked.

Mikey spanked bad little Frankie and told him what he did was wrong.

"B-but Mikeyyyyyyyy."

"Frank you don't just go fucking other people's unicorns..."

----2 HOURS LATER----

~~~~GEE's POV~~~~

As I walked to Mikey's bedroom to show him a new comic that I had bought, I heard very "strange" noises...

     I hesitantly opened the door.

   MIKEY FRANK WHAT THE FUCK!?

Mikey and Frank were taking turns fucking Mikey's unicorn. What?

"Umm Gerard... Hi" said Mikey

"Why don't you join us Gee?" Frank said very seductively.

I just stared at them for a few minutes then I mean why the fuck not? I joined them...