Once upon a time, Mikey was making chicken for dinner. Gerard brought Mikey a wonderful little chicken home and told him to make it, so he did. The instructions told Mikey to beat the chicken, so he did, with his awkward knees.
Long story short Mikey accidentally poisoned everyone and Mikey, Gerard, Frank, Ray, and Bob died...

They all became vampires and sucked the blood from every lil chicken they came across. They are CHICKENPIRES! *dun dUN DUNNNNNNN*

A/N OMG I am so sorry for whatever the hell this is... I set my alarm clock to wake me up at 3 am and I just wrote whatever I thought about... So yeah. I guess this is just my random thoughts book-thing irdek...