Claw Noir was looking for the only best assassin in Paris who was formally the best from Central America. He found her fighting men by herself, knowing that if anyone got on her bad side, she would show no mercy. Especially when it comes to those who slaughter animals, she would show aggression and rage to slaughters that don't deserve to be spared. She impaled several thugs one by one and pinned the last one to the wall.

"Please! Have mercy!" He begged.

"Where was mercy on the animals?!" Oscura glared intensely.

"It wasn't me that killed them!" The thug begged for his life.

"But you watched and did nothing!" Oscura yelled with anger and grief, "Animal slaughters don't deserve mercy!" She impaled him with her spiked spear to finish him off, "Sé masacrado en el infierno por la eternidad!"

Claw Noir chuckled at how much she cared more about animals than people. He jumped down to show that he was there.

"You're late, gatito. I don't like when I wait" Oscura still having a moment to calm down.

"I've come to bargain with you, Oscura" Claw Noir said.

"I'm done with bargains, gatito. Last time I made a bargain, they would try to kill me and I know why you were looking for me. There's a copycat out there that can take the form of anyone, especially abilities and powers" Oscura then pins Claw Noir against the wall, "Which reminds me if you're the fake Claw Noir or not!" She bares her claws.

"I'm the real one. The faker doesn't speak at all" Claw Noir said.

She clawed his arm to taste his blood, making him wince when she did that, "Bueno, you're the real Claw Noir. I had to be sure"

"I told you," Claw Noir said.

"No bargains. What do you want?" Oscura said.

"Fine, no bargain but it's still the same as agreement. You're very good at lurking in the shadows than I do. That Copycat has a crush on my ass and my guess is it's after me. I don't know why but I need you to observe its strength and weakness" Claw Noir said.

"Crush on your ass? That's a new phrase" Oscura snickered.

"It's worse than a prize on my head," Claw Noir said.

"Better phrase than cat got your tongue" Oscura threw her spear at the thug about to shoot without even looking, "My awareness is a lot sharper than my eyes, kitten. But fine, I'll observe the copycat's strengths and weaknesses if you can get it to stop following your ass everywhere you go. Like you said, it has a crush on your ass"

"Yep. And don't let the elephant get in your way" Claw Noir said.

"I'm an assassin, he's a bounty hunter. You're just a thief who likes to cause trouble, scaring the hell of everyone every time you do crazy badass shit like your cataclysm. And yet no one has tried to kill your ass" Oscura chuckled with her arms crossed.

"This impostor is gonna ruin everything, even you," Claw Noir said.

"I know what it does! It almost killed my baby animals!" Oscura snarled like a Jaguar but calmed down, "More like it's gonna ruin your reputation, gatito. Like having soft paws instead of deadly claws for example" She chuckled.

"I'll prove otherwise" Claw Noir replied.

"Heh, you're still young like a cute kitten, gatito. I could just kiss you but I'm a grown cub. You're still handsome and sexy. No wonder those big bad bisexual boys want you" Oscura scratched underneath his chin.

"I'm a straight guy you know," Claw Noir said.

"Oh, really? Why do you kiss guys? To kill them with your kiss of death? I saw a few times they die from your cataclysm kiss" Oscura paced around him.

"It's mere distractions" Claw Noir replied.

"Yeah, sure. Anyways, just don't get your ass killed by that Copycat. Who knows if it will steal your sexy badass style" Oscura played with his spiky catbell to annoy him.

"Stop that!" He slapped her hand away.

"Carry this with you, handsome" Oscura tossed the cat toy mouse to him.

Claw Noir caught it and squeezed it, "Is this a joke?" Claw Noir heard it squeak like a mouse.

"No, no joke. But for me to come in handy. I'll make sure your twin brother doesn't steal your place. Adios, guapo boy" Oscura blows a kiss before jumping to the rooftop to leave.

Claw Noir shook his head in annoyance that she could be funny when she's an assassin to kill men. He puts the squeaky mouse toy inside his jacket.

-

He comes to the nightclub which has fewer parties during daylight and he sees a couple getting sexually pleasured by making out. It didn't bother him that much. Those who are drunk would try to bisexually kiss him.

"Hey, gorgeous. That leather is very sexy" The 20-year-old drunken man gripped the feline's butt, making him groan a little.

"And your drunken words make you think with your sexual pleasures. Are you in an enchanted spell? I can wake you up" Claw Noir said seductively before kissing him passionately before pulling away, "Oops, have you forgotten? My lips are filled with cataclysm poison" He chuckled and saw the cataclysm spread on the guy's lips, to his face, and onto his neck, "Why do you think they always say black cats are bad luck?"

"Damn you Claw Noir!" The man screamed in pain.

"Don't worry, you won't die that fast, you'll die very slowly until it hits your heart" Claw Noir made him sit on the couch to let him die slowly, "No use in praying, big boy. Not even God can save you"

Claw Noir made his way to the pool table to see the same elephant bounty hunter.

"Hello there Noir," Loxodon said.

"I suppose Swedish isn't very sweetened?" Claw Noir grabbed the stick from the man and punched him out cold.

"Swedish was in many wars until the 19th century. Hell, we had Norway, Finland, and Estonia for a time" Loxodon said.

"Seems like you know your culture. Your real culture, not your African elephant culture" Claw Noir hits the pool ball.

"Of course I do. These creatures are like family to me" Loxodon said.

"Except your real ones?" Claw Noir asked.

"They know nothing about my business as a bounty hunter" Loxodon replied while rubbing the cue chalk on his staff.

"Not even my own father that I ran away from" Claw Noir growled.

"Daddy issues, huh?" Loxodon sneered and hit the pool ball.

"No shit, floppy ears" Claw Noir takes his turn.

"Well, I do keep contact with mine in civilian life. Nobody remembers my crimes because I erase their memories" Loxodon drank from his drink.

"That's cruel for an elephant to remember every single thing without forgetting everything in life" Claw Noir hits the pool ball, knocking all the balls in the holes at the same time.

"I can choose to remember or not," Loxodon said calmly.

"Mmhmm. Tell me, why do you always try too hard on that Latina chick? You know she hates men, especially with beards like yourself" Claw Noir snaps the pool stick in half with his upper thigh.

"I just need my competitor out of the way. And I prefer to stay single" Loxodon replied.

"You like her badass killer style. Especially when she speaks beautifully in Spanish when she's pissed off" Claw Noir chuckled and snatched his beer to take a sip.

"That doesn't mean I love her!" Loxodon made a growl like an elephant.

"Too bad" Claw Noir smashed the beer bottle on the floor.

"And yet bisexual guys always stalk your skinny ass every time you're sexy to them" Loxodon sneered.

"Many should know better," Claw Noir said.

"Yeah, like your kiss of death. Do you have control of that?" Loxodon asked.

"I do" Claw Noir replied.

"And I do mean It. You love that chica. You love her killer style every time she kills animal abusers you hate. Puuuuurrrrhaps she would love your amazing trunk-writing" Claw Noir making fun of him.

"As if. I bet you'd do anything to see Shadybug pole dance" Loxodon said.

"I never get my dick hard whenever I feel sexually pleasured, big boy. Shadybug hates my heist" Claw Noir chuckled, "But since you said pole dance, I'm feeline up to it. That is if you get sexually puuuuurrrrrrleasured by the jaguar" Claw Noir said and did not flinch when the dead tusk sword was inches to his neck.

"Keep eating your puns before I make you cough hairball with blood" Loxodon snarled.

"I never cough a hairball. I got nine lives. Meow" Claw Noir gently moved the weapon aside, "You're still the prey because elephants don't eat meat"

"They are living tanks and I don't have time for this nonsense" Loxodon puts his sword away to leave.

"So sensitive for an elephant" Claw Noir snickered and went upstage to the pole. Tossing his jacket aside, causing some of the nightclub members to watch.

He climbed up the pole while going around it and came back down gliding while tilting backward, "Meow" He said seductively.

Just then, a shootout in the nightclub startled everyone but not Claw Noir. He was still leaning backward and saw the lead gang of wolves known as Lobos, looking for Claw Noir since he killed one of their best henchmen.

"Well, well, well. You lost your encore, kitty cat. You owe me your head" The leader said.

"AAAARRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Claw Noir did not move but howled for amusement as he clapped for himself, "There's my encore. What's the matter, jealous that I'm sexy hot?" He sneered.

"Get him, boys!" The leader ordered his men to attack him.

Claw Noir jumps down and throws his staff at the light switch to cause darkness in the club since he can see in the dark but they can't.

"FUCK!!" They all exclaimed, "GET THE FUCKING LIGHTS!!!" They all can't see.

Claw snuck around using his night vision, "Spooky when it's super dark to blind your human eyes!"

All we can hear is claw scratches until the bodies fall on the floor and the lights turn back on, leaving the leader alive until he sees his henchmen all dead.

"You've been a bad boy" Claw Noir stood near the pole with bloodied claws dripping, "Hmmm.....how you like my bloodied art?"

"What the fuck?!" The leader gasps.

The feline licked the blood from his claws, "Wild cats never show mercy to their prey" He jumped off the stage and dangerously walked towards the coward.

"I didn't mean to piss off your performance!" The wolf leader cowardly stammered.

"Oh, I think you already did piss me off last time when you tried to dump catnip on me" Claw Noir knee kicks him in the crotch to immobilize him, "Now then, how should I kill you? Slowly? Quickly? Deadly? Crazily? You don't deserve a kiss of death" He pushed him on the couch and pressed his foot on his crotch.

"Hey there, Noir" He was interrupted by Shadybug.

"I'm busy, bugaboo. Say hello to your big bad boys in hell for me. Hyah!" Claw Noir cuts his throat to end him.

Then he pinned Shadybug to make sure she was not the Copycat, "The hell?!" Shadybug shrieked.

"Are you the real bug? If you are, I would do this!" Claw Noir grips her butt to test her.

"Paws off my ass!" She slaps his hand off.

"Hmph, you're the real annoying bug all right. And no, not until you apologize for calling me a dumbass cat" Claw Noir puts his hands back on her butt, stroking it.

"I never apologize to a dumbass cat!" Shadybug snarled.

"Start apologizing or this will get very ugly" Claw Noir purred seductively.

"No, I wo.....ohhhhhh" Shadybug's snarls turned into moans when he nibbled her neck. He rubs his hand on her back.

"Surrender yet?" Claw Noir chuckled at her reaction.

"Never!" Shadybug tried to knee kick him in the crotch but he blocked it with his upper thigh to protect it.

"Come on, cockroach. I won't stop until I hear an apaw-ology" Claw Noir had his hands on her butt again.

"Haaaaaaaah..... Okay, okay, I'm sorry for insulting....haaaaaah..... you" Shadybug moaned.

"Good girl" Claw Noir smirked.

"Don't ever do that again" Shadybug pushed him off, "Every time I show up, you always kill your damn mice" She gestures to the dead bodies.

"Yeah, I made quite the mess here," Claw Noir said.

"Like you don't care about shit," Shadybug said.

"Cats are predators you know," Claw Noir said.

"And some bugs can be very poisonous" Shadybug sneered.

"Like fire ants?" Claw Noir guessed.

"Anything to kill a man" Shadybug scratched his chin.

"Meow" Claw Noir chuckled.

"Be a nice kitty and I won't try to make you swallow your hairball" Shadybug nearly yanked his tail belt.

"You got it, Bugaboo" Claw Noir said.

"First Cockroach? Now Bugaboo?" Shadybug asked in confusion.

"You always follow my ass everywhere I go when I rob a bank or jewelry store" Claw Noir groaned quietly when he felt her hand gripping his butt, "And I suppose my ass still belongs to you"

"Yeah, it's mine for the taking, kitty cat," Shadybug said.

"Not for long" Claw Noir purred and moved her hand away, "Always watch your back, Cockroach" He takes his leave.

"He's really full of surprises," Shadybug said.

-

Later that night, Claw Noir broke into the jewelry store and saw three women robbing the place. They already knocked the guards.

"Evening ladies, care to share this kitty?" Claw Noir sneered.

"Well, if it isn't Claw Noir," The leader girl said.

"The legend that everyone knows" Claw Noir chuckled and snatched the jewelry from the display.

"I heard you slaughtered the wolf pack at the disco today," One of them said.

"I hated that gang feeding body limbs to their actual wolves. Felines and canines don't get along well" Claw Noir stroked his claws on the glass table.

"You think every criminal organization will respect a psycho like you?" The lead asked.

"I may be a killer but I don't hurt kids," Claw Noir said.

"You always grow soft for innocent people. You're no villain" They all laughed.

"Who said that I was a hero? Well, now I'll show you how ruthless I can be!" Claw Noir yelled.

"Then why did you save that pathetic teen in the river? Villains never save a life" They all said.

"I had no other choice, besides the Mayor's girl did it," Claw Noir said.

"Aww....look at him. The cute evil kitten does have soft paws instead of cute little claws. Did you lose your ball of yarn?" They all laughed.

"No, laugh at this! CATACLYSM!" He powers up in his palm.

"No, laugh in your grave!" They all took out their guns to shoot him.

Claw Noir went behind the pillar to not get shot while waiting until they ran out of ammo. As soon as the shooting stops, he comes out with a menacing look. He dodges the first one's punches before he rapidly punches her in the stomach and knocks her down. As one grabs him from behind, he double-kicks another and elbows her in the face.

Shadybug came in and thought he needed help but when she sees him kicking their asses, it was like he got this, "He's destroying them" She muttered.

He then glided below and kicked the third one down. Then jumps on the woman's shoulders to wrap his legs around her neck to struggle with her.

"HYAAAH!" He flips back throwing her roughly.

Then does a backflip to kick the other two down, "Is that ruthless enough?" He dusted his hands.

"Thank you for doing the hard work for me, pussy cat" Shadybug chuckled and tossed his favorite jeweled cat mask, "Sharing is caring unless you want to starve yourself on the streets like a homeless cat"

"I got enough to provide for myself, Shadybug" Claw Noir said.

"Mmhmm.....are your whiskers twitching with a sense of jealousy?" Shadybug already grabbed the cat's eye jewel.

"Hell no," Claw Noir said.

"Good boy. Jealousy is an ugly feeling you know. You hate when something gets very ugly" Shadybug walks up to him, playing with his spikey catbell.

"I gotta hand it to you, you've changed too in behavior," Claw Noir said.

"Don't get used to it. You've been a bad boy" Shadybug said.

"A really bad boy," Claw Noir said.

"Stay bad with your sharp claws or get too soft like your paws" Shadybug taunted deadly.

"Oh yeah?" Claw Noir grips her arms with his claws piercing.

"Agh!" Shadybug winced but sneered, "Aww....you hate to admit when everyone is right about you, kitty" Shadybug chuckled.

"I'll make sure they are wrong about me, cockroach! Don't ever bring up about my paws being soft again!" Claw Noir hissed loudly like a cat.

"Okay, I won't. As long as you don't try to sexually harass me" Shadybug said.

"Only on you, bugaboo. You may have hated other men harassing you but not me. See ya" Claw Noir smacked her butt to taunt, laughing to get away before she tries to murder him.

"HEY!" She gasps after what he did.