timbers
remember that time when I had a spleen?
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meetmebehindthemall
do you not have a spleen Tim wth?
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girlinthechair
... August you've missed so much
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meetmebehindthemall
WHEN DID HE LOOSE HIS SPLEEN???
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walkingcorpse
remember that time I died?
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timbers
do it again.
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walkingcorpse
I will shoot you.
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timbers
I'm so scared 🫣
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thebloodson
🤨 Drake I can hear you sobbing
from the hallway

nicnames
I regret ever existing
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meetmebehindthemall
rt!!

notadilf
Jason stop reminding everyone
that you died, we know.
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walkinngcorpse
a lot of talk coming from the man who
wouldn't kill the person who killed me
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timbers
actually, bruce brought your killer back to
life after Dick killed him so. 🧍‍♀️ shame on you
bruce.
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meetmebehindthemall
DICK DID WHAT NOW

meetmebehindthemall
currently wishing i were jason todd,
age 15, post bomb going off
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walkingcorpse
literally fuck you
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meetmebehindthemall
please come shoot me with
one of your guns, I'm miserable
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walkingcorpse
I can't stand you.
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timbers
me too 💕
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walkingcorpse
I can and will kill you.
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notadilf
No you won't.
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notadilf
this isn't funny.
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walkingcorpse
nah old man it kind of is
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meetmebehindthemall
I beg to differ Bruce 🫡
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nicnames
every time I open Twitter and see
you post something it's out of
pocket. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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meetmebehindthemall
out of pocket is my middle name!
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notsowonderous
your middle name is thomasine but okay.

nicnames
real talk, august sees one notification from
a man she's been in love with for years and
turns into a puddle
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nicnames
she's currently smiling like a crazy person
staring at her phone and I can't tell you which
of the two men she's in love with it could be
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girlinthechair
two men? men?? that's sad
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timbers
it wasn't dick, he hasn't opened his phone
in like four hours.
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meetmebehindthemall
IM NOT IN LOVE WITH DICK
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tatteddilf
🤨 sounds like something someone in
love with dick would say

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meetmebehindthemall
roy wtf
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tatteddilf
saying it how it is (I love you)
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meetmebehindthemall

walkingcorpse
NO, I didn't have a crush on August
growing up. NO, I don't still have a crush
on August. Quite literally shut tf up before I
make you shut tf up.
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girlinthechair
I have the poetry and love letters to prove
you did have a crush but, okay, sure, you didn't.
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meetmebehindthemall
who's holding you at gunpoint so you would
tweet this, Jay?
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timbers
it's not gunpoint
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meetmebehindthemall
tim this death wish of yours is starting
to get too real, time to seek some help
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walkingcorpse
every day i wake up and regret ever
letting this family know i was brought back
to the land of the living
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meetmebehindthemall
but Jay!!! you had a crush on me!! that's so
cute and sweet!! 🥺
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walkingcorpse
only dorks had crushes on you (dick)
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acrobat

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meetmebehindthemall | wonder what house with this dog residing in it I just moved into (difficulty level: easy)

load comments...

nicnames | YOU'RE HOME OH MY GOD
- meetmebehindthemall | idk am i?

timbers | I'm outside your door
- meetmebehindthemall | you scare me
- walkingcorpse | I'm here as well
- thebloodson | actually we're all here let us in

humangarbagedisposal | the funny thing is, I'm sure they're all actually at her house now
- acrobats | we are
- wafflelover | 10/10 would recommend

girlinthechair | can't believe your mom actually redecorated the place
- notadilf | alfred thinks it looks lovely
- definitelyamilf | I'll be sure to give alfred my thanks
- beastieboy | anyone else find it ironic that their usernames kind of match each other and it wasn't intended
- definitelyamilf | he stole the idea from me.
- notadilf | did not
- definitelyamilf | did too
- notadilf | I'm still in love with you
- meetmebehindthemall | ayo? caught in 4K. 🤨
- thebloodson | father, every time you say something on one of these social media apps you make it harder to be proud to be your only biological son

fishboy | SHUT UP I MISS BROOKS HOW IS HE DOING
- notsowonderous | NO FR I WAS ABOUT TO ASK THE SAME THING
- meetmebehindthemall | brooks is killing it !! love that man to death, i swear.

humangarbagedisposal | ... can I come over?
- meetmebehindthemall | fuck it, party at Finley manor
- notsowonderous | life is good!
   - thearcher | I've been watching them all from upstairs, I don't think they've seen me but they seem to be having fun
- acrobat | Roy's here?

AUTHORS NOTE

batfam crack makes me so happy you don't understand it just does something to me. also Jason having a crush on august growing up and being babygirl around her is my favorite thing to exist ever he just puddles when she smiles at him lmao. anyways, hope y'all enjoyed this little tiny update, it wasn't much it made me laugh and smile while writing so!