A crowd was outside chanting "Free the pigs! Free the pigs!
Marmalade's limo rolled up "That is an animal testing lab.
Within, 200,000 helpless guinea pigs, all being poked and prodded by sadistic scientists." Snake said "Guinea pigs, you say?" Wolf said "Snake." "I want you to rescue them. But this is a heist for good, so I brought something more friendly for you to wear." His assistant showed some footie pajamas. They all got out of the limo drove off "Bye."

Wolf was a sheep, snake a unicorn, webs a lemur, shark a walrus, piranha a bear, Mac a fox, Molly a deer, riff Raff a dog.

Webs said "Well, there goes our street cred." Piranha did "At least it's comfy."

The gang then climbed the wall to see an open window and saw a man in the way.
Riff Raff said "All right, we need to distract that scientist. Shark, you're up."
Shark said "Copy that." He climbed down.

Riff Raff said "Okay. We're gonna need a rope and a hook." Snake said excited "I got this one." The others asked "What?" "You're volunteering?" "You've never volunteered for anything." "Sure, I did. Right now." "Uh..." "Throw me up there. Giddyap!" "Really?" "Yep." "I'm 99% sure you can make it." "Okay." "Let's do it!" Riff Raff then spun and tried to make snake get to the window
"Hey there, son." "Dad?"
"I know you've got an important job, but I hope you still have time for a catch with your old man." The man gasped.

Then Snake hit the window above it and groaned. The man almost turned around but shark stopped him
"Hey, kiddo." "Huh?"
"96% sure."

"You'll always be my special boy." "Aw." Snake groaned hitting the same window.
"Maybe 90%."

"I've been waiting my entire life for this moment." Snake groaned out "I don't know."

"Okay. Now, go long." Shark threw the baseball "Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! Thank you, Daddy!" The man laughed.
Shark opened the window then Snake groaned hitting the window "50... What day is it?
Who am I?" Shark grabbed snake making him hold onto the open window then the others climbed across.
Marmalade said "Right. The guinea pigs are locked
behind a three-foot-thick steel door. The only way in is through the vents." Snake said "I got it. Upsy-daisy. ♪ Over the filters and through the vents ♪"
Shark said "I have never seen him so chipper." Has he been meditating?
"♪ To Guinea Pig Land we... ♪" he yelled when he fell he got up and saw the many Guinea Pigs. He said "Oh." He whispered "Snake attack."

Then marmalade pulled up making the crowd distracted
"Oh. Hey, look, it's Professor Marmalade. Yes, that's right. It's me. Help has arrived.
Just keep your eyes glued to that door." Riff Raff knocked on the door "Snake. Come on, Snake. Open up." Snake opened the door drunk "Relax.
These doors are complicated." He opened it more and saw that he ate all the pigs.
"Are you kidding me?"
Snake chuckled.

Riff Raff said "What do you think you're doing? We're supposed to save them, not eat them." Snake said "Well, I'd say they've gone to a better place." He burped then, chuckled. Riff Raff said "All right, that's it. Spit them out." "Hey." Snake yelled "Hey!" Riff Raff then spun snake as he spat out the pigs.
"We gonna save you whether you like it or not." "We're saving you, you stupid hair balls." Not that door. The other door." "Hey, hey." "Come here!" Shark got a got a pig in his mouth. "Whoa!"
"Any second."

He gasped then ran after the pigs began piling out.
The people screamed. Then they saw the bad guys.
Riff Raff said "It-it's not what it looks like." Then an alarm began blaring.
Snake pat out the last guinea pig as it ran out.