The crew was being exported by the police.
"The Bad Guys go bust.
The nefarious fivesome has finally been captured.
And I, Tiffany Fluffit, am first on the scene."

Chief said "Wow. You know, I-I just realized that I have devoted my entire adult life to putting you in jail. You are my purpose. Without you, who am I? Ah, I'm just kidding.
This is the best moment of my life!" She smacked riff Raff as he whimpered. "It's the end of the Bad Guys." The officers opened the armored car and put them all inside

Shark said "No!"
Piranha said "Get your hands off of me!" They threw him into the car as he screamed.
Webs said "Ooh, you're begging for a biting right now."
Mac said "Let go of me!"
Molly said "Hey, hey, watch the hands."
Wolf said "Get off me!"
Snake said "Riff!"

Riff Raff looked at his friends then looked at his tail then he saw marmalade.

"Professor Marmalade!" "Madam Governor!"
"Ooh, Professor Marmalade! "Madam Governor! Madam Governor!"
"One at a time. One at a time."

Riff Raff got an idea then slipped through chiefs hands
"Hey. Hey!"

Riff Raff said "Excuse me." The people gasp. "Sorry to interrupt. I just wanted to congratulate the governor here. I got to say, you really got us pegged. We're just a deep well of anger and self-loathing." Diane said "Denial." "Sure. That, too." "Narcissism." "Yeah. Yeah." "Emotional emptiness.
"So we're on the same page."
"Hmm."

Shark asked "What is he doing?"

Riff Raff said "Sadly, we were never given a chance
to be anything more than second-rate criminals. If only there was someone who could help the flower of goodness inside us blossom. Some icon of love and forgiveness, like, uh, I don't know, Mother Teresa. Best thing is to just throw us in jail for the rest of our hopeless lives." Chief said "Yeah, that's the plan." Chief was about to but riff Raff was holding "Wait, wait, wait, no, no." "Get in there." "Ow!" Chief was about to throw him into the vehicle.
Marmalade said "Wait." Chief asked "Uh, beg... beg pardon?"

"Riff raff may be a savage beast. Basically walking garbage. Sorry, I'm making a point." "Do what you need to do, pal." "But how can we say they're hopeless if they've never been given a chance?
What if... what if we tried a little experiment, Diane?
As you know, my Gala for Goodness, the "hashtag charity event of the year," is coming up. If I can prove to everyone at that gala that the Bad Guys have changed, will you set them free and give them a clean start?
The crowd gasped and began to murmure.

Chief said "What? Professor Marmalade!" She dropped Riff Raff "Ow!" Chief said "No, no, no, no, no. Don't you see what he's doing? He's playing you." "But it was my idea. It was his idea." "But only because you made him have it. Madam Governor, you can't just let them go."

Callie said "Professor, we're not about to put the safety of the city on the line for an experiment."
"Excuse me, Madam Governor.
I seem to remember that a wise person once said,
"Even trash can be recycled into something beautiful.""

Diane chuckled softly.
Callie said "Okay. I'm game.
But only because it's you, Professor."

Chief said "No!"

"We'll hold on to the Dolphin until the gala. Just to remove any unnecessary temptation.
Of course. Good thinking.
That's why you're governor.
Now that everyone's happy..." Chief said "Not happy."

"...I, Rupert Marmalade the Fourth, will turn the Bad Guys into...the Good Guys!" The reporters took pictures as the people gasped. Riff Raff winked at the crew as they looked confused.

Riff Raff spun the hand cuffs "I think these belong to you." He gave them to the chief "Hey."

Riff Raff walked into the vehicle
Diane said "Not everyone gets a second chance. Make the most of it, Mr. Oxington."

Riff Raff bid them adieu then the car drove off with police cars.
Snake asked "Riff? What are you doing?

Riff Raff asked "What?"
The others said "Yeah."
Riff Raff said "Oh, that." He chuckled. Riff Raff said "I-I-I'm sorry. I thought it was, uh, obvious. We're gonna go good." Webs said "Uh, you totally lost me."

Wolf said "I told him to stop drinking out of the toilet." Shark asked "Hey, did you get hit on the head?" Riff Raff said "What? No, I didn't get hit on the head."

Shark said "My cousin got hit on the head with an anchor,
and after that, he only swam in a circle."

Riff Raff said "No, no, g-guys, guys, you're not following me.
We're gonna pretend to go good. Just a few days with Marmalade. And then we roll into the gala as Good Guys
and roll out scot-free with..."
they all said "The Golden Dolphin."

Riff Raff said "You got it.
Since when do we not finish a job? The Bad Guys become the Good Guys so we can stay the Bad Guys. You know what I'm saying?"

Everyone laughed. Mac said "Bad Guys acting good?
It's the ultimate Bad Guy thing. It's fantastic. Riff, you're a genius."
The laughter continues.

Riff Raff said "It's gonna be, like, the most relaxing con ever, like a vacation.
Piranha said "Oh, oh. A con-cation." Everyone laughed
Shark said "Ooh! My parents met on a con-cation."