Chapter 4
Wolf smiled. Snake said "Wait. What's going on? You've got that twinkle in your eye."
Wolf got up and walked to the window "Guys, who's up for another job? A big one." He pulled up the blinds.
Everyone gasped
Wolf leaned against the window crossing his arms. Snake said "The Golden Dolphin. Seriously?" Piranha said "Oh. I thought I was the crazy one." Snake said slithering off the couch "That job has broken every criminal who's tried it." Then newspapers showed up "The Bucharest Bandits, Lucky Jim.
Shark said "The Crimson Paw." Molly said "Actually, the Crimson Paw was never arrested."
Snake said "Yeah, but he never stole anything again." Wolf said "Snake, what better way
to wipe that smirk off the governor's fuzzy face
than stealing the Golden Dolphin from right under her whiskers? This is the Holy Grail of thievery. If we pull this off, we'll cement our legacy
as the greatest criminals of all time." Snake said "Whoa, whoa, buddy. I thought we weren't supposed to make things personal. Besides, we've got a good thing going here.
Friends, freedom, and just look at this loot." Wolf said "All right, you're right. Forget it.
The Dolphin job is off." Snake said "Good." Wolf said "I guess the pig will get his trophy after all." Snake said "Yeah, I guess he would..." he turned around "What do you mean, "pig"?"
Wolf said Oh, yes, did I not mention that?That's weird. I thought I mentioned that it was, uh..." he pulled another blind to show. Shark said "The Good Samaritan is..." webs asked "A guinea pig?"
Snake began slurping as his eyes went crazy.
Wolf said "What do you say, Snakey? Better than cake."
Everton laughed.
Webs said "Right."
Snake groaned "Okay. Fine.
But he better be delicious."
Wolf laughed "Are we all in this together?" They put their hands in the middle.
It showed the museum as cars appeared.
Riff Raff said "So here's the plan. Like every year, the ceremony will be held at the Museum of Fine Arts, where the Golden Dolphin will be positioned
just beyond the backstage curtain."
Piranha said "Sounds easy."
Riff Raff said "Sounds easy, hermano, but to get there,
we'll need to bypass three levels of security." He put on a hat. "So, step one: We'll need to blend in."
"Howlin' for You" by The Black Keys began playing as it showed the bad guys walking to the event in disguises.
♪ Baby, I'm howlin' for you ♪
♪ Da-da da-da da, da-da da-da da... ♪
Riff Raff said as marmalade's car pulled up "Professor Marmalade,
this year's recipient of the Golden Dolphin," it showed him coming out of his car as the people cheered "the most annoying good creature on the planet."
Tiffany said lProfessor, in the past year, you've stopped wars,
fed the hungry and saved countless pandas. Some have described your goodness as second only to Mother Teresa."
Marmalade said "Oh, Tiffany, it's not a competition.
And if it were, it would really be more of a tie." He signed some autographs "But we can all agree that there is a flower of goodness inside all of us, just waiting to blossom."
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