Wolf said to the viewers/readers "Hey, you. Get over here." They went a tiny bit closer "Little bit closer. Oh, I know what it is." He moved the car closer to the people "You're afraid because I'm the...Big Bad Wolf." It showed many childhood books with wolf in it "Well, I'm not surprised. I am the villain in every story. Isn't that right, Mr. Snake" snake chuckled as he trying to figure out the combination on the safe "Yep." Wolf said "Say hello to Mr. Snake." It showed his file "Serpentine, safe-cracking machine." Snake opened a big safe "Imagine Houdini but with no arms. Kind of guy who'd tell you the glass is half empty, then steal it from you. He's also my best bud." He said in a singsong voice "And today's his birthday!" Snake said "Not relevant." Wolf hugged snake "He's a sweetheart. You're a sweetheart." They heard sirens wailing.
Snake said "Well, look who's here." Wolf said "Took 'em long enough." Wolf made the car faster as the cop cars followed them. They were coming into traffic. Wolf said "Watch this." It showed a spider on the traffic light typing on a computer "Three. Two. One." The traffic lights all turned green. "And over here is Ms. Tarantula," it showed her file as she began hacking "our in-house hacker, our pocket search engine, our traveling tech wizard. We call her Webs." Tarantula landed in the car as she made the traffic lights turn red, the cars then blocked the cop cars.
Wolf said "Very slick, Webs." Webb said "I also took over the police dispatch, blurred their satellite imaging system, grounded their chopper." She said in a singsong voice "And one more thing." Snake said "You didn't."
A guy on a scooter said "I got a special delivery for..." he screamed as wolf took the cake the guy then got freaked out then blocked the cops "Ah! Ooh! Don't eat me! Please! Don't eat me!"
Webs said "Happy birthday, Mr. Grumpy Pants." Snake said "I think I hate you."
They lot went to a construction site. A guy was moving portable toilets then set them down to block the cops. The guy jumped into the car loosing the disguise to show shark. Shark said "Guys, it's me. I was the construction worker.
Wolf said "And this is Mr. Shark,master of disguise, apex predator of a thousand faces. His greatest trick: stealing the Mona Lisa disguised as the Mona Lisa. Dig that." Snake said "Watch it, big tuna." He pushed Shark back "I'm trying to work here." Shark said "Keep it cool, baby." Shark put a birthday bar on snake "Birthdays should be chill."
As the cops were following a poodle sprayed a perfume as the air took the perfume made the cops cough and gag and make it hard to see.
Wolf rolled up for poodle galore could get in.
Wolf said "That's poodle galore, one of the best cosmetics maker in the world."
Poodle said "Happy birthday snake."
Snake said "Thanks."
Then a couple of marbles went into the streets then spike came out popping some of the tires.
Wolf said "That's Mac and Molly. The best criminal couple in the world. They took so much money from their bank. And when they got out from their jail heist they became metallic."
The two got in the car.
Molly said "Snake. Happy Birthday."
Wolf said "And rounding out the crew..." there was thumping sounds in the glove compartment in the cops car popping out piranha as he sho shouted "Surprise!"
Piranha laughed while attacking the cop. He jumped out of the car.
"...is Mr. Piranha." It showed piranha with a snack in an anklet as men came up "He's a loose cannon with a short fuse,
willing to scrap with anyone or anything. He's brave." Piranha tossed the snack then laughed making the men go flying. "He's fearless." Piranha made the cops go flying "Uh, who am I kidding? He's crazy."
Piranha laughed "Santo cielo, that's a lot of po-po." Molly asked "Uh, Piranha, did we forget something?" Piranha asked "What?" Shark said said "The present. You know."
Piranha said "Oh, um...Of-of course I didn't forget." He then tooted. Webs said "You know you fart when you lie, right?"
Piranha said "What? No, I fart when I'm nervous." Webs said "Yeah. Nervous about lying." Then piranha's stomach began burbling as the others looked scared. Piranha groaned "I'm sorry."
Then a loud fart happened.
The others shouted "Piranha!"
Shark said "Don't breathe it in." They poked their heads out of the car taking a deep breath of fresh air "I breathed it in!"
The officers began groaning and gasping from the smell.
Wolf said "Yeah, they're a bit eccentric, but when you're born us, you don't exactly win many popularity contests."
They were at the beach. A woman whimper then shouted "Shark!" The other people shouted "Shark!" Then they left.
Wolf asked "Do I wish people didn't see us as monsters?"
Webs was at the gym running on a treadmill. She said to a guy "Eight legs, eight times the cardio." The man screamed "Monster!" He then was thrown by the treadmill.
Wolf said "Sure, I do."
Piranha popped up in a hot tub "What's up, papa?" The people screamed then ran making piranha confused.
Wolf said "But these are the cards we've been dealt, so we might as well play 'em."
Snake said when he got the right combination "Jackpot!" When he opened the safe money flew out
Piranha shouted "Yes!" Poodle said "Fabulous!"
They all laughed.
Wolf did a drift through an alley then tossed a safe out of the car when the door was open, to a police station.
Snake said "Um..." he then closed the door.
They all looked at wolf. Webs asked "What the thorax?" Piranha asked "Are you crazy?"
Wolf said "What? I just wanted a longer car chase. It's the best part."
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