Chapter 11

The news then turned on. Tiffany said "What up? We are just moments away
from Professor Marmalade's Gala for Goodness, where the legendary Love Crater Meteorite will be on display for the first time ever. But what everyone is really buzzing about is the Bad Guys, whose heart-melting rescue video
has made them an overnight viral sensation." It showed the people watching the video.

Riff Raff said "All right, guys, this is the big one. The Golden Dolphin is inside a titanium case controlled by a randomly generated five-digit code, a code kept safe and secure inside a briefcase handcuffed to the chief of police

Piranha said "She's not messing around."

Riff Raff said "The code is only accessible with her authorized fingerprints. Snake said "Leave that to me."
"While Snake gets the code,
Shark will secure the fake Dolphin." Shake said "I like the sound of that." "Meanwhile, the rest of us plant circuit jammers." "Allowing me to hack into the power grid."
"At the end of the night, we toast the professor,
"Blah-blah-blah, yada yada,"
and when I say "Marmalade," lights go out, and we'll have exactly four seconds to make our move." "The old switcheroo." "Chief hands Marmalade the fake Dolphin,
we get our pardon, applause, applause, exit stage right,
and by the time they realize what happened..." "So long, suckers!" "...we'll be driving off into the sunset, legacy cemented." Everyone laughed.
Piranha said "Nice." "Got to hand it to you, buddy. You're a real artist." Marmalade opened the door "Well, Good Guys, this is it. Good luck out there.
Remember, all eyes will be on you tonight, not me. Friends, meet the Good Guys!"
The crowd cheered.
"Uh, this is different." "Is this a prank?" "What's that sound?
Like screaming but not terrified." "All right, guys, let's, uh... let's mingle." "It's crime time, baby."
♪ Fly me to the moon ♪
♪ And let me play among the stars ♪
Then kids walked around asking for money "Hmm?"
"There you go."

♪ Let me see what spring is like ♪
♪ On Jupiter and Mars ♪
♪ In other words... ♪
"Okay, fake Dolphin, fake Dolphin, fake Dolphin. Bingo."
"Mr. Shark, Mr. Shark!"
"Ooh!"
"Is it true sharks can smell blood a mile away?"
"What? No. That's freaky"
♪ Fill my heart with song ♪
Snake chuckled. Then slithered to the suitcase.
♪ And let me sing forevermore... ♪
"Oh, Mr. Wolf! Mr. Wolf!"

Wolf chuckled "Hey. Whoa.
It is a pleasure to meet you.
Pleasure is all mine." "I loved your video. Can I get a picture for my kids?"

Riff Raff saw Diane "Uh, hey, just a minute, guys. Let me... let me, uh... I got... I'll be right back." He walked off.
♪ In other words, I love you... ♪
"Okay, Wolf, what are you up to? Yeah, with criminals like this, you got to be crafty, subtle, invisible.
And then the moment they let their guard down...whammo!
Snake groaned. "You gotta spring the trap!" Chief chucklin "Always one step ahead. I think I've earned a tonic water. Put it in a fun glass, huh? Oh! Nice." Snake was then grabbed.
Shark gasped
"Oh, no."
Wolf gasped. They ran over but stopped. "Hey." Wolf stammered. "That's right.
Be intimidated."
Snake groaned.
"Mm." "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

Mac began singing.
♪ Look... at me ♪
"What?" "Hmm?"
Everyone followed
♪ Tell me what... you see ♪
♪ Am I good... or bad? ♪
Riff Raff told them to keep it going.
Molly began getting into it.
♪ Don't you judge... so fast ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, I know you think you know me ♪
♪ You've made your own conclusion ♪
♪ You think that I look scary ♪
♪ Well, that's your own delusion ♪
♪ Listen when I tell you ♪
♪ There's more than meets the eye ♪
♪ So take a closer look ♪
♪ To find a real good guy ♪
♪ We're not the Bad Guys... ♪
Diane said "Mr. Wolf." Wolf said "Diane. Yeah, what a surprise.
You know, if I didn't know better, I'd think that you were avoiding me." "Avoiding you?
Wh-Why would I do that?" "Okay. But I have to say, I'm a little disappointed. I was hoping you were gonna ask me to dance." Wolf said "Oh." Then they all began to dance.
♪ Get up on the floor ♪
♪ We're gonna be good tonight ♪
♪ Wanna get you feeling right ♪
♪ We're gonna be good tonight ♪
♪ We're the Good, Good Guys ♪
♪ We're gonna be good tonight ♪
♪ Wanna get you feeling right ♪
♪ We're gonna be good tonight ♪
♪ We're the Good, Good Guys ♪
♪ Come on! Ooh... ♪
"I see. You lost the sheep's clothing."
"Yeah. Figured it was time I got comfortable in my own fur."
Piranha said "If you're feeling good in here...
I said, if you're feeling good in here..." everyone laughed. As the gang placed the routers
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
I think I like the new you.
Well, that makes two of us.
♪ We're all here to have a good, good time ♪
♪ Let the rhythm move you and open up your mind ♪
♪ Next time you see me in your neighborhood ♪
♪ Don't you be thinking that I'm up to no good ♪
♪ I just want you to give me a chance ♪
♪ I know your body really wants to dance ♪
♪ So leave your judgments... ♪
"Break out the umbrellas, because it's raining money.
All because of... I can't even believe I'm saying this...all because of the Bad Guys."
♪ Wanna get you feeling right ♪
♪ We're gonna be good tonight ♪
♪ We're the Good, Good Guys ♪
♪ We're gonna be good tonight ♪
♪ Wanna get you feeling right ♪
♪ We're gonna be good tonight ♪
♪ We're the Good, Good Guys, whoo... ♪
"So, how does it feel
to have everyone not fear you for a change?" Riff Raff looked at the crowd and his tail wagging. "It feels good.
Real good. Diane..." she
gasps softly to see her ring.
"It belongs to you."
The music then continued. As webs got the chapter ready.
♪ We're gonna be good tonight ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ We're gonna be good tonight ♪
♪ Ah, one, two, three, we're the Good, Good Guys ♪
♪ We're gonna be good tonight ♪
♪ So good ♪
♪ Gonna get you feeling right ♪
♪ We're gonna be good tonight ♪
♪ So good ♪
♪ We're the Good, Good Guys ♪
♪ Oh, yeah... ♪
The song ends as they're was
cheering and applause and fireworks whistling and exploding.
Marmalade said "Thank you. Thank you, Riff Raff. As you know, the money raised tonight will be delivered tomorrow to schools, hospitals
and other worthy causes across the city." Everyone cheered. Riff Raff said "Uh.. clears throat I just want to take a moment to recognize
the one responsible for our new outlook. Our brilliant mentor, a paragon of enlightenment..." "Do it." "Come on. "...the one and only Professor..." "Riff, do it.""...uh, Professor..." "...um...Professor Marmalade!" Everyone cheered. "Chief, may I do the honors?" "That's not the plan.
What is happening?" "He's gone rogue." "A deal's a deal. By the power vested in me, it is a pleasure to grant the Bad Guys a full par..." the lights turned off making the guests gasp and murmur. Riff Raff said "That was weird." "The meteorite is gone!" Everyone saw that it was gone "Somebody stole it!" chief groaned. "Chief."
"Wolf."She growled "Come on.
You can't possibly think that we did this."
They heard over the speakers "So long, suckers!" "Run!"
"Get them!" They ran. As the officers chased them. Riff Raff took a paper then sprayed some officers with champagne "Uh..." he chuckled as he dodged the officers he wrote something on the paper and gave it to Diane "Here. Here." "What are you doing?" I'm giving it all back." "Huh?"

"Excuse me." He went over the cops. "What happened back there?" "I couldn't do it." "What do you mean, you couldn't do it?"
"I-I-I just... I..." piranha said "No! I do not run."
"That is not how I roll."
"Piranha, don't do anything crazy."
Piranha laughed.
"Crazy is what I bring to the party, chico." He brought out a grappling gun and it was coming down then knocked Shark out as he groaned. Everyone stared at piranha upset. Riff Raff was being pushed into the car "Hey, you're making a mistake. We didn't do it. I know we always say that, but this time it's actually true."
"A-la-la-la-la. Can't hear you.
Guilty, guilty, guilty." Talk to Marmalade. We're really good now. He'll tell you. Professor!"
"Tonight's headline: Change is impossible. You should always judge a book by its cover,
and all stereotypes have been affirmed." "Stop, for goodness' sake!" "Let me speak to them. I'm-I'm sure there's been some misunderstanding. The door opens "Ah, Professor Marmalade." "You've got five minutes. No deals this time." He walked in.
"Y-You have to help us.
Tell 'em. Tell 'em we didn't do it." "There, there. Of course you didn't do it. How could you? After all, you're such a good boy." Riff Raff then realized "You're such a good boy. That shiver up my spine.
The wag in my tiny tail." "Arrest them!" "What if we tried a little experiment, Diane? As you know, my Gala for Goodness..." "Where the legendary Love Crater Meteorite will be on display for the first time ever. All eyes will be on you tonight, not me." "You're such a...Good boy."
Riff Raff said "You. It was all you." Molly asked "What are you talking about, Riff Raff?"
"The old lady, the Golden Dolphin, good training... it was all to get us here, so he could steal the meteorite and let us take the fall." "Whoa. Whoa, what old lady? And-and why would a guinea pig want a meteorite anyway?" Marmalade chuckled. Shark said "Uh, guys, he's creeping me out." Piranha said "Wait, what? What's going on?Someone turn me around.
Marmalade said "Well, well.
So, you finally get it." "Wait.
What?" "You stole the meteorite?" "Oh, it's not just a meteorite." "I told you guys it's a butt." "It's not a butt" he takes deep breath. "It's the ultimate power source. You see, when it struck, scientists found that it emitted an electromagnetic frequency unlike anything else on Earth. I'm going to harness its power to pull off the greatest heist the world has ever seen." Webs said "You should've eaten him when you had the chance." "Yep." "But why us?" "Because you're the perfect patsies. Come on, when people look up "bad" in the dictionary,
do they see a sweet, adorable guinea pig? No. They see you.
And they always will." "Okay, fine. But you set us up." Marmalade chuckled "Oh, pish-pish. Let's be honest... evolution set you up. But riff raff here really clinched it.
You fell for every one of my traps, starting with saving a helpless little old lady." "Riff Raff, what's he talking about?
Marmalade said "Whoops.
Did I say too much? Anyhoo, looks like, yet again, the Big Bad Wolf got outsmarted by a little piggy." Riff Raff went close to him and growled "You little pouchy-cheeked rat!" "I'll kill you! You hear me? You're dead! You're de..." marmalade said "Help! Help! Help!
The Big Bad Wolf is attacking me." "Oh, now you are done forever, Riff Raff!
Marmalade whimpered.
Tiffany said "Professor, Professor, any thoughts on how the Bad Guys managed
to steal the meteorite in plain sight?" "Well, off the top of my head, perhaps they accessed the site previously
and set up an intricate system
of tunnels and trapdoors..." "Uh-huh."
"...that could be remotely triggered to suck the meteorite down into a holding area,
but how should I know?"
"Totally." "I mean, they're the deranged masterminds, not me.
WOLF: I'm giving it all back.

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