Chapter 1

It showed darkness as a voice said "Stop."

"I'll stop if you just explain it to me, because I don't..."

"Would you please just drop it?"

"All right, all right, fine, fine, fine, fine. Consider it dropped. It's dropped. It's on the ground." It showed a wolf and a snake at a coffee shop. This is Mr. Wolf and Mr. Snake "Good." "But, I mean, come on, everybody loves birthdays."

Snake groaned. Mr. Wolf said "You got decorations. You got balloons. You got parties and cake." Snake said "Look, I don't need presents, I don't want decorations, and I'm-I'm not a cake guy." Wolf said "Seriously, though, you don't like cake?" Name one food better than cake." Snake said "Guinea pig." Wolf said giving snake the sugar "Oh, again with the guinea pig." Wolf chuckled "I bet if I blindfolded you, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a skunk and a guinea pig.

Snake said "Wrong. Snakes have impeccable taste buds. I can taste air." Wolf asked "Air?" Snake replied "Yes. Air."
Snake slurped the air "Mm. Nice." Wolf said "I don't know. They're a little, uh...a little cute for my taste."

Snake said "That's what makes them so delicious. You're not just eating food. You're eating pure goodness. It's not about the pig. It's about what it symbolizes on a deeper level." Wolf asked "So, you can... you can taste air?"

Snake groaned. Wolf asked "What else you got?" Snake said "Forget about it." W-W-Wait." Wolf asked "Can you also hear color?" Snake groaned. Wolf chuckled as he asked "Can you see sound?" Snake said "All right, all right. Okay."

Wolf said "'Cause we should really be capitalizing on these skills." Snake said "Okay, all right, fine. Get it all out. Get it all out now."

Wolf said "Okay, okay."
Snake spat out an alarm clock at it was covered in his stomach acids "Look at that. 4:00 p.m. Now I know the exact moment our friendship died." Wolf laughed "Let's bounce." Snake said "Yep."

They got up from their table.
Wolf said "Tastes like, um, you're gonna stick me with the bill... again."

As they walked the people working at the diner began gasping at the two.

Snake said "Well, it is my birthday." Wolf said "So now you play the birthday card? That's interesting.

Snake chuckled. Wolf said "Can we get a check, please, when you get a chance? Hello? Checkity-check-check. You know what?

A man in the kitchen in the back looked up then hid. A woman walked up to take the money but screamed in fear then ran off. "We're just gonna leave the money right here, okay?"

Snake asked "You know the one good thing about this place?"

Wolf asked "What?"

Snake replied "We never have to wait for a table."

Wolf asked "Well, isn't that every place?"

Snake said to the people hiding in the corner of the diner "Hey, man. How you been? I haven't seen you in..." Snake jumped making the people back up more in fear into the corner "Snake attack!" He chuckled. He saw a bowl of mints "Oh. Mints." He ate the whole bowl. Wolf said "Sorry, folks. I'm switching him to decaf." Wolf chuckled. They went to the door. Snake said "All right."

The both of them said "Let's do this."

As they left the diner the people began people gasping and screaming, and running away. Also making the people in the cars stop and get out, or drive away. The two went to the bank. Wolf asked "Guinea pig, huh?" Snake replied "It's the Rolls-Royce of rodents." Wolf said "Yeah, but it's still a rodent. You know what I mean?" They went inside as some of the customers and guards ran scared. Wolf said "Don't mind us, just robbing this place." Snake slithered off to the safe and wolf followed. They opened it and grabbed two bags and the safe itself then ran out the window.

They ran to the car, they got in then rode off.

Wolf said "Whoo! Yeah! Go bad..." snake said "Or go home." The two fist bumped. They both laughed as they did a jump.

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