Ben... you pedophile! SALLY IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES! WHY?! SHE. IS. EIGHT. She is NOT anywhere NEAR HIS AGE! GOD DAMNIT YOU IDIOTS! YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CREEPYPASTA! STUPID FANGIRLS! GAAHHHHASHHAHHSBIDVOSVGVSOVSKGVOVSKCSOVSOHSCYOSVOGSCYCSOGCSYOVSOHCOHSVHSVOHSHOVSHOVHSOHVSHOVOHSCHOSCPHSCOHSCHOVSOSOVSOXHOVSHO

*rage mode activated*

SHE. IS. A. CHILD. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! SHE ISN'T A TEEN!