Before reading this, I suggest you either play the game, or watch the gameplay video that markiplier made on Baldis basics.

Where do I even begin? I mean... this is the character "Baldi"

This is the fandoms version of Baldi

Okay so basically the beginning starts with a little paragraph that says,

"School is out but your friend left his books. He doesn't have time to get them because he has... eating practice? No fucking clue what that means. So you have to get his seven books for him. Anyways, a teacher named Baldi wants to make it difficult for you, so every time you find a notebook you have to answer three of his questions. Answer all three correctly and you get a prize. You have to find all the notebooks and leave the school to win."

School rules:

No running
No entering faculty
No eating
No drinking
No escaping detention
No fourth wall breaks

Sometimes, you have to have a certain number of notebooks to enter through doors.

So, shit starts gettn down and dirty when you go to get the second notebook. At the third question, he says "problem three..." and theres a static noise. Through the static you hear, "times" then static again, then "equals?" Obviously you don't know what to say, so when you get it wrong, the music stops. The questions disappear and you're left in an empty classroom. There's some... questionable slapping noises, and when you leave the classroom he's standing there with a ruler. He follows you around with it, and eventually you get to another classroom. Question one is simple, 1+1. Next one is 4+8. The next one is all weird and looks like this,

Anyways shit goes like this for a while and stuff happens.

And there's a fandom. I think there are other characters, but honestly I don't know. There's definitely a principal somewhere... And the player is a character... Somehow. It's just a grey figure with the word "player" written across its face.

And the fanfiction is... Kinky? I don't really know how to describe it, but Baldi has a ruler and somehow that's hot. Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh...

This fandom is fucked.

Also, there aren't many people really into it. It's mostly trolls, but you know there has to be at least one who's into the frog man with lipstick and a ruler.