I haven't updated in so long! I apologize. Also, this chapter rhymes with the last one.

Anyways today's bass fanfic is one direction... yeah.

So for some strange and unknown reason, all one direction fan fictions aren't just between the reader and ONE of the band members, but between the reader and ALL of the band members.

I mean honestly, why?

But Asha, they're mostly written by little kids who don't know any better!

OKAY FIRST OF ALL, THERE ARE SEX SCENES IN THESE. IF THEY'RE WRITING SEX SCENES, THEY SHOULD UNDERSTAND HOW TO NOT WRITE LIKE YOU'RE TWO YEARS OLD.

Also, these are actual REAL PEOPLE. That just makes it even weirder! If they're a real person, and you don't know them personally, then you really shouldn't be writing a fanfiction about them. That's that.

Plus their songs suck, so.