"Alright! The card says, 'What ended my last relationship?' Come on, guys! Gimme somethin' to work with here guys!" Kii shouted.

Everyone placed their cards in front of her. As if warming up, she pulled her dark hair back into a ponytail and took some deep breathes, ready for the hilarious cards she was about to read off of.

She picked up the first card.

"Alright! Here we go!" She flipped the first card. "What ended my last relationship?" 

She took a quick glance at the card, nodded in approval, and read it out loud.

"Saying 'I love you'!"

Everyone agreed it was actually pretty accurate.

"Oi! Chancy! Was that your card?" Kii asked, looking at me.

"Why are you looking at me? Even I have a little more class than that!" I exclaimed.

"Right. Moving on!" she shouted, picking up the next card. "What ended my last relationship? Whipping it out? Jesus! What are you guys doing in your free time?" Kii shrieked. 

"You whipping it out on another girl, or guy." She exaterated the 'guy' part looking at me. "We got some cheaters here?" 

"I know everybody knows I'm gay, but hey now!" I hollered.

She smirked and moved on.

"Drowning the kids in the bath tub? Good lord you guys! Sounds like something I'd do!" She flipped the next card. "Thomas Morisons vagina? What the hell? So we do have cheaters!" And the next. And the next. And the next until she ran out of cards.

"I gotta say, the 'I love you' card is pretty accurate and funny. I mean my last relationship, he called me beautiful, told me he loved me, it was over Monday morning! Not why I dumped him, but close enough! 'I love you' wins!" she stated. 

"Yes!" Nasoma said, taking the black card from Kii.

"Nice one Na-Na!" Madsona exclaimed. She always called him that, just because it got on his nerves.

"Yeah, way to go Nasoma!" Kii congratulated him. She always knows when to step in when it came to Mad-chan. But she never, and I mean never knows when to step out on anything!

Honestly, I call Na-sama my best friend, but really it does go deeper than that! He really gets to me sometimes. And at times, he never knows this, but he really turns me on! We always sit together at anime. Or anywhere else. The ones who have picked up on it, I think are the girls in the group. Namely Kii-chan and Mad-chan. They're nosey, and not to mention will ship even the most absurd couples. Any chance they get! Any chance! 

Cards Against Humanity is everyones favorite game, thanks to Na-sama. 

"Oi, Mad-Senpi! Can you hand me some more cheese crackers?" Kii asked. 

"Sure, Kii." Madsona said, turning behind her to grab a bag of cheese crackers.

"Arigoto!" Kii said, taking the bag.

Kii set the bag on the table and looked up directly at me and Na-sama. She tilted her head.

"I know what you're thinking, Kii-chan!" Madsona shrieked. "Chancy! Scoot to your left a little please." 

I did so, realizing I was closer to Na-sama. My face got a bit of pink tent to it. 'Man, what the hell are you two up to?' I thought.

Kii, Madsona, and Madsona's sister, Makria, giggled. Na-sama shook his head and looked at his cards. I followed suit. I heard Kii's chair move. 

"Hey, Chancy, Nasoma! Look over here!" Kii shouted.

We both looked up in sinc to find Kii had propped her knees up against the table, pressed against her chest, making a heart at me and Na-sama with her hands. We could only assume that she was shipping us. Mad-chan and Mak-chan were both staring at us, giggling. I scooted away from Na-sama. My face got pinker. Almost red.

Four o'clock came upon us. Thank god it was time to go home!

The girls kept going on and on about the ship they made about me and Na-sama. "See ya guys." I said, leaving them in the room to clean up. 

"Bye, Chancy!" Kii was the only one to respond, everyone else was busy.

I ran down the hall and down the stairs. I ran down the stairs in the main hall and out the door. I ran to my ride across the street. I got in the car and told my mom to drive. I didn't say anything the rest of the ride.

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When I got home, I immedetely went to my room, shut the door behind me, and flopped on my bed, throwing my stuff in the corner of the room.

I looked at my phone. My backround was of Na-sama. He was looking at me funny. I snap the shot and set it as my backround immedetly.

'I don't know why I can't get him to notice me,' I thought.

It's almost like I'm in the friend zone. 

"Yeah, more like the twilight zone!" I said aloud.

'Just notice me! Even once! Just once,' I thought, and slowly fell asleep.