Fights and parties
I love this song^ :3
~~~~one year later~~~~
We all just moved into our newly built three story mansion that sans, papyrus, and asgore built. I didn't believe that sans helped build it, but the only thing he did was build the second floor. The second floor was all of the bedrooms which were arranged so that sans and I shared a room (that was his favorite part), undyne and alphys shared a room, papyrus and the dreaded toaster shared a room (that was papyrus's favorite), asgore and toriel shared a room (and that was asgores favorite), asriel and chara shared a room, and kate was by herself. I thought that kate sleeping by herself was sad but she said she would be fine.
How do I know all of this? I'm the designer duh. I'm not that useless.
Today is going to be super fun! Because we get to decorate our rooms!
Sans and I walked into the blank room. "I call dibs on paint and mattress picking," I said quickly "you can plan out where the stuff goes aright?" "Yeah sure whatever," sans said "see you soon vertibabe." "See you soon bonefriend." I said, teleporting outside the giant paint building.
The building was brick and looked out of place with the flashy colors and signs of the city. I walked inside and immediately looked for the different shades of blue. 'Fifty shades of blue' I thought, laughing. "Hey there pretty lady." A male voice said from behind me. I turned around and saw a tall, muscular man with perfectly tan skin and green eyes. He was wearing a buttoned shirt, jeans, and leather shoes. ALERT ALERT FUCKBOY IN VICINITY! "Hi there," I said, eying him up and down. "I'm brad, brad radwell." FUCKBOY NAME!! "Well nice to meet you brad but I have things to do so I'll-GET OFF ME!" I screamed as he slid his arm around me and brought me closer I him. "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!" "Well you can get a break from your boyfriend and come with me." He said, voice like a snake. "Fuck off" I mumbled "what's that princess?" "I said FUCK OFF" I yelled, kicking him in the nuts. He fell to the floor and groaned.
I hummed an chose a gallon of cyan paint that matched sans' glowing eye and a gallon of (f/c) paint that matched my glowing eye. I went up to the cashier to pay but brad came up behind me and covered my mouth. He started dragging me away as I tried to pry his meaty hands off of my mouth. I then got frustrated and activated my eye. Flames smothered the vision in my left eye. I moved his hand with my magic and pushed him away from me. By then we were right in front of the door and people inside the store were crouched down, crying, or praying. Brad got up and looked at me. "Oh," he said "so you're a freak." I had a flashback to when I heard those name. Then I remembered. He was one of the people who called me a freak back in high school. "You asshole" I said getting angrier by the second. I grabbed him and threw him into a wall. "THAT WAS FOR CALLING ME A FREAK!" I used my magic and threw him to the other side of the building. "AND THAT WAS FOR HARASSING ME YOU ASSSHIT!" I flipped my hair and sashayed out of the building.
"You were just supposed to get paint," sans said, sighing "not start a fight with an old bully." I laid my head down on the dining room table. "Let's just get this party started so I can forget all of this." I mumbled. Today was the one year anniversary of the barrier being broken. Sans left the table and went to make punch. "Hey sans," I asked "what's a boxers favorite drink?" "Fruit punch" we both said at the same time. I giggled as he chuckled. I got up and sat on the counter next to him and the red fruit punch. "What have you done today?" I asked "oh nothing much," he said, putting ice cubes in the punch "I just put in a bookshelf and a desk with a rolling chair." "Oh cool," I said "did you put any books on the bookshelf?" "A few," he said, setting the punch in the fridge "The Hunger Games, the whole Wings Of Fire series including The Legend Of Darkstalker, and (f/b) (favorite book) "dude!" I said with wide eyes "you got the best books!" "I know that dum dum" he said, tossing the spoon he used to stir into the sink, but not before licking it "that's why I bought the specific books."
He got a smug grin on his face as he picked up the spoon, licked it again, and leaned towards me with it. "EW!" I screeched. I ran away from him and to the stairs. I turned my head to see him running after me while waving the spoon, blue saliva and all. "NONONO" I said, trying to run up the stairs. I failed miserably and tripped on the first step. What surprised me is that I fell up the stairs. I made it to the top and saw sans at the bottom laughing at me. "Ohmygodicantbreath" he said, coughing. I sat down and watched him laugh. He recovered and teleported in front of me. "Boo." He said and wiped the saliva on my face. "EWWWW YOURE SO CHILDISH SANS!" I yelled running to the bathroom. I opened the door and a bucket of glue got dumped on my head by asriel. Before I could say something, chara and Kate dumped glitter on me. I wiped my eyes and sobbed. "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!" I wailed. "It's the twelve pranks of Christmas and you got number four!" Asriel said cheerfully "I still feel bad for papyrus, he got number twelve a few days ago and is traumatized." "WELL IM TRAUMATIZED" I screeched while running downstairs, back into the kitchen, and rinsing my face and hair.
-~-~about an hour later~-~-
I sat on the couch with sans, him grinning and me glaring. I still had bits of glue and glitter in my hair. "I hate you" I said bitterly "I love you too vertibabe" he said, pecking my cheek. I blushed and pouted more, turning my back. Undyne kicks down the door. "HEY WHATS UP PUNKS!" She shouts, making me fold my ears down. "Hey undyne," sans said "nice to sea you." "SAAANS," papyrus groaned "STOP" "fine," he said chuckling "papyrus look it's a floating plate of spaghetti!" Papyrus screamed a high pitched scream and dove behind the couch. I couldn't help but giggle. On the other hand, sans was laughing and coughing again.
Everyone else walked in, carrying balloons or bringing chips and dip. Sans kept eye-socketing me for some reason so I pushed him down and crawled on top of him. His face lit up like a blue Christmas light. (It's lit 👌😩) I leaned in close to his wolf ear. "You just got pranked." I whispered. He pushed me off of him. I fell off the couch and landed on my butt, but I kept laughing. Oh I laughed so hard that I coughed and wheezed and coughed more. He hid his face in his jacket, all whilst I started crying. Undyne put the punch on the coffee table behind me and nudged me with her boot. "Dude," she asked "are you ok?" "No," I responded, clutching my side "I just pranked sans so hard and his reaction was hilarious." "Damn," she said as she helped me up "I wish I saw that."
"Aw yeah," I said while fist pumping "the punch is ready!" I got a cup and gulped it down. "You didn't spike this did you?" I asked getting another cup "we don't even have any alcohol around here." She said clearly disappointed "LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" She set off an airhorn and everyone came down the stairs. I drank more punch and sat down next to sans again. Everybody sat down in a circle in front of the couch except papyrus, who was turning on some Christmas music.
"First," undyne said "we are going to play truth or dare!"
"But that's the party game that everyone plays at a party." I complained "stop your whining," she barked "were playing t or d and it's gonna be fun."
"Fine fine" I said getting a bit dizzy. Shit I thought undyne really did spike the punch! Man she's a good liar. A little more won't hurt that much. I got more punch and sat there as the toaster went first. "Mettaton truth or dare" undyne said
"Dare~" mettaton cooed
"I dare you to kiss papyrus" undyne said
"Easy." Mettaton replied, kissing papyrus passionatly.
Mettaton looked at me. "(Y/n) truth or dare?" "Dare" I absentmindedly said "I dare you to drink the whole bowl of punch."
Oh shit
Ohhhh shit
Shit is about to get real.
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CLIFFHANGERRRR :3
I'm evil I know. Anyway
merry Christmas!
Happy holidays
Drinks lots of eggnog
And eat IHOP!
BYEEEE MY PUNPKINS!
HE HE HE (I'm not Santa Claus so I don't go ho ho ho.) (unless I see a group of hoes.) XD
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