Bruh I forgot this was a thing ma bad

Also takes place before Taekook grow up

Lastly

y'all are wildt

Namjoon

Pentaholiczz: DO YOU EVER WANT TO ADOPT AND HAVE KIDS WITH JIN AND BTW TANK U FOR EXISTING YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING.

yo girl chill

ofc I want to adopt and have kids with Jin! It's what he wants and whatever Jin wants, I want. (wait is that too cheesy?)

and your welcome my dude, you're not so bad yourself *exaggerated winking*

@choco_pamcake: Why are you so perfect? Why are you so handsome? Why are you so cute? Hows min holly?

aww what you're too kind and to answer your question its because binch I'm fabULOUS

and Holly is doing fine! Except Suga won't let me see her after I tried to dress her up in a princess costume

@simplysuga- : How good does Jin taste?

YOOOOOO WHAT

@-yeosu : YOU AND JIN ARE THE MOST AMAZING COUPLE XJSJJAH

WHY THANK YOU. WE TRY

@Kpopx1D : Will you and Jin have children of your own

hopefully!! but I have to marry the princess first

@littlelanybunny : Were you really about to square up with a 5 year old?

hell yea I ain't no puss- I mean.... nooooooo why would I hurt an innocent angel (demon)

@Makotofangirl11 : How many kisses on average would you give Jin per day?

ALL OF THEM

@kandang_horseok : Are you an egg? What does your wife taste like? Have you ever had an erection in public? Has Jin ever eaten a banana in front of you?and what was your reaction?

okay first of all I aint no egg I'm a grown aSS MAN

second of all - I wouldn't know I'm not married (and u nasstyyy)

third of all - where are ur parents I aint talking the nasty nasty with you

and lastly - I don't know maybe? we do live together and my reaction was nothing BECAUSE I AM A CHILD OF GOD I AM PURE AMEN

Jin

@Pentaholiczzz : MILK OR CEREAL FIRST THIS IS IMPORTANT

you right it is important and cereal FIRST WHAT KIND OF BARBARIAN PUTS MILK FIRST

and if you do put milk first I am disappointed in you, go sit in the corner

@littlelanybunny : If Kookie would ask you to be the best man at his and Taehyung wedding would you?

Uh is that even a question? OF COURSE. Anything for my little kookie

@Makotofangirl11 : Secret to bring beautiful?

Uh. be me

@imteumsz : would you ever consider adopting me?

where are the papers I'm ready to sign

@soulence : Are you and Namjoon gonna adopt kids someday?

that big oaf has to propose first

@My_Current_Obession : Hi mom.

sup

@kandang_horseok : Is namjoon big? also what beauty products do you use? also are you ready to become a grandma?

namjoon is tol is that what you're asking. I use no beauty products bc I'm a natural beauty and no! I ain't about that wrinkly life, I'm going to stay young and handsome

Jungkook

@SkylerLGBT : Why didn't you kiss TaeTae yet? Mmmmh

because I don't know how :^(

@Weird_Thing_Tho : Cute Little Children. I love you~

STRANGER DANGER AHHHH

MOOMMMYY

@Y_tothe_E_tothe_HET : Are you going to take tae on another date? If so, where will you go?

mmm maybe the park? the playground is really fun ^.^

@simplysuga- : Would you ever consider marrying taehyung?

I have to grow big and strong for that. I'm his chocolate milk prince, I have to protect him

@Chibii_exo-l_94 : Who teaches you all the bad words that you ask about to Joonie?

don't tell mommy but Jimin hyung and his boyfriend Suga hyung

@Kpopx1D : How much do you like Taehyung?

*Spreads arms out* THIIIIS much

@ImNotSupposedToBeMe : Do you think Taehying will like you kissing him?

Hopefully but I'm only five, mommy says I have to wait till I'm older to date. But ill wait, Taehyung is....what's the word for it? worth? he's worth it!

@My_Current_Obsession : What do you think Jin and Namjoon were doing the last time Jimin dropped you off at their house?

Playing castle? Like with princesses and knights and dragons? Me and Tae play it all the time.

wait. ... is that not what they were doing?

@kandang_horseok : have you ever dreamed about you and TaeTae getting married in the future and living in a giant mansion with three dogs and a pet unicorn/bunny/kitty/doggy/every cute animal hybrid playing in your background?

*gasp*

Now I do

TAEE GUESS WHAAAT *runs off*

Jimin

@choco_pamcake : What do you think about Kookie's crush on tae?

wait

Taehyung?

like

Hoseok's brother?

damn it JUNGKOOK

@Kpopx1D : Do you know about you brother and taehyung?

now I do

@littlelanybunny : what do you do all day that you have to leave kookie with Namjin?

uh sleep?

oh and hang out with ma man

@kandang_horseok : Whos your daddy ?

HEAR THAT?
THATS ME KINK SHAMING YOU

@kandang_horseok : do you even lift bro ? peaches or cream

hell yea I do? do YOU lift? and I don't know how to answer that

Suga

@Pentaholiczzz : MIN SUGA GENUIS JANG JANG MAN BOONG BOONG WHAS GOOD

*blinks*

Uh can I have whatever she's on thank you

@Chibii_exo-l_94 : How is Min Holly?

My baby is doing fine

@Kpopx1D : how long have you and jimin been together?

mmm ....for two? years now I think

@littlelanybunny : does jimin give the good succ

what do you think

bloW LIKE FLU-

@kandang_horseok : thighs o/ ass? are you a virgin u like kinks?

both

no

idk

@AnnaTuan101 : I've kidnapped Jimin and if you don't give me 20 million USD and a pack of bubblegum, I'm touching his Jibooty. Whatcha gonna do now?!?! Huh?!?!

Well, seeing how he's asleep in my lap and I just touched his jibooty Ima call a bluff on you.

@DancerHippo95 : Why did you and Hoseok break up?

Um I'm not at liberty to say (jimin is glaring at me right now)

Taehyung

@choco_pamcake : will you ever date kookie?

um I really didn't think about it .... um .... uhh

Author-nim: aww guys he's blushing!

@Y_tothe_E_tothe_HET: What do you think of Jungkook?

he's my chocolate milk prince? what else do I need to say

@Kpopx1D : Do you love jungkook?

um

I um

eh

next question?

author-nim: OH MY GOD HE'S SO RED HOW CUTE

@ImNotSupposedToBeMe : Have you ever thought of jungkook in a way that's not friend-related?

does prince count?

@littlelanybunny : If Kookie would ask you to marry him would you? If so who would be your best man

whY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME THIIISSS
MOMMYYY *runs off*

@kandang_horseok : have you heard kookie sing before?

No! BUt I'm going to go ask right now!

The bee

@Weird_Thing_Tho : *cough*Hoe*cough

*Sad buzz buzz*

@Pentaholiczzz: cAsh mE oUsidE hoW bouT DAh

*angry buzz buzz*

@choco_pamcake : Why tho? Why?

*confused buzz buzz*

@littlelanybunny : Are you suicidal?

*buzz buzz*

author-nim: he's shaking his little head and whA T KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?

@Makotofangirl11 : aRE YOU COMING FOR ME SOON?

*threatening buzz buzz*

@kandang_horseok : have you been filming me in the shower secretly? are you a meme? are you gonna get faster whenever something happens? will you answer in buzzes?

buzz buzz motherfucker

The author

@Pentaholiczzz : What inspired u to start writing dis story? ITS MUCH GOOD YAH AND LEAVES ME WEAK BECAUSE THE FEELS AND CUTENESS

i really dont know? but it was the first fanfic thing i've ever wrote also thANK YOU OMG UR COMPLIMENTS IM BLUSHING

@choco_pamcake : OTP? and do you like anime??

my otp would be....Baekyeol? (Baek and Chan) and maybe Kaihun (Sehun and Jongin ) and Fanxing (Yixing and Kris) I canT PICK SORRY

a nd i dabble in the animes lol i really love Haikyuu

@simplysuga- : Smut or Fluff? :3

fluFF im a pure child :33

@Kpopx1D : Would you ever make a book about namjin being parents and having young baby kookie cause I love your writing

aw thank chu my dude

and maybe? i have a lot of fics backed up so maybe one day in the future

@ImNotSupposedToBeMe : Have you ever experienced a relationship that has similar feelings like this book?

um no...i really don't have luck with relationships

i got the baby vkook idea from a crush i used to have? i liked the kid for like eight years ( we were really close as kids) and he's graduating this year and yea ANGST

@littlelanybunny : When will you update again?!?!?!?!

the world may never know

@My_Current_Obsession : Y r u so good at writing it makes me weep

awww omg thank you! im not THAT good but Im glad you enjoy my writings !! <3 <3 <3

@Kandang_horseok : what does shit mean ?

poop

@Kandang_horseok : you better make them answer my questions. do you know i've secretly been getting infired by your story that i draw fanart from it?

WHAT NO WAY
SERIOUSLY
SEND IT TO ME OMMGGG (my kakao is in my description)

OMG IM SO FLATTERED <3 <3