"Oh gOD PLEASE NO."

Namjoon sat straight up.

"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE."

Namjoom flung off his blanket and raced downstairs as he heard another loud crash. Many things came to his head, a murder...a robber.....Voldemort (hey, don't judge him. He stayed up late reading the last book of the series.)

But he was not expecting Jin to be standing on a chair, waving a pan in the air.

"Uh...babe?"

Jin turned to Namjoon, wide eyed, "He's here." The male hissed, gripping the pan tighter.

Namjoon scratched his head, seriously worrying for his boyfriend's health, "Who?"

Jin screamed again as he swung the pan in the air, trying to smack a.....a bee.

"whaT ARE YOU DOING?!" Namjoon yelled, trying to stop his rabid boyfriend from swatting the bee, "WE MUST SAVE THE BEES NOOO."

"IT IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN. WHY ELSE WOULD IT HAVE A NEEDLE COMING OUT OF ITS ASS?"

Namjoon sighed and opened the door and every window on the first floor. He helped Jin down from the chair, holding the male tightly by his waist as he waited for the bee to fly back outside.

Jin squeezed Namjoon tightly every time the bee came in a five foot radius of them. Finally, the wretched black and yellow creature flew back outside and Namjoon quickly shut all the windows and doors,"There, it's gone."

Jin smiled smugly, wrapping his arms around Namjoon's neck, "My hero." Namjoon wiggled his eyebrows, "Can I have my reward then? My princess."

Jin nodded slowly, jumping up to wrap his shorts-clad legs around Namjoon's waist. He leaned closer, ready to connect their lips.

"Oh shit, you guys are into roleplaying? Ewwwww."

Namjoon screamed, letting go of Jin in surprise. The brown (he dyed it back to a natural color after kids started calling him a fairy princess) haired male fell to the ground.

The couple turned to see Jimin holding Jungkook, but keeping one hand over the smaller's eyes.

"What the fu-" Namjoon faltered, noticing Jungkook, "What the heck Jimin? We have a doorbell for a reason...USE IT."

"Can you guys babysit Jungkook again?"

"Why? You going on another date?"

Jimin shook his head and put Jungkook on the ground, "He says he wants to spend time with you guys."

Jin's face melted into a wide smile as he held out his arms, "Aw baby!" Jungkook giggled and ran to Jin, hugging the latter very tightly.

Jimin smiled, "Kook, I'll see you later okay buddy?"

Jungkook nodded and waved goodbye to his hyung, "Byebye!"

Jin smiled and pressed a big kiss on the five year old's cheek, "We have to go grocery shopping Joonie."

Jungkook looked at Namjoon, recalling a word his brother said, "Hey Joonie? What's shit?"

"Jin what about this?"

"No."

"Not even one packet?"

"No."

Namjoon pouted and slowly put the packet of chips back on the shelf. The employee standing a couple of feet away from him snickered, "He's got you whippeedd." He taunted before running away.

Namjoon just sighed.

"Jin can I have this??" Jungkook came running down the isle waving a packet of chips in the air. The very same packet of chips Namjoon wanted. Jin smiled and picked the running boy up, "Of course baby, what ever you want."

"What about me?!"

"Are you three feet tall and in kindergarten?"

"....maybe?"

Jin sighed, "Just go get a cartoon of eggs Namjoon."

Attempt one, fail.

Namjoon peeked another stare at Jin, who was flipping open his wallet, getting ready to pay. Without attracting attention to himself, Namjoon sneakily set the bag of chips down, hiding it behind the eggs.

Hah!
Take that Jin!

There's no way his boyfriend saw that. Why? Because Namjoon was a motherfucking ninj-

"Put it back Namjoon."

Damn it.

Attempt two, failed.

"Okay Kookie, pass me the hair tie?"

The little five year old nodded and ran off with a mission. He snagged the hair tie from the table (which he can finally reach) and ran back to Namjoon who was waiting in the living room. He passed the tall male the said item and watched as he fastened the end of the blanket around the coffee table leg, "All done!" The male announced happily.

Jungkook squealed and dropped to the ground, crawling inside their blanket fort quickly. Namjoon grinned smugly, he was a blanket fort builder master. (He can't fix the kitchen sink Jin had been nagging him to finish but that's not relevant. )

"Joonie! Come inside!"

The tall male got down on all four (groaning because dammit he's too old for this) and crawled inside the fort with the little boy, "Wow Kook! You did a great job decorating the place."

Jungkook grinned, showing off his missing tooth, "Thanks! Hey um...Joonie?" Namjoon turned to the little boy, "What's up my dude?"

Jungkook looked down shyly, his cheeks turning the slightest shade of pink, "C-Can I use your phone?"

Namjoon smirked and leaned closer, teasing the boy, "Why? So you can call Taehyungie~?"

Jungkook stammered over his words and Namjoon laughed as he handed his phone to the five year old, "You know his number?"

Jungkook nodded, his face contorted with determination, "Yea! I memorized it."

"Wow, dedicated."

Namjoon watched (very entertained) as Jungkook thumbed in the numbers, his little tongue sticking out of his mouth in concentration.

He squealed when the number went through and put the giant phone next to his ear. (Hey Namjoon was a big guy, he needed a big phone.)

"Hello?"

Jungkook gasped, "Mrs. Kim!!!"

A woman, most probably Mrs Kim, laughed from the other side of the phone, "Jungkook! How are you?"

"I'm doing good Mrs K, can I speak to Tae?"

"Sure kiddo."

Jungkook wriggled in excitement. He placed a hand over the phone, as if blocking it so Mrs. Kim couldn't hear his words, "Joonie! She's getting him!"

Namjoon laughed, fairly amused but the lovestruck five year old in front of him.

"Hello?"

"TAE!!" Jungkook practically screamed in excitement.

"KOOK!" A similar scream was heard.

"Man this is precious." Namjoon whispered to himself as he watched Jungkook babble on the phone.

Finally the boy hung up, handing the phone to Namjoon, "Tae can't make it, his brother has a soccer game." Jungkook was pouting and Namjoon was bummed to see his little buddy so sad.

"Hey! You wanna help me with something?"

Jungkook nodded, not knowing what he signed himself up for.

"Okay does this look convincing?"

Jungkook looked up to see Namjoon colored half his lip with red lipstick.

"Um...what is it supposed to be?"

Namjoon pouted, "A boo boo! You know how Jinnie always kisses you were you got hurt? He won't kiss me because I tried to smuggle the chips without him knowing."

Jungkook made a little 'o' with his lips, "I got it now! Let's go find Jinnie."

The two crawled out of the blanket fort and Jungkook took off running, putting on his best fake distress face.

"JIN!!!!"

Jin popped his head from the garage, he must have been cleaning out the car, "What's wrong baby?"

"Boo boo!"

Jinnie smiled and stood up, walking towards the five year old, "Do you want me to kiss it?"

Jungkook nodded earnestly.

"Well where is it?"

He pointed up. Jin looked up to see Namjoon standing (pathetically) by the garage door. His lip was half red, (was that the lipstick Jin bought for his mom?) and he was pouting.

"There."

Jin fought back a smile. His stupid boyfriend got a five year old to be his wingman.

Namjoon, on the other hand, was elated. His plan was working perfectly!

Jin walked up to him, his finger gently poking Namjoon's lip. The taller male hissed in mock pain. Jin frowned, "Aw does it hurt baby?" He asked sarcastically.

Namjoon nodded.

"Do you want me to kiss it better?"

Namjoon nodded again.

Jin laughed. He couldn't help it. Namjoon was so adorably stupid and Jin loved him to bits for it. "Come 'ere." Jin said, between giggles.
The brown haired male pressed his lips against Namjoon's, kissing him playfully.

Namjoon smiled in victory, as he bent down for another kiss. Jungkook watched, smiling (and taking notes). The dimpled male held his hand out while still kissing his boyfriend. Jungkook slapped his hand hard, giving Namjoon a high five.

You just read 1378 words of pure crack and fluff. You're welcome.