Drafts vine of BABYGIRL

Blossom:
*Tells a bad jock*

Boomer:
OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA *Spins* HAHAHA *Sits on the floor* HAHAHAHA



Buttercup:
So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

Princess:
Happy birthday?

Buttercup:
*Breaks glass cup by smashing it to her face*


Brick:
Sleep? I don't know about sleep. It's summer time!

Blossom:
Go to bed!

Brick:
Oh she caught me



Brick:
How much money you have left?

Boomer:
oh, 69 cents

Brick:
oh you know what that means?

Boomer:
I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets


Boomer:
Got diagnosed with cool guys in gym yesterday haha so now I take adderall haha!

Blossom:
....


*Butch talking with Brick and Boomer*

Butch:
She goes 'what sinks? That's disgusting' I'm like honey you might want to wash your fishy ass coch next time



Blossom (Tells Princess):
Bitch you gonna step on my fucking toe with them fucking cowgirl shoes, diSugUsTinG



Blossom:
Boomer has 19 bottles of dish soap and he gets–

Brick:
wait, why does Boomer have so much dish soap?

Boomer:
MIND YOUR BUSINESS BRICK!


Blossom:
Did you hang out with Beth last night?

Brick:
yeah I did

Blossom:
oh I love Beth

Brick:
You hate Beth–

Blossom:
YEAH NO SHIT HONEY!

Boomer:
This dumbass school with all these fake-ass people

Blossom:
hey

Boomer:
Oh hey.....fucking bitch


Butch:
*Sees Princess* OH shIT A RAT! *Starts circling Princess* RAT! A MOTHERFUCKING RAT! *Sticks up middle finger at her and her friends*

Butch:
A motherfucking rat! IMMA WHOOP YOUR ASS! IMMA WHOOP YOUR ASS–

Brick:
Butch–

Butch:
*Takes shoe off to throw it at her* Ugly ass rat! *Starts dancing*


Butch:
Hey hey!
where you gonna go?

Buttercup:
Why you want to know?
All up in my pussy boy


Blossom:
Brick I'm not going to the cafe store today

Brick:
Why what's wrong?

Blossom:
I'm sick...
Sick of all these ratchet ass hoes !


Brick:
Uh oh, I'm going to snake dance!

Blossom:
Nooo not again Brick

Brick: (Starts Dancing)

Song:
*No I don't want your number*

Buttercup:
*Opens house Door*
Hey..Um Butch

Butch:
I love you *Touch my body*

Buttercup:
*Slams door at his face*

Blossom [Reporter]:
The three victims were part of a CXS

Butch:
Fuck right in the pussy

Butch:
Girl I know you want some D

Buttercup:
Excuse me?

Butch:
You didn't let me finish I was gonna say desert

Buttercup:
I'm sorry what's for dessert

Butch:
This Dick!

Bubbles:
He doesn't just serve you, if he doesn't treat
you right by now your gone

Blossom:
I'm gone

Bubbles:
Now go chop his dick off

Boomer:
Hell naw
To da naw naw naw

Bubbles:
I didn't even say anything

Butch:
Who's the hottest Uber driver You had?

Boomer:
*Chewing gum loudly*
I never went to oovoo javer

[Has never went to OoVOo Javer]


Blossom:
Everyone has a special superpower to save the day

Butch:
CHICKEN STRIPSSS!!!


Boomer:
We all die either kill yourself or get killed

*Dancing weirdly *

Boomer:
Which you gonna do?

Butch:
So I'm sitting there barbecue sauce on my titties

Blossom:
*DYING OF LAUGHTER ON THE GROUND*


Brick:
How much you payed for that taco?

Boomer:
Hey you know this boy got his free taco

*Falls on cement ground*


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