Woojin: Felix!

Felix: *rolls down the steps* Yeah?

Woojin: Taehyung is opening a pizza place in the US! It gives me an idea...

Felix: I do not like your ideas.

Woojin: If Tae will be in America, so will the rest of BTS. That includes Namjoon.

Felix: So let me guess...you want to schedule a playdate with me and Joonie?

Woojin: Yes. Definitely.

Felix: Ok. But he's in baby space a lot.

Woojin: So are you.

Felix: *pouts*

Woojin: Anyways, the guys won't take long, go prepare yourself because you are about to be spoiled being repair.

Felix: *crawls up the steps*

Woojin: Cute.

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Jeongin: Ok. Ok. So let's make a deal. I'll but the llama onesie and the pacifiers. Seungmin and Lee Know will buy the other onesies.

Changbin: And the rest of us can buy accessories and other little clothing for our baby!

Hyunjin: I found a chicken wing costume.

*ring ring*

BangChan: Hello?

Woojin: Did someone say chicken?

BangChan: How...how did you know that?

Hyunjin: He heard me say chicken didn't he....

Woojin: Hehe. I'm a wizard. Anyways, are you guys almost done?

BangChan: Yeah, we're paying for it all now and soon we'll be home.

Woojin: Good, because Felix is now in baby space and I may or may not have forgotten to buy more milk.

BangChan: It's ok. *laughs* We'll be there soon. I'll pick up some milk.

Woojin: Thanks!

Jeongin: Can I speak to the baby?

Jisung: I want to talk to him too!

Woojin: Kids...here. *puts the phone next to Felix*

Jisung: HAI BABY!

Felix: *small giggles*

Jeongin: I'm losing all my UWU's...

Felix: UWU!

Jeongin: Now they're gone...

Jisung: We got you new clothes baby. Are you excited?

Felix: *confused babble*

Woojin: He can't understand you, half squirrel.

Jisung: *smooches at the phone*

Felix: Pah!

Jeongin: That's the cutest kiss in the world.

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The guys arrived home to see Woojin on the couch watching Sesame Street with Felix.

Jisung: We're home! Time to get this party started!

Felix: Oppa?

Jisung: Me?

Woojin: Me?

Felix: *crawls to Jisung* Oppa! Up!

Jisung: *lifts him up* Awwww. Yay! I'm oppa!

Jeongin: Who's eomma?

Jisung: Probably Woojin.

Woojin: You bet so.

Jisung: Let's get him dressed for this fashion show.

The first person to dress Felix was Jeongin. The llama onesie he bought for him, as well as an all white pacifier, made him truly look like a baby llama.

Jeongin: I introduce, baby Felix!

Felix waddled out of the dressing room in a fluffy white suit made of cotton with the pacifiers hanging by a string.

Felix: Tada! I cute!

Woojin: Is there something as death by UWU?

Jeongin: *on the floor* Yes.

Felix: *climbs on Woojin* B-baby llama wan sleep.

Jisung: I guess we can do the rest later.

Woojin: Yeah. *looks at Felix* By the way, did you guys buy that Koya onesie?

Seungmin: Yeah. But you said it wasn't for Felix.

Woojin: It's not. He's going on a playdate.