"So that's the Baby Jesus from 6 CE."

"Like 6 AD? What're you smoking?"

"No Magi, so it's from Luke 2:2. Quirinius was governor of Syria. Census was 6 Anno Domini."

"That makes no sense."

"It's in the Bible so it must be true."

"I don't know."

"Of course, the Magi probably came later, so maybe Matthew 2 with Herod the Great, but he died in 4 BCE or Before Christ. That means Baby Jesus was born four years before or six years after Year Zero Anno Domini. Your choice."

"My choice?"

"Luke or Matthew. Or decide it doesn't matter."