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It was a normal morning at the akatsuki base when all of a sudden Kisame came running through the door screaming with him holding something in his hands. They all wonders where Itachi was. "AAAAHHHHH LEADER-SAMA I NEED YOUR HEEEEELLLLPPP." He rushed into the leaders office with his associate next to him. "What is it kisame?" The leader said. " leader-sama it's..." "What's that in your hand Kisame?" Konan said. " that's what I was gonna say." It's that..." Where's itachi" the leader said. " just listen please" k were listening." He showed them the thing in his hands and konan just screamed and ran over to Kisame and picked the baby up. "Aww he's so cute isn't he pain?" Pain just shrugged and looked at him. "Why does he look similar to Itachi?"Well that is Itachi." Kisame said. Pain and Konan looked shocked they took a glance at him and then they knew it was him. "Well how are we going to fix him?" Pain asked. "I don't know." Kisame said. Everyone that saw Kisame run in yelling was all confused so they just stayed where they were and just stayed doing nothing. Then Pain called a meeting and everyone gathers in the living room instead of where they usually meet. Kisame was still holding Itachi where no one could see him. "Ok everyone thank u for coming today there's something I need u all to see." Pain said. Everyone stayed silent and waited for pain to continue. "Kisame." Kisame showed everyone the thing he was holding and what every one saw shocked them. In front of them inKisames arms was ababy that was like itachi. "HEY THAT LOOKS LIKE ITACHI!" Tobi said happy. "Well Tobi this is him." Pain said. "WHAT!!" Everyone said. "Yes it seems he got turned into one after the mission he and Kisame did. All of a sudden a certain jashinist said, "OK KISAME WHAT DID U DO TO ITACHI!" He yelled. "I DID NOTHING HIDAN SO U BETTER BE QUITE!!" Kisame yelled to Hidan.  "Hmp." He said. "Well then we need to find a way to fix him." Pain said. "Da- da dada." Itachi said to Kisame. "OH NO NO NO IM NOT UR DAD!" Kisame said scared. "Dada dada." Itachi said clapping and smiling. Kisame gave him to Konan and Itachi said. "Mama." She smiled and cooed at him. "That's right I'm ur mama." She said. "Konan ur not his mama now stop." Pain said. "Why not I've always wanted a family." She said. "Because we're and evil organization not a family with a baby."  "We're technically a family still because we're all together." She said "YAH."every one agreed. "GRR." Pain growled. 
So let's see how Itachi sees the whole akatsuki members as.
Pain. Uncle
Konan. Mom ( only girl in akatsuki.)
Kisame. Dad (ofcourse because he was with him the whole time.)
Hidan. Uncle
Kakuzu. Grandpa (he's old)
Tobi. Ni-San
Deidara. Ni-San
Zetsu. Plant
Sasori. Uncle (yes sasoris in here)
Aww that's so cute well in the next chapter he will begin talking but not fully.