Mark:  *lying on a hammock*

Nabi:  *casually lies on top of him*

Mark:  *looks at Nabi* *smiles* hey there

Nabi:  shh, I'm falling asleep

Mark:  *whispers* okay

Mark:  *puts a leg out so he can rock the hammock in hopes of getting Nabi to fall asleep*

Nabi:  *whispers* you're adorable

Mark:  *caresses her back* I know *continues to rock the hammock*

Nabi:  *hugs him tighter* I love you

Mark:  *smiles* I know

Taeyong:  I forgot to sleep because I was thinking about memes

Nabi:  if you ever wonder why you have no friends remember that sentence

Ghost:  boo!

Nabi:  *gets teary eyed*

Ghost:  omg I'm sorry please don't cry

Haechan:  I got detention

Nabi:  what happened? and you're grounded

Haechan:  well when the teacher was standing in front of the chalkboard, she asked all idiots to stand up

Nabi:  okay, so?

Haechan:  I stood up and said I didn't want her to feel lonely

Nabi:  you're ungrounded, you just made my day and Mark is on the floor laughing

Nabi:  what are you doing

Renjun:  I'm confronting the person who ruined my life

Nabi:  you're yelling at the mirror

Nabi:  fuck, I want to die

Doyoung:  language

Nabi:  hickity heck, I crave death

Nabi:  time to wake up!

Haechan, sleepily:  five more minutes

Nabi:  aw ok

Doyoung:  time to wake up!

Haechan, sleepily:  five more minutes

Doyoung, sharpening knife:  perhaps you misheard me

Renjun:  pass the salt

Nabi:  what's the magic word?

Renjun:  or else

Nabi:  that's two words but point taken

Nabi:  what are you reading?

Mark:  just a book of the things I love

Nabi:  those are just pictures of me —

Mark:  what a coincidence

Interviewer:  what did you all do during your break?

Mark:  Nabi

Johnny:  I'm sorry let's pretend that didn't happen, ask us again

Interviewer:  what did you all do during your break?

Nabi:  I slept

Mark:  with me

Johnny:  YO SHUT THE FUCK UP —

Published:  3/08/2022
Updated: 1/15/2023

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