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Harley was trying not to throw up after they finished their dinner. They all remained at the table laughing with each other and talking about the last mission they went on. Bucky was talking about how Sam flew into a glass window which made everyone almost cry with laughter. Harley was trying to laugh as well but she was too scared to tell everyone.

Loki put his hand on her thigh and squeezed slightly. Steve squeezed her other thigh and she nodded as they moved their hands. Harley swallowed the painful lump in her throat and slowly stood up. She cleared her throat and everyone stopped talking to look at her.

Her stomach rolled on her in fear and she let out a shaky breath.

"Is everything ok?" Bucky asked and she nodded.

"Um," She said, "I-I need to talk to everyone. It's important."

"Oh god," Nat said, "You're dying,"

"What? No. What makes you say that?"

"I'm sorry. Just thinking of the worst. Carry on,"

Harley looked at Steve who just nodded and Loki put his hand on the back of her thigh again.

"Wow. This is harder than I thought," She said quietly and pulled a photo from her pocket. She lifted it up and smiled, "So, I'm pregnant,"

Silence.

So much fucking silence.

Nat and Wanda let out a high-pitched scream and jumped up, knocking their chairs to the floor as they rushed at her. Steve jumped up to stand behind Harley as they crashed into her.

"Be careful!" Steve snapped.

"Oh my fucking god!" Nat screamed, "You are pregnant! My bitch is pregnant! Oh god. I'm sweating. I'm so excited!"

"Is this why you weren't drinking?" Wanda laughed and planted a kiss on her lips, "You beautiful human being. I am so happy for you!"

"Wait, wait," Nat said, grabbing Harley's face, "Who is the baby daddy?"

"I don't know and I don't care," Harley smiled, "We've spoken about it and it doesn't matter who the dad is,"

"God damn," Bucky said, "I'm going to be an uncle?"

"You are,"

"Get the fuck out of the way ladies," Bucky said, "Mama needs a hug,"

"Ok, please don't call me that. Ever,"

Bucky scooped her into his arms, hugging her tightly, "I'm happy for you. You too, punk and goth boy,"

Loki rolled his eyes as his brother smacked him on the back, "Was that necessary?"

"My brother is about to become a father. It certainly is!" Thor boomed and hugged him tightly and turned on Steve, "Come here. Give me a hug,"

Steve grunted as he was dragged into a hug.

"You can let me go now, Bucky," Harley said.

"Never," Bucky said quietly, "Thank you. For making Steve look happy,"

"I don't think being pregnant made him happy,"

"No, but you did," Bucky said, "I can't believe he convinced me to leave you alone that night. I could be the baby daddy instead of him,"

Harley laughed and Sam moved Bucky away from her, "You're cute and a great dancer, but Steve is prettier."

"I'm offended," Bucky smirked, "I know I'm pretty,"

"True," Harley smiled and Sam hugged her, "What do you think?"

"I don't care. I'm glad you're happy and with two guys that will treat you well," Sam said, "They know what will happen if they don't treat you properly,"

"This calls for a party," Tony said, "I'll get the champagne and a juice for the pregnant lady,"

"Peter!" Nat said and jumped onto him, "You are about to become an uncle. You lucky man. Did you know?"

"Yeah," Peter said, "She told me when she took the test,"

"You told him before me?" Nat gasped.

"I was having a mild panic attack," Harley said.

"I was wondering why your boobs have gotten bigger," Wanda said, cupping them, "Heavy. Nice and juicy,"

"Seriously?" Harley said, "Are you really fondling my boobs right now?"

"Are we going to take in turns or?" Bucky said and Steve punched him, "Ow! If Wanda can do it then so can I,"

"I won't have my best pal fondling her boobs," Steve said.

"Why not?"

"Because!"

"That isn't a good enough answer, punk," Bucky said, "Come over here, Harley. Let me be the judge to see if your boobs have gotten bigger,"

"I'm going to fucking kill you," Steve said and Bucky dodged a punch, "Get back here!"

Wanda giggled and dropped her hands, "Boys will be boys,"

"And they will remain losers," Nat said, putting her arm around Harley, "I was going to tell everyone that Bruce and I finally got together but this is much better news. I'm annoyed that he decided to carry on with his research,"

"Girls, go and sit down," Tony said, "We will clear everything up. I know that women like to talk about babies and all that shit. If you need us a call,"

Harley walked over to Tony and hugged him tightly, "Thank you so much for everything you do for me. You...you really are a father figure to me and I can't wait for the baby to meet you. The baby will call you grandad Tony,"

"Is...is that what you want?" Tony whispered and Harley looked at him, "I'd be honoured,"

Harley smiled, "You look after me and Peter. What more could I want?"

Tony smiled and kissed her on the cheek, "Thank you. Go and sit down,"

Harley walked away from the mess and loudness to sit with Nat and Wanda in another room. They smiled widely at her and she sat down in between them.

"I need your advice about something," She said quietly, "It's about Steve and Loki,"

"You like them both and want a relationship with both of them?" Nat said and Harley nodded.

"How did you know?"

"I've known you long enough to know how your mind and heart work," Nat smiled, "If they offered it and if it's what you want, then why would you turn it down?"

"I'm worried about what people would think," Harley said, "It isn't normal, is it? And Captain America has a great reputation. I don't want it ruined by...a nobody. He is one of the world's greatest heroes and it would be unfair for him,"

"And Loki?"

"Loki is a God. I've done my research and I'm sure that to God's it doesn't matter how many partners they have," Harley said, "At least I think that is what I read. I can't remember,"

"You are so cute," Wanda said, "The first thing you think about is them. But what do you want?"

"I want them. Both,"

"Then that's the answer," Wanda held Harley's hand, "It doesn't matter what outsiders think. It isn't their life. It's yours,"

"I agree," Nat said, "I could tell they both had feelings for you the moment they met you. Not to mention you went home with both of them the first night you met them. Steve has never done that and I don't think Loki has ever done that before. You are a lucky lady and that little baby growing inside you is going to be loved no matter what,"

"Do you want to know who the father is?" Wanda asked.

"No," Harley said, "I like how things are right now. It doesn't matter who the dad is. You're right. The baby is going to be treated like a queen and loved a lot,"

"It's going to have the best aunts and uncles," Wanda gushed, "Does your Aunt May know?"

"I told her yesterday,"

"Ladies!" Tony yelled through the comms, "Drinks! Hurry up! And a juice for Miss Preggo,"

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