'Ickle Tickles
The two hunters arived at CJ's large farm at the same time as Bobby. Lucifer was standing on the porch on CJ's shoulders when all the little angels ran to her. She was knocked down by the force and when Dean ran over he saw that she was groaning as the angels sat on her.
"CJ!"
"Yeah?"
"Are you okay?"
"I'm fine," she sat up, causing the baby angels to slide down. She stood and rubbed her head. "Ouch. Go on in. I'm making grilled cheeses and I can get something for ya."
They followed her inside and Lucifer ran over to his Hot Wheels.
"Your right, he is adorable," Dean nodded to the blonde haired boy. CJ chuckled and handed them the sandwiches. They dug in.
"Mmm! This is great!" Sam took another big bite out of the grilled cheese.
"Thanks," CJ walked over to the little boys. "Having fun boys?"
"Yeah!" Lucifer giggled. "Pway! Pway!"
"Alright," she sat down. "What do you want to play?"
"Tickle monster!" Lucifer cried, tackling Michael. He scribbled his fingers across the little boy's sides. Michael gave an honest to God squeal and started giggling uncontrollably. CJ rolled her eyes and watched the two brothers fight.
"LUHUHUHUCI STOP!" Little Michael screamed. Lucifer shook his head and continued to tickle his brother. Gabriel tackled Castiel and Balthazar before he tickled them both. They almost insantly screamed and started to laugh. CJ waited five minutes before grabbing Lucifer and Gabriel off the three angels and started to tickle them. They both squealed and grabbed at her hands.
"I think the tickle monsters deserve a little bit of payback, don't you?" CJ asked. Michael jumped up followed by Castiel and Balthazar to help CJ torture the "tickle monsters".
"NOHOHO! CJ! STOHOHOP!" Lucifer screamed.
"PLEHEHEHEASE!" Gabriel added. CJ picked them up off the ground and held all five of them. Two in her arms, one on each shoulder and one on her back. She stumbled into the living room with the other adults.
Apparently they were desperate.
Because Crowley was there.
"WHAT?!" CJ yelled.
"We need help," Sam said.
"I could've called Loki!" She referred to her best friend.
"Too late!" Crowley grinned. "You are so beautiful."
"Not falling for it," she rolled her eyes and Gabriel pulled her ponytail. "Ouch. Gabe, let go of my hair."
"Sorry. I was about to fall off," he said.
"It's okay, sweety," she said before Lucifer pushed Michael. "Luci. No pushing."
"Sorry."
"Well, hot damn. They obey you pretty good," Dean laughed.
"Because I set them straight," CJ replied, setting the boys on the couch.
"I'm straight darling," Crowley winked at her. She stalked over to him and slapped him, causing him to stumble.
"CJ is a tough one," Bobby chuckled.
"With 7 Avengers prepared to fight I wouldn't piss her off," Sam added.
"Well, she does have a few tricks too," Dean thought.
"Yeah," CJ poked his stomach. "More like a - wait, did you just flinch?"
"W-what? No!" Crowley rubbed his neck. CJ smirked.
"Ohoho, I am so having fun with this one," she tickled his side gently and he flinched away. She pulled out her phone and called Loki.
"Hey Loks."
"Hey CJ."
"Teleport the Avengers here. Now."
"Sure thing."
The next second all the Avengers (plus Loki and Bucky) were teleported to the farm's living room.
"Hey, Loki. Crowley has tortured all these little sweethearts and now I've figured out he's ticklish!" CJ smirked and cornered the nervous King of Hell.
"Not these little princes," Thor flicked his fingers along each child's stomach before turning to Crowley.
"AVENGERS ATTACK!" Tony tackled Crowley with a grunt and Steve grabbed his arms. Bucky pounced on his legs and held them down.
"SHIT! ARE YOU TWO ON FRICKING STERIODS?!" Crowley yelled.
"Language," Steve muttered. "And no, Crowley, it's the super-soldier serum."
"Let me go!" Crowley pulled against the Captain's strong hold but Steve didn't even move.
"You wanna help, boys?" Clint picked up Michael and Lucifer while Castiel climbed onto his back. Gabriel and Balthazar were already running to Crowley.
"Wait! Wahahait!" Crowley said as the boys started on his sides. Crowley let out a wave of telekinesis and only Steve and Bucky weren't thrown into the couch or wall. Balthzar landed on CJ's lap and Gabriel landed next to her. Michael, Lucifer and Cas landed on Stark and he groaned.
"LOKI! TELEKINESIS!" CJ yelled. Loki smirked and Crowley squeaked.
"Wait... I can't.... I can't use my powers...."
"Yep! Loks here destroyed your little power. Only for a bit."
"CJ......" Pietro whispered. "May I?"
"Go right ahead!" She smiled. Pietro zoomed over to Crowley, (knocking down many papers in the process) and started to torture him.
"WHAHAHAT THE HEHEHELL?!" Crowley screamed. "HEHEHE'S FAHAHAHAST!"
"No dip, Sherlock," Dean muttered.
The torture went on for at least 30 minutes before they gave the King of Hell a break.
"I.... don't.... want... to help.... anymore," he breathed. CJ winked at Steve and he smirked before making some amazing puppy dog eyes. "That's...... fucked..... up."
"No it's not!" Bucky argued. Little Cas crawled up the soldier's metal arm and giggled. "Come on, kid. Let go of my arm."
"No!" He giggled.
"Don't make me make you," Bucky warned. Cas shook his head. "I warned you." Bucky grabbed Castiel's sides and started to knead them super slowly. Cas burst into giggles and let go of Bucky's arm, landing on Crowley's stomach.
"Umff!" Crowley groaned when the light weight hit his stomach. "You're heavy kid."
"Riiiiight," CJ smirked. "He weighs a ton!"
"Do you want help or not?"
"We've got Loki," CJ replied.
"They can work together on it!" Thor yelled.
"NO!" Crowley and Loki screamed, shooting dirty looks at each other.
"I'm not working with a mewling quim like Crowley!" Loki whined.
"I'm the King of Hell dumbass!" Crowley corrected. "And I am NOT working with a brat like him!"
"You little-"
"I'm a little what?"
The arguing went on for a while until Michael started to tear up. Bucky picked him up and rocked him gently.
"What's wrong son?" He asked softly.
"I'm scared!" Michael whimpered. Bucky rocked him slowly.
"Why?"
"I don't like yelling," he whispered.
"HEY!" Steve used his "outdoor voice" and both of the men turned to him, only to hear Michael's soft crying. "Would you shut up? You scared Michael."
"I'm sorry," Loki said. "I did not mean too."
"S'okay," Michael forgave him. Dean kicked Crowley unnoticably and Crowley coughed.
"Sorry kiddo."
"Good. Now. Thoreo, that was a dumb suggestion, but we need both of you working seperately on the potion. Make it. Get it done. Go," CJ waved off the two and they disappeared, leaving the Avengers stuck with them.
"Alright. Let's hang out here. We can care for the children together," Dean suggested. CJ nodded.
"Holy shit, check the time! It's almost 9," CJ felt her watch beep and all the small children crawled onto the couch.
"Come on, boys. I've got your room," she smiled. They children followed her into the other room, a kid's room, and she tucked them in.
"Now, you need anything, you come to me. Let the others rest for now. Okay?" She asked.
"Okie-dokie," Lucifer yawned.
"Good night, boys."
"Night CJ."
Yassss! Another crossover. You didn't think I'd forget them did you? No! Anyway, hope you enjoy!
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