CaydeTheVanguard commented on my Conversation board:
I be stealin Mike like I be stealin the booty!

YOU W-WILL NOT BECAUSE IF YOU DO I WILL BEAT Y-YOUR STUPID PIRATE FACE TO A PULP AND THEN RIP YOU T-TO MECHANICAL SHREDS.
AND M-MIKE IS THE ONE THING THAT KEEPS ME ALIVE. THERE. I SAID IT. I C-CUT. I HAVE D-DEPRESSION. I THINK I'M A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING. *throws hands up in the air*