OMG! Our blueberry child has grown up so much! *sniffles*

Friend that doesn't know SWR: why're you crying?

Me: I'm not crying! *starts crying* ok maybe I am.

Friend that doesn't know SWR: why tho?

Me: you wouldn't understand *crying harder*

Friend that doesn't know SWR: try me

Me: fine *shows pic above*

Friend that doesn't know SWR: am I supposed to know that person?

Me: *sobs* Yes!

Friend that doesn't know SWR: well ok then *whispers* weirdo

Me: *runs to friend that likes SWR*

Friend that likes SWR: why're you crying?

Me: *shows pic* he's grown up! *sobs into Friend that likes SWR's shoulder*

Friend that likes SWR: I know! *pats back and cries too*

Friend that doesn't know SWR: you guys are strange *walks away*

Friend that likes SWR + me: *through tears call* it's not called being strange, it's called being obsessed!

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Yeah... but it's true! He's so grown up now! *sniffles* I'm not crying!

...Ok maybe a bit...

...Or a lot...

*runs into bathroom and locks door, sobs are heard*...

*walks out* ok I'm better now

A/N: don't judge! You's all just jealous of dis fabulous lil squish-squash!

...

Like I said above, don't judge!

Bye!

Why're you even still reading this?