Shiranui: Why were you with Lady Mikasa earlier?

Commander: I was doing a few things for her since she was to busy to do them today.

Shiranui: One of my ghosts are behind you.

Commander: **turns around** AHHHH! **flashbacks of fighting the Empress intensifies** The Empress!?

Shiranui: No, I have forgotten that they remind you of that day. Say, I wonder what would happen if I scare you while you sleep?

Commander: Please don't!

Shiranui: **lays on top of the commander and grabs his "thing"** Why not?

Commander: AHHH! Don't!

Shiranui: Let me ask you this and then, if I like your answer, I let go. Where were you this morning?

Commander: Getting ready for the day.

Shiranui: **tightens her grip** What else?

Commander: **groans** I ate breakfast, pancakes with eggs.

Shiranui: **tightens her grip** Where were you at 10 o'clock?

Commander: G....GETTING SCAMMED BY AKASHI, AND BEING CHASED BY TAIHOU!!!!

Shiranui: Good, because I watched everything from afar Shikikan.

Commander: Can you let go, please?

Shiranui: You seem to be quiet stiff, but fine, after I do this. **kisses him and forces him to c*m**

F commander's sixth pair of pants.