Commander: Gah! **groans**.....

Saratoga: My, you have finally awakened.

Commander: **slowly looks up**....Saratoga?.....what are you doing here?

Saratoga: Hmm? Watching over you of course.

Commander: W-Why?

Saratoga: Maybe because someone is in bed, tied.

Commander: Huh? **looks at his wrists**

Handcuffed to the bed. She crawls onto the bed.

Commander: T-This is a prank, r-right?

Saratoga: **giggles** Would I dare to prank love? I think not Commander. I have my limits on pranking people. I see you have a b*ner, maybe I can help rid of it for you.

Commander: **shaking and gulps** Y-You don't have to d-do this.

Saratoga: I do, you run, or other girls are in my way. Now, why don't I help you with that lump of yours?

She inches closer and closer to his face, she also grabs his "thing".

Commander: P-Please stop?

Saratoga: **smiles** I will...once I make sure that your lump is gone...and that your mine. So here is a little reward. **kisses him**

Commander: HMMMMM!

He sprays his own pants from the inside.

F for commander's.....21st pair of pants?