Commander, or Author: Is something wrong?

Nagato: Fluffy is behind you.

Commander, or Author: F-Fluffy? **looks behind him** AHHHHHHH! **throws himself over his desk** HOW CAN A FOX BECOME SO BIG!?!?!?!

Nagato: You don't need to worry. You are safe, as long as you behave. And become mine.

Commander, or Author: WHAT!?!?!?!

Nagato: **pounces** You have no reason to no, or hide from me dear.

Commander, or Author: GET OFF!! I DON'T NEED THIS BEING READ ON NEWSPAPERS!!!!!

Nagato: **covers his mouth** Shh, it's okay, because I am here with you. Fluffy the Great will protect you.