Chapayev: only one way to find out, and that is hit&run

Tester: hahaa!! You cannot escape this time!

Then abyss fleet appear from deep ocean and also siren portal

Rossiya: damn! They using Siren portals now?!

Kc mutsu: well we all damn, the abyss is using siren technology

Tester: AHAHAHHAHAAH THATS RIGHT!!! WE ABYSS AND SIRENS ARE WORKING TOGETHER TO TAKE OUT LIVES OF 10 MILLION!!!!

downneck: the fuck tester that's a wrong line blyat

Take 2

Tester: AHAHAHAAAHHAH THATS RIGHT!!! WE ABYSS AND SIRENS ARE WORKING TOGETHER TO CONQUER THE HUMANITY!!!!

Kc soryu: well I'll be damn

Another siren portal opens, siren and abyss battleship, aircraft carriers, destroyers and cruisers at same time

Az Hiryu: I think we need to retreat

Gronzy: formidable we need you activated your skill and help us get out of here

Formidable: I wait till Rossiya orders me

Rossiya: got it

Iowa: tch... You damn sirens!

Tester: ara?~ may I know your name?

Iowa: absolutely no!

Tester: well then......  SIREN AND ABYSS ATTACK!!!!

Rossiya: FORMIDABLE NOW!!

formidioble: ZA WARUDO!!!!!!

TIME STOP SOUND EFFECT INTENSIFIES

formidioble: huh... Im gonna destroy those battleship and aircraft carriers, so make us have a little time to escape before they coming through the portal again, oh yeah and also abyss aircraft carrier and battleship too

Formidioble pick her Torpedo knife

(Each MUDA throws 3 torpedo knifes at different enemies)

Formidioble: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

formidioble stops throw torpedo knifes

Formidioble: time resumes~

When the time resumes, all torpedo knifes from formidioble hits abyss and siren aircraft carriers and battleships, when they get hit the torpedo knifes explode

Tester: NANI?!!!! WHO COULD DON3 THAT?!!!!

Siren63: what the hell!!! Where are those torpedo come from?!!

Abyss: damn never thought this world is full with spirits?

formidable tries to lie

Formidable: oh my god!~ it seems my comm-

Rossiya: its OUR commander you CAPITALIST SCUMM

Formidable: jeez calm down Rossiya, and yea that's right!~ OUR Commander stops the time from really far away!~

Tester: NANI?!!! ALL SIREN AND ABYSS ATTACK!!

Az Hiryu: by the way good job destroy those siren and abyss ships, we have a time to escape now

Kc Maya: let's go escape! Before they open the portal again!

Az 3th fleet and kc 4th fleet begin to run away from siren and abyss fleet

Tester: damn! Is their Commander really destroy whole fleet of battleship and aircraft carrier?!

Formidable: *giggle* just kidding you siren and abyss scums!~

Tester,siren and abyss: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!!! YOU GONNA SUNK HERE NOW!!!!

siren and abyss fired their guns even with only destroyer and cruisers, until the portal begin to open and more siren and abyss aircraft carrier and battleships

Rossiya: hell no! All Battleship! Fired your guns!!!

Kc mutsu: I never lose with this abyss and damn sirens!

Iowa: TASTE AMERICAN FREEDOM YOU BASTARD!!!!

All Az and kc battleships fired their guns destroying siren and abyss destroyers and cruisers

Kc Yuudachi: poi!!! My sonars spot a submarine!!

Chapayev: I spot torpedo!!! Everyone avoid it!!!

Gronzy: damn! Siren and abyss submarine in this middle of combat zone

Az tashkent: evaded now!!

The vanguard fleet try to avoid many torpedo

Chapayev: ara ara~ you Abyss cannot touch the Russian ships!

Chapayev jumps from abyss torpedo, when some abyss submarine surface, chapayev immediately aim her guns and fired at them with elite gopnik skills

Chapayev:*giggles* ara!~ only Commander can touch me! You all gross creatures and you all should go to gulag!~

Kc Maya: Chapayev just focus on evaded those abyss submarines!

Chapayev: ara?~ you jealous with OUR Commander?

Kc Maya immediately blush

Kc Maya: of course not! I even not meet him once!

Az tashkent: take it easy you 2!  *Gasp*

There is siren torpedo approch Az tashkent,she evaded while drifting

Kuma: Nani!!? Shipfu dorifto?!!

Az Tashkent eat this siren scums!

Az Tashkent drops her dept charge and sink 1

Kc Yuudachi: tashkent! Help me this one! 2 abyss subs approching! In the north!

Az Tashkent: Roger that!

Kc Yuudachi and Az Tashkent go there together

Az tashkent: your dead is here abyss scums!

Kc Yuudachi: dropping dept charges poi!

Kc Yuudachi and Az Tashkent drops their dept charges and sink abyss submarines

Az Hiryu:  enemy AC-130 above!!

Downneck: the hell Az Hiryu?!? They don't have ac-130 gunships!!!

Take 3

Az Hiryu: ENEMY BOMBERS ABOVE!!!

kc soryu: launching planes!!

Formidable: fighters! Take off!

All carrier launching their fighters to kill some abyss and siren aircrafts

Back at tester

Tester: this is interesting!

Abyss: what so interesting? They just sunk our submarines!

Tester: don't worry abyss! I've send more ships to join in action!

Many portals open, they bring more battleships and aircraft carrier

Formidable: damn! They send more ships again!

Kc soryu: how many ships are there?!! *GASP* HIRYU LOOK OUT!!

az Hiryu: *gasp!*

An high class siren wants to attack Az Hiryu, Az Hiryu jumps from her plane and launch another one

Az Hiryu: damn you siren!

Siren69:, HAHHAHAA lucky you evaded me!

Back with Rossiya

Rossiya: damn these siren never give up!

Iowa: yeah also abyss fleet they never give up! Just keep coming!

Chapayev:*giggle* the papa Stalin order me you to die!~

Chapayev said that she fired all her guns toward siren and abyss

Abyss:72: you damn communist!

Chapayev: *angry stare* so you been chosen dead?

Chapayev charge at abyss 72 and grab her face, before she kill her.... She fired her guns to annother near abyss ships and high class siren. After that chapayev use her knee to knock the abyss72 and punch her in the head make her fly back with heavy damage, then chapayev fired another gun and abyss 72 explode in the air

Chapayev: *evil giggle* naughty~ never mess with the Russian!~ and you don't want to see an angry russian~

Kuma: her moves are awesome!

Kc Maya: kuma not the time!!!

Az Tashkent: EVERYONE TAKE COVER!!!!!

a hundred of lasers and shells from abyss and siren explode, Az 3th and 4th regroup together

Rossiya: well blyat,

Tester: aww~ what wrong azur lane?~ having trouble with our ships and new allies?~

Az Hiryu,kc soryu and formidable regroup at the fleet

Formidable: damn you! Tester!

Tester:*giggle* hehe you are outnumbered!!!

Kc mutsu: what's the plan Rossiya!?

Iowa: yea Rossiya what's the plan?!

Rossiya: damn you girls need to stop im not the leader of this 2 fleets, but my last orders is, stay strong

Kc Yuudachi: Poi! I don't want to sunk like kisaragi!

The Az 3th: your kisaragi sunk?!!

Kc mutsu: it was the long story but we need to focus now!

Tester: HEHEHEHE all ships aim those stupid shipgirls!

Kc soryu: well it's was a pleasure to meet you azur Lane

Chapayev: yeah you too

Iowa: please forgive me Rossiya what I have said to you

Rossiya: WE all FORGIVE each other fault, now let's fight until we sunk here.....

Tester: GET READY!~

chapayev: it was an honor to fight along side with you girls

Kc Maya: it was a pleasure to meet you girls

Rossiya: now then ready your ringgings

Tester: FI- WAIT WHO IS THAT?!!!

Az 3th and kc 4th: *GASP* reinforcements?!!

It was a battleship shells, including the 460 MM guns along with Japanese and american dive bomber planes

Yorktown: sorry we late!~

Az Bismarck: I think we made in time

Yamato: don't worry girls we got you back!

Iowa: the reinforcements!!

Kc mutsu: we saved!

Chapayev: ara~ looks like Bismarck joins to~

Az Bismarck: Eugen?

Az Eugen: yeah let's go

Az Taihou: don't worry about the sky! Me, Yorktown,kc Kaga, and kc zuikaku will protecc you from the sky!~

Kc Fubuki: wait yorktown-san why you not activated your riggings?!

Jotaro: you don't want your Commander and admiral swims right?

The 5th fleet shocked when Az 2th fleet brought their Commander and kc admiral

Shirayuki: I want to see azur lane action! *Move a bit closer to jotaro*

Jotaro: yare yare you gonna walk closer to me?

Shirayuki: umm yes?

Jotaro: don't come near me

Shirayuki: ok :(

Kc kongou: alright! Let's start the fight!

Tester: huh this is interesting! ALL FLEETS ANNIHILATED ALL SHIPGIRLS

jotaro:(mind) damn how is she still alive? Well I'm gonna use my star platinum

Tester: ATTACK!

jotaro: star platinum za warudo!

TIME STOPS EFFECT INTENSIFIES!

jotaro: yare yare daze, how the hell she can heal her self really fast? Even though I throw 2 knife at her, oh forget about that, let's use .50 caliber

Jotaro pick 2 .50 caliber and aiming at tester shoulder

Jotaro: star platinum have a perfect eye, im sure he hit tester shoulders

Star platinum: ORA *fires .50 caliber at tester right shoulder* ORA! *Fires .50 caliber at tester left shoulder*

Jotaro: good that is gonna hurt *touch his hat* time resumes

When the times resumes, tester got hit her both shoulder with .50 caliber

Tester: ARRRRGGGGG!!!!!!

abyss69: where did that come from?!!

Az Bismarck/Az Eugen: FEUR!!!!

BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Yamato: all guns! Load type 3 shell *loads the type 3 shells, aim and FIRE!

yamato fired her 460 mm guns loaded with type 3 shells destroying 100 abyss aircraft and 40 siren jets

Iowa: awesome yamato!

Rossiya: NOW ALL COMRADE CHARGE!!!

chapayev,Az Tashkent,gronzy: UUUURRRAAAAA!!!!

kc mutsu: hey wait up!

Yamato: fubuki,kongou,ooi and kitakami! You girls with me! We gonna join azur lane vanguards and battleship to destroy the fleet! Let kc kaga and kc zuikaku here with Yorktown!

Kc kongou: alright then! Let's fig-

Before she finish her line, Az Bismarck and Az Eugen charge first

Ooi: wait they already move! Let's go!

Az Bismarck: tch, damn siren and gross creature

Az Eugen: wait for me~

Az Bismarck and Az Eugen jumps and fired their guns at them

Abyss81: sink that azur lane girls!

BB abyss3: aiming them and fi-

Before BB abyss3 fired her guns, she was sunk by Rossiya and chapayev fleet

Rossiya: let's sink the other

Chapayev: now you're talking!~

Rossiya and chapayev fired their guns again

Kc kongou: fire!! The type 3 shells!

Kc kongou used her type 3 shells to destroy abyss 30 bomber and 35 siren jets

Ooi: kitakami!

Kitakami: ooi!

Kitakami and ooi fired all their torpedos and sunk many of them, including the siren cruisers

Az Bismarck: FEUR!!

az Eugen: tch gross

Az Eugen use her both shark rigging to eat abyss 2 destroyer

Az Bismarck: no you don't

Az Bismarck charge at abyss battleship, she fired her 1 shell at the creature head, then she came closer punch the face and stab her with Az Bismarck flag pole

Az Bismarck: heh fool

Az Eugen: don't forget about me

Az Bismarck and Az Eugen fired all their guns and sunk siren battleships

Back at Yorktown

Shirayuki:(mind) wow! The way they fight is really cool!

Jotaro: Yorktown, taihou order the bombers to sunk that aircraft carrier, and SHIRAYUKI!!

shirayuki gasp when jotaro yells at her

Shirayuki: YES SIR!?

jotaro: would you stop dreaming and order your fleet?

Kc Kaga: we wait your orders admiral

Shirayuki: ah right! Kaga and zuikaku! Orders your bombers to sink that abyss carrier! Azur lane having trouble with those abyss plane cuz they to small!

Kc Kaga and kc zuikaku: yes Admiral Will do

Kc kaga and kc zuikaku launch their bombers and torpedo bombers

Shirayuki:(mind) why my mind always focus with jotaro?! I know I like him, but I can't Concentration if I with him! Ara~ I really need to focus!~ you bad shirayuki! You can flirt with jotaro until you get back in the base!

Jotaro: is something matter with you?

Jotaro ask that making shirayuki blush

Shirayuki: umm I'm okay Commander!

Jotaro: good continue on order those ships

Shirayuki: hai Commander! By the way why you order me? My rank is high from you know? I'm admiral and you are com-

Jotaro: rank doesn't matter, the skills and intelligent are matters, and you seems pretty stress about azur lane come to your world, and another thing you are really annoying girl who always try to flirt me?

Shirayuki blush really hard and nothing to say

Jotaro: yare yare I'm sorry if I'm saying that to far

Shirayuki: no it's fine

Back at Az Bismarck

Az bismarck: DIE USELESS CREATURES!!!

az Tashkent: never expected that coming

Gronzy: yeah that's is not looking normal German Enterprise

All: what?

Gronzy: nevermind

Kc kongou: shit! The aircraft carrier!

Then the azur lane bombers and kancolle bombers sunk the aircraft carriers

Kc kongou: never mind they already destroyed

Iowa: Rossiya please help me!

Rossiya: only this time!

Rossiya and Iowa charges together

Iowa: you dumb abyss and siren scums!

Iowa fired all her main guns sinking abyss and siren battleships

Iowa: now eat this 127 MM you damn siren and abyss destroyers!

Iowa fired all her 127 MM guns sinking abyss and siren destroyers, and also siren jets

Rossiya: my turn!

Rossiya jumpa and aim her guns at abyss battleships

Rossiya: FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!

Rossiya said that all her guns sinking abyss and siren battleships

Rossiya: weak ugly creatures

Az Bismarck: we almost there!

Az Eugen: yamato! Can you use type 3 for surface fleet?! If can destroy that abyss aircraft carrier!

Yamato: Roger that! Kc kongo! You with me!

Kc kongou: let's rumble!

Kc kongou and yamato fired their type 3 shell together, sink abyss 4 aircraft carrier and 3 siren aircraft carriers

Az Bismarck: their fleet power is weak now!

Abyss87: shit we loss to many!

Tester: retreat

All abyss and siren: WHAT?!

tester: retreat we gonna meet again, we lost to many

Abyss: if that's is our order, ok then

Tester: WE MEET AGAIN AZUR LANE!!!

jotaro: just remember, I can't wait to kill you tester

Tester: oh a human dares to challenge the gre-

Jotaro: yeah I want to challenge a shitty siren like you

Tester hearing that makes her really angry

Tester: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME??!! YOU DONE FOR IT!!

tester charges at jotaro with incredible speed

Tester: YOU GONMA DIE!!!!!!!

Yorktown and Az Taihou: COMMANDER!!!!

shirayuki: Commander watch out!!!

Kc Kaga and kc zuikaku: COMMANDER SHE GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!

tester: YOU DAMN HUMAN IM GONNA KILL YO-

before tester managed to kill jotaro, she got hit by jotaro star platinum

Tester: what the??!! It's really hurts!!

Jotaro: Yare yare, don't underestimate just because I'm a human

Tester tries to escape, but then jotaro grab her leg

Tester: EH?!! please don't kill me! I'm just kidding you know?! Please release me!

Jotaro: I'm gonna release you

Az Taihou: you can't easily release her like that easy Commander!

Jotaro: but before you leave I need to use this

Tester: EHHH??!! IM SORRY!!! PLEASE RELEASE ME!!!! YOU ARE NOT GONNA DO "ORA ORA" THING RIGHT?!!

Yorktowm: yes yes yes oh my God! *Facepalm*

Jotaro begin to punch arbiter

Jotaro: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

*ULTIMATE PUNCH* *ULTIMATE PUNCH*

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

ORA!!!!!

tester: KYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

tester said fly back to Siren fleet really fast because star platinum ultimate holy punch

Tester: all fleets retreat!!!!!

tester,siren and abyss fleet begin to retreat by enter siren portal

Shirayuki: that was awesome Commander!!

Az Taihou: Kya!! My Commander is awesome!~

At Az Bismarck

Yamato: hey Bismarck!! How you could do that such a move?!!

Kitakami: and yeah why you German girls have a shark rigging?

Iowa: and another thing why they are alive?!!!

Az Bismarck and Az Eugen do a German salute

Az German and Az Eugen: BAKAMONO GA!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOITSU NO KAGAKUWA SEKAI ICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (You utter fool! German science is the world finest!)

All Russian ships facepalm

Russian ships: damn Germans

Jotaro: alright then the mission is success let's head back to base, is that right admiral?

Shirayuki: yes! The mission was a success! We now head back home!

All shipgirls: YEAH!!

then all fleets head back to the base

Chapter 8 ends

I hope we can meet again in next chapter

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