I don't know when to start.

Oh yeah I remember now, in kancolle base, kancolle 4th fleet and azur lane 3th fleet have a sortie

Iowa: so you girls are from 3th fleet?! Nice to meet you! By the way, what's you name battleship Enterprise ?

Rossiya: the hell are you saying I'm not Enterprise and my face doesn't even look like Enterprise! *Sigh* I'm Rossiya class sovetsky soyuz battleship, a battleship from motherland

Iowa: I'm USS Iowa from USA communist!

Rossiya: communist is life capitalist scums

Iowa: hey you are so rude!!

Az Hiryu: alright you people, let's get sortie eh?

Kc soryu: alright! By the way whats your name?

Az Hiryu: my name is hiryu

Kc soryu: sorry for my rudeness... Are those ears are true bunny ears?

Az Hiryu moves her ears

Kc soryu:(mind) this is real bunny ears! And this hiryu is so cute!!! I wonder my hiryu can be this cute!

Az Hiryu: alright then let's sortie girls

Kc 4th fleet and Az 3th fleet: hai!

Kc 4th fleet and Az 3th fleet sortie from kancolle base to destroy some abyss

In the docks

Jotaro: looks like they already sortie

Az Bismarck: jawohl kommandant

Kc ark royal: is that your Bismarck miss Belfast?

Belfast: that's correct

Kc ark royal: wow its really better than our Bismarck! And by the way her face is like German Enterprise!

Az Bismarck: okay hold up, why everyone who first seeing me always call me "German Enterprise*?

Kc ark royal: Because your face is like Enterprise

Az Bismarck: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

Back at kc 4th fleet and Az 3th fleet

Kc mutsu: so what is the mission from admiral or Commander?

Rossiya: the mission is simple, kill abyss. But we were worried that siren may join the action too

Formidable: so you girls need to stay sharp, if the siren is showing up, let the azur lane fleet finish it, and you girls do something with those abyss thing

Kc Maya: we will always destroying abyss!!

Kc Yuudachi: poi poi!! Azur lane third fleet is almost soviet ships!

Chapayev: ara?~ never sees a Russian shipgirl before?

Kuma: well no actually we have our soviet ships too

Grozny: really? Can you tell us the name?

Yuudachi: poi if I remember correctly we have hibiki, gangut,and tashkent

Az Tashkent: oh I have my other version too

Az Hiryu: wait, isn't hibiki is Japanese? Why Russians?

Maya: oh you don't know about that, well in the history, after Japan been bomb by America using atom bomb, Japan lose the war and their destroyer hibiki, send to the Soviet Union to became soviet Navy, also her name will be changed into verniy

Formidable: wow never thought your Sakura empire change side with the northern parliament

Az Hiryu: kinda shock me too, should we tell this to OUR hibiki?

Chapayev: oh hiryu became soviet now!

Az Hiryu: since when I will be Russian?

Rossiya: you use the OUR word

Az Hiryu: so what's the point if I said that? That mean shipgirls who use "OUR" word become a soviet?! Commander and their admiral too?!

Rossiya: oh Comrade hiryu it's just a joke actually

Kc mutsu: well don't fight we still have a mission

Kc soryu: yeah let's focus on the mission, we don't want to waste your energy when fighting

Grozny: did you mean OUR energy?

Kc soryu: ok whatever

Chapayev: alright then but still OUR energy

Iowa: stay focus!

Rossiya,Grozny, tashkent, chapayev: shut up CAPITALIST

Iowa: you Russians are mean!!!

Kc mutsu: alright stop fighting we still have an hour before arrive to the destination

Meanwhile the places where the destination are

Abyss: mam observer, are we gonna attack shipgirls again?

Observer: wait until they came here,

Abyss3: do you know their plans?

Purifier: of course we are!! Their mission will go this place and attack you!

Abyss2: well we should prepare our fleet too,

Abyss 6: hohoho! I crush these new shipgirls!

Purifier: bad abyss! Don't underestimate them! They are more powerful and more hardened than this world shipgirls!

Abyss7: oh really?

Observer: alright you little abyss, don't underestimate the azur lane, they are more stronger and have more shipgirls, trust me even they alone, she can beat 2 fleets of abyss

Abyss9: ouch that is awful

Abyss4: hmmp! How they can handle 2 fleets only 1 ship?

Abyss46: if they do that, we need some support

Observer: that's why I prepare our mass production ships

Then the portal opens in sky dropping siren mass production ships

Abyss33: wait is that safe your ships falling from the sky?

Abys24: doesn't it break some parts? And they end up sinking?

Purifier: oh don't worry abyss! Our ships can withstand falling from the sky and not sink!

Tester: no need to afraid yes? We have the same goals right?

Abyss2: yup conquer the human kind

Observer: yes with this allies there is nothing that cannot be stopped!

More siren mass production ships falling from the sky

Observer: abyss is team up with us siren! With the help of the most advance siren technology, and a help from abyss! I'm sure we can conquer the whole humanity and became our planet!

All siren: hell yeah!!!!!

Then the abyss shocked that they have a copy version of theirs

Abyss76: wait how you siren can copy as we are too?

Observer: they are just mass production hight class siren abyss, and they will helpful in the battlefield

Abyss62: with this ally we can kill the shipgirls easily

siren 55: THANKS TO OUR STOLEN NAZIS SCIENTIST AHAHH!!! NAZI SCIENCE IS THE WORLD FINEST!!!

all: wait what the heck

downneck: CUT THE HELL OF!!!

take 2

Siren82: who cares about nukes they are sucks

Dimitri: get ready to big boom on you blyat!

Take 3

Abyss 89: who cares cruise missiles is useless

Aigaion: get ready to taste my wrath!

Take 4 for GOD SAKE!

Siren 55: hahahahaha their technology is not Advance than us isn't?

Tester: it is but they are hardened so becarefull~

Timeskip at kc 4th and Az 3th fleet

Kc mutsu: almost there girls

Az Tashkent: can't wait to kill these abyss things

Grozny: ahh damn my Vodka is empty! :( I NEVER FORGIVE SIRENS AND ABYSS!!!

(Abyss and siren: am I joke to you?)

Kc Yuudachi: poi! We almost there!

Chapayev: why you said poi all the time?

Kc Yuudachi: I don't know poi

Formidable: back at our base poi is a food

Iowa: don't make me hungry!

Kc Maya: stay focus girls

Little timeskip

They arrive in their destination, but something went wrong there were no abyss and siren ships

Kc soryu: this place is kalm

Az Hiryu: we should launch our recon planes soryu and formidable

Kc soryu and formidable: hai

The aircraft carriers launch their recon planes

Kuma: Kuma!~

Kc Maya: this place is silent....

Chapayev: no enemy's detected? Hey destroyers how about your sonars?

Grozny: nyet we have found nothing

Kc mutsu: girls I think we should defend our carriers while they are scouting the place

Iowa: good idea!

Rossiya: da watch over our carriers and the destroyers always your sonar in any case enemy submarine attacking

Back at the base in meeting room, jotaro look in the window

Az shoukaku: Commander? What's wrong?

Shirayuki: yes why you looking at the window for a while? Why not a take sit here?

Shirayuki:(mind) he is so handsome while I look from here!

Jotaro: I might prepare the second fleet

Az Shoukaku: but Commander! Mutsu is not ready yet!

Jotaro: then can we use another girl to be flagship? How about bismarck?

Az Shoukaku: hmm... Good idea Commander, do I need to say it now?

Shirayuki: wait hold up! My fleet will helping too!

Jotaro: yare yare, fine which fleet you gonna send?

Shirayuki: I thing my 5th fleet will join

Jotaro: ok *looks in the window again* I hope they still safe

Back at kc 4th fleet and Az 3th fleet

They were attacked by large number of abyss

Az Hiryu: HA!! take that you ugly creature!

She said when she order her plane to sink abyss aircraft carrier

Rossiya: weak, how dare they challenging mother Russia!!

Said Rossiya she fires all her guns toward abyss fleet cruiser, she also use her sharks to eat the abyss destroyers

Chapayev: ara ara~ they dare to challenge with soviet ships? *Evil giggle* too bad!~ you deserve to die!

Said chapayev she firing her guns toward abyss planes while she did the same thing she use her shark rigging to eat abyss destroyers

Kc Yuudachi: poi! The Russian ship use their shark rigging to eat the abyss destroyer!

Kc Maya: stay focus yuudachi! They coming! Fire the torpedos!

Kc Maya and kc Yuudachi fired their Torpedos and hit 8 cruiser and 8 destroyers

Formidable: DONT MOVE AN INCH! (ZA WARUDO!)

downneck: comrade downneck here, should I change formidable skill to ZA WARUDO!!! instead of DONT MOVE AN INCH!!! Your choice readers

TIME STOP EFFECT SOUND INTENSIFIES!

Formidable: prepare to die you looking fly plane insect!

Oh yeah should formidable says MUDA or ORA? Let me know, but this time we use muda first

(Each muda shoots 5 25MM AA guns)

Formidable: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

MUDA!!

formidable: time resumes

When the time resumes suddenly 300 abyss plane shut down

Kc soryu: WHAT?!! WHY SUDDENLY 300 ABYSS PLANE EXPLODE?!

az Hiryu: just keep fighting those insects!

Kc mutsu: hmm they are in trouble! And I'm not know what happen those 300 plane shutdown, but let's forget it I help them with my type 3 shell

Kc mutsu load her type 3 shells

Kc mutsu: FEUR!!!

downneck: the hell?! Are you Germans?! Cut!.

Take 5 cyka blyat

Kc mutsu: FIRE!

kc mutsu fired her type 3 shell destroy 💯 aircraft

Formidable: good job big mutsu!

Kc mutsu; big mutsu? Really?

Formidable: well our mutsu version is a little girl, and you an adult

Grozny: quit chit chatting cyka blyat

Downneck: OHHH MYY GOOOD THE LANGUAGE!!!!!!!

take 6 and the author is eating the script

Grozny: quit chit chatting those gross ships is coming!

Az Tashkent: eat this you gross and smelly creature!

Az Tashkent fired her Torpedo sinks 4 cruiser and 2 battleships

Iowa: help me this one!

Rossiya; only this time!

Rossiya&Iowa fired their guns and sunk abyss aircraft carrier and battleships, and all abyss fleet seems retreating

Kuma: they retreating!

Kc Maya: yeah we won!

Chapayev: don't mess with the Russian *giggle*

Az Tashkent: weak!

Grozny: we won!

Iowa: hell yea take that suckers!

Rossiya: it's OUR Victory comrades!

Kc soryu: let's head back my planes

Formidable: hiryu! Let's go!

Az Hiryu: I'm detecting something...... ITS A SIREN FIRE ALL SHIPS WITHDRAW FROM THAT PLACE IMMEDIATELY!

The fleet do what Az Hiryu says, after they evaded, they saw a large fleet of siren and abyss is join them

Iowa: oh hell no! We need to fight these girls!?

Rossiya: *gasp* tester!

Tester: welcome azur lane and the new shipgirls! Your date is now here!

Kc Maya: what are we gonna to do?!

Chapayev: only one way to find out, and that is hit&run

Chapter 7 ends

I hope we could meet again in next chapter

Bonus meme

I think kc Zeppelin is doing something

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