Growler, who is holding Z2 and Z35 like hostages by tie and walk behind them and pointing his gun to their heads, makes Grayback feels so uncomfortable.

Grayback: Is this even necessary?

Growler: Just in case they fired at us first so then we have something in return.

Z2: Wha--What?!

Grayback: No! Jesus Christ in Jerusalem, who told you that?!

Growler: What? New Jersey told me all the time!

Grayback: Goddammit New Jersey!! Someday I will torn your organs!!

Growler: And are we there yet??

Z35: Just a little more....

Z2: It's not this far....

Growler: I hope you don't lie to us. Or else...

Grayback takes out his gun.

Growler: Sister!!

Grayback: I'm not letting you to be a terrorist, ever!!

Growler: But...But...

Growler: No buts!! From now on, you're not allowed to touch your gun until I feel satisfied your doing afterward!

Growler: But they just ran away!!!

Grayback: Eh?!

Grayback turns her head back to them. Z2 and Z35 were fled unknowingly to her.

Growler: You just let them escape!! They're our navigators for our sake lives!!

Grayback: Then why you don't ask them nicely from the beginning!! Won't that be better than gunning and running a Five-SeveN, an AUG, and a f*cking RPG-7 around Tiananmen Square, destroying Forbbiden City as a whole!!! I have no idea why you have so many magazines that last an evening!!

Growler: Because their Communist Party split the entire Southeast Asia countries into "economic resources", which is a warzone to the whole nations!!

Grayback: But does it even necessary!! You could do anything else beside ruining a Heritage!!

Growler: I must do for the sake of our peace!!

Grayback: Peace my *ss!!

Growler: So what do we do?

Grayback: Continue moving.

Growler: Where? We have no idea where we are right now!!

Grayback: Straight ahead!!

Growler: Is that even a good idea?

Grayback: So where do you wanna go, Mister Google?

Growler: Ugh...Fine! I'll do what you said!

Grayback: Great! Now we have an adventure up ahead!!

They didn't realize that they are entering Ironblood's territory.

Meanwhile

Des Moines and Salem are being scolded, kneeling down by Franklin D. Roosevelt. Fujimaru and the rest standing behind them.

Roosevelt: How many times do I have to tell you that NO entering the library whatsoever!? Yet you still have guts to do it and you even brought them home!!

Moines: They said that the Holy Grail was in there.

Roosevelt: You don't think I don't know that!? I've been there for a solid 10 years! 10 f*cking years!!

Fujimaru: Uhm...Excuse me?

Roosevelt: Go on!

Fujimaru: You know there is the Grail in there?

Roosevelt: As a matter of fact, yes.

Fujimaru: Then what does it look like?

Roosevelt: You're gonna ask me what a Grail look like?! Then why you are on the search without knowing anything?!

Fujimaru: No no...I just wanna ask where it is?

Roosevelt: It is placed like the most valuable thing you've ever imagine! Maybe too holy for a crusade.

Mashu: Does that mean we can take it?

Roosevelt: Take it? Navigation is a story, how to obtain it is another different one.

Salem: Can I say something?

Roosevelt: NO!!

He yells at his face, making him scares.

Roosevelt: I'm sorry. Who are you again?

Fujimaru: My name is Fujimaru Ritsuka. This is Mashu Kyrielight, Shielder-class.

Mashu: Nice to meet you.

Emiya: Emiya, Archer-class.

Merlin: Merlin, Caster-class.

Quetzalcoatl: Quetzalcoatl! Rider-class Servant! Nice to meet you!!

Ishtar: You already know my name, so I wain't said it.

Ereshkigal: My name is Ereshkigal, this is Ishtar who also my sister. I'm a Lancer, and she is an Archer.

Roosevelt: Franklin D. Roosevelt, aircraft carrier.

Fujimaru: Aircraft carrier? What's that suppose to mean?

Roosevelt: Come here...

Fujimaru comes closer to him in worried, Franklin holds him and points a finger out of a window nearby, pointing to the harbor.

Roosevelt: Did you see a flat-deck ship with a tower on it?

Fujimaru: I see many...

Roosevelt: Do you see number 42 at the end of the ship?

Fujimaru: 42...42...Yes, I see it!

Roosevelt: That's, my friend, is my aircraft carrier! Next to me is my brother's!

Fujimaru: Your brother?

Roosevelt: Yes! He's busy at the moment! But we will get back to it later!

He releases him, Fujimaru feels a bit pain from his back after being held by Franklin.

Roosevelt: So now we've done introduction. Let's talk about where you're from...

Fujimaru: We're from an organization called Chaldea.

Roosevelt: Chaldea, huh...Not very surprising but...what do you do?

Fujimaru: Saving humanity from extinction.

Roosevelt: We do the same, I suppose that both of these sh*tty heads told you about us, right?

Fujimaru: Yes, they did.

Roosevelt: I heard about you...You have some unique Servants. And they're the legends too.

Fujimaru: That's right.

Roosevelt: But how did you got them?

Fujimaru: We have something called the Guardian Heroic Spirit Summoning System or FATE for shorts.

Roosevelt: So you just tell who do you want and BOOM?

Fujimaru: It's not that easy....

Roosevelt: Why?

Fujimaru: It's....It's....*Saint Quartz grinding flashback intensified*...I don't wanna talk about that...

Roosevelt (in mind): My nerves keep telling me that there is something bad happened if I keep asking why.

Roosevelt: Okay...? You can take a tour around here now. But please don't do anything f*cking dumb like these b*tches!

Fujimaru: We won't!! We promised!!!

Roosevelt: I doubt that but I don't care. You two!! Guide them!!!

Moines/Salem: Understood!!

Roosevelt: You're lucky that I'm not Shiloh or Champlain! Now get out of my sights!!

Meanwhile

Charles de Gaulle, who is wandering on a mountainous area, holding a rifle, see something unexpected.

Charles: What the....?

It's a hole, but he seems terrified somehow as that thing reminded him something.

Charles (in mind): Why am I feel cold because of a hole?

Then he has a cold feeling from his skin to every single bones inside him like someone behind him.

But there is no one around him as the feeling started to pressure him as he gets close to the hole.

When he stands at the mouth of the hole, he sees something terrified.

Many dead bodies was buried inside it, most of their limbs were been cut off, no heads, just bodies. On top of theirs are dirty medals, bands, dog tags, broken helmets...

Charles: *shocked* Hgg...!!

The smell of dead bodies started to enter his nose.

Charles: De...Dear Lord!!

He covers his nose as the smell getting worse and worse.

But later on, he found out that there is not just ONE hole, there is alot of them, and they are everywhere on his path.

Charles falls down and crawls backward, he wants to get out of this mess.

He knows that he has an intercom on his chest so he use it to call for help.

Charles: This is Golf-Alfa 17! This is--

He stops.

He sat there for a moment, realized that he said his old codename.

Charles: Why did I say my codename?

He's in a tough situation, the only solution right now is run.

Charles: I need to get outta here, quick!

But as he stands up, a gun was put behind his head. The one who is holding a gun is a shadow, its voice sound glitch-y and very difficult to understand yet somehow Charles does.

Charles: Vikker...

Vikker: Surprise, my friend?

Charles: What are you doing here?

Vikker: I didn't here, you called me.

Charles: Why did I call you?

Vikker: It's your dream...Not mine! So you could say it's your fault.

Charles: You just a piece of sh*t!!

Vikker: Come on...Don't be sill--

Charles de Gaulle turns around, pulls out his dagger which is in his vest.

But he was pierced through his chest by his abnormal arm which is become the tip of a spear.

Charles: Hgnnn.....

Vikker: I said...Don't be silly just like your friends did. Now is your time to reunite with your friend once for all....

Charles: Ne...Never....

Vikker: *sigh* You just so stubborn. I wish I could chit chat a little but I have works to do. So goodbye....

Then he transforms his hand to normal, pushes him down into one of the holes.

After that, he awakes.

Charles: Ahhh.....!

He was in his lucid dream all along.

Charles: Bordel!

Next to his bed is K-222.

K-222: That dream again?

Charles: It happened again...

K-222: You really to forget it. It was so long ago like 13 years or something.

Charles: It keeps happening to me no matter what!

K-222: You beat that f*cker in the end, remember?

Charles: Yeah...Wait! Where are we?!

K-222: F*ck if I know.

Charles: Where is Weser?

K-222: Probably lying on bed somewhere.

Charles: Were we...?

K-222: Sucked into a hole, yes. Traveled to here without knowing why, yes. Defeat those b*tches? Nein....

Charles: How long did I sleep?

K-222: Meh, I don't know, a day, I guess? I just woke up.

Charles: I need to find them...

K-222: Yeah...If I were you, I wouldn't do that....

Charles: Wh--

He falls onto the ground as he didn't finish his words.

Charles: Ughhh!!!!

He looks at his injured legs, both of them were completely wrapped in bandages.

He remembers that he was crushed by a metal bar during the storm.

Charles: Oh, right....

Then someone opens the door.

Yukon: Hippity Hoppity, wassup my f*king pessimisty!

Charles/K-222: Yukon?!

Yukon: Yeah, what?

Charles: I thought....

Yukon: I told you to go slower, but you didn't listen.

K-222: You did?

Yukon: Oh, please...It's not like I am a medium or something.

Charles: Where is the rest?!

Yukon: Next to your room, they kinda like in a deep sleep, not unconscious.

Charles: Thank God...

Yukon: Don't thank him! Thank me! You guys were lucky that Midway pulls you guys in!!

K-222: I didn't remember Midway comes with us.

Yukon: He's FOUR parallel universe steps ahead of us!

Charles: Really? Wait! Where is he now!?

Yukon: Somewhere. Probably flirting other girls.

K-222: Is he flirting Cavour?

Yukon: Not exactly, since you're in another world.

Charles: Hold on! What did you just say?!

Yukon: Not exactly?

Charles: After that.

Yukon: Oh...Another world! Yeah, we haven't told everyone about that.

K-222 stands up, holds tight his clothes.

K-222: Which world?

Yukon: A rip-off, but better in every aspect.

K-222: What does that mean?

Yukon: See for yourself.

K-222 releases Yukon and walks out the room.

After a while, he comes back with a nosebleed.

Yukon: Well?

K-222: I think I need something.

Charles: You did? Need a purification?

K-222: No, a blitzkrieg. My body wants a blitzkrieg for yuri. My mind too.

Yukon: I am out of medicine to you.

Charles: But what exactly did you see out there?

K-222: Ladies and lolis.

Charles: Meh...

K-222: There is milfs....

Charles: You son of a b*tch, I'm in!!!

Meanwhile

Houshou Marine, or the H*rny, is being poke by Shiranui Flare and Shirogane Noel.

Flare: She doesn't wake up.

Noel: I wonder how did she manage to sleep peacefully without being annoyed?

Flare: Probably the times she's being h*rny.

Noel: And what does even make sense?

Flare: Maybe she is ||censored contents||

Noel: Oh...!

Uruha Rushia, who is looking at their conversation.

Noel: Ah! Rushia...why all of this sudden?

Rushia: I just heard some ||censored content|| and that pull me in.

Nakiri Ayame, who is standing behind Rushia, also hear the conversation.

Ayame: Please don't make some misunderstanding that lead to troubles.

Noel: Ayame-senpai! What do you think why Marine didn't wake up when we poke her?

Ayame: Probably she is in unconscious, and by the way, don't tease her all of the sudden.

Noel: Why?

Ayame: Just don't. You don't wanna trigger her h*rniness and her masochist sides.

Flare and Noel afraid what Ayame just said.

Marine: *sleep talking* More~~I want MORE~~♡♡♡

Rushia: Uh........

Flare: But where we are anyway?

Rushia: Since we already here, why not take around this place and see if anyone else here?

Ayame: Good idea but....

Flare: But what?

Ayame: Who is going to watch her if she awake?

Noel: Then let's bring her with us!

Flare: Noel, how?

Noel: By my muscles!

Ayame: Remember the last time you carried Pekora?

Noel: Uh...

Flashback

Noel at that time carries Pekora for some reasons and rushing to the studio.

Noel: We almost there, Pekora!

Pekora: You sure this is fine?

Noel: Yeah. Why?

Every step she runs, Pekora feels "turbulence", even her twin tails swings like nunchaku, somewhat it hits her face everytime it swings.

Pekora: Ne--Agh--ver--Agh--mind--Agh!!

When they are at the stairs at the studio, Noel walks like a drill.

Pekora's pupils shake like a marble inside a shakey bowl.

Pekora: UhUhUhUhUhUhUhUhUhUh.

Noel: We almost there, Pekora!!

Pekora: SSSTTTOOOPPP!!!

When they're at the office' front door, Noel barges in, but accidentally slip her hand while carrying Pekora.

Pekora: Ahhh!!!!

Pekora immediately flies into and breaks through the wall.

Noel: Pekora!!!

Noel pulls her hard as she could, but she overdo it, and accidentally, again, pulls Pekora back to the stairs and rolls back down.

Pekora: Ahhh!!!!

Noel: Pekora!!!

And that day, Noel went down and bring her back but she did again and again. Since that faithful day, no one ever see Pekora again....

Jokes on you, she still alive! She didn't die..........yet.

End of flashback.

Noel: Oh.........

Ayame: First is Roboco has Noel-phobia, now Pekora has PTSD, I guarantee that if you just messed up with Marine, probably a new pandemic release!

Rushia: Where is Pekora?

Ayame: Becasue of Noel, she wanted to swap my bed with hers.

Noel: Why everyone has to be so harsh?

Flare: Then can we left her a little bit? We only just wander around here.

Ayame: Then someone make notes for her in case she wakes up.

Rushia: I'm doing it.

Ayame: Flare, can you check the door if someone enters the room.

Flare: Of course.

Ayame: Rushia? What did you write?

Rushia: Oh? Here.

Rushia hands her written paper to Ayame. Ayame reads silently.

And it's started like this:

"Dear Houshou Marine, the unlucky/h*rny captain of the Houshou Pirate.

We are so sorry to leave you behind because we have an expedition that we cannot refuse by any meanings.

We cannot carry nor wake up you simply because you're sleeping as we do not wanna interrupt your wet or beautiful dream.

As for our apologies, we present you the one and only: Your own plushie. We know this is not enough for you but it is our best thing we can do.

When you reading this, we are already on our journey and probably in troubles, there is a chance that we would be dead along the way. But no matter what, we promised that we will remember you as you do.

So long, our dearest, h*rniest, second-unluckiest (after Pekora) captain. Wait us at the other side of the world.

Yours sincerely.

Nakiri Ayame
Uruha Rushia
Shiranui Flare
Shirogane Noel

P/s: We are also sorry for your broken ship, we know that you've spent a lot of time and money to buy that magnificent pirate ship. But you can buy a new one. Maybe better one."

Ayame freezed herself after fully reading this. It takes some minute to make her react.

Ayame: What the heck is this?!

Rushia: It's a note for her, is it?

Ayame: This is NOT a note!! This is more like a will!!! Are we gonna commit suicide?!

Rushia: No!

Ayame: Then why this is so misleading?!

Rushia: I don't think so.

Ayame: Read again....

She handed back to Rushia. Rushia reads her "notes".

Rushia: It's so misleading.

Ayame: NOW YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!?!

Noel: What in the world are you arguing about?

Ayame: Read this!

She gives the paper to Noel, and again, she reads.

Noel: Why this letter is so depressed?

Ayame: That is the problem!!

Noel: I'm sorry, but what are you talking about?! I don't understand the gist you are making.

Ayame: Rushia supposed to write a note for her to mention her that we just leave outside a minute!

Rushia: Etou.......

Noel: Then what is the differences between a note and this?

Ayame/Rushia: *really?*

Ayame: You know what? Let me write this instead!

She takes a small note and start writing.

It takes a half of a minute to finish the note.

Ayame: Here!!

Rushia takes her notes and reads.

"We are leaving!!"

And that is. Nothing more.

Rushia: This is nothing like an announcement of quitting Hololive!!

Noel: Are you going to misleading her?!

Ayame: Chotto matte! Let's add this....and this....

After a fixing, the note become like this.

"We are going outside a bit, sorry for not waking you up."

Rushia: Well that is a bit better.

Then Flare just from the outside in.

Flare: Girls! I just notice that we aren't in a hospital!!!

Ayame: Hold on! Didn't I told you to take a peek from the outside!?

Flare: Yes! But you need to see this!!

Noel: Let us just--

Flare takes the notes and slams hard at Marine's forehead.

Ayame: THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?

Rushia: Did she wake up?!?!?!?

Marine still sleeping peacefully.

Ayame/Rushia/Noel: *phew*

Flare: Come on!!! You have to see this!!

A few moments later.

Des Moines and Salem guiding Fujimaru and his Servants for walk.

Moines: So this is our ships in normal form.

Fujimaru: You can extract?

Salem: Likely yes. We can control it through our actions as communication.

Merlin: Does it hurt to be one of these?

Moines: Mostly no, in some specific cases you would have PTSD or autism as side effects, maybe worse, Schizophrenia and maniac.

Emiya: So you are living with dangerous.

Salem: Yes, yes we are.

Then multiple gunshots that can be heard clearly. They all begin to surprised as it happened all of the sudden.

Mashu: Senpai!

Quetzalcoatl: Where is that come from!?

Des Moines sees a Frisbee flying and broken mid-air.

Moines: Probably Winston.

Ishtar: Is that one of your annoying friends?

Moines: Yes. He might shooting to relieve some stress right now.

Fujimaru: Who is he anyway?

Salem: An aircraft carrier. He is also an expert engineer/mechanic.

Emiya: Stress from works, I see.

Salem: Let's go and why he is like that.

A few moment later.

Winston, who is using a F2000, firing at Frisbee which is thrown by a machine.

Salem gets close to him and taps his shoulder.

Salem: Winston?

Winston aims his gun directly to his face. By instinct, Salem raises his hands up like he is a criminal.

Salem: Woah!! Woah! It's me! It's me!! Salem!!

Des Moines was so terrified that one hand he signals him to stop, the other hand, ready to draw his pistol in case of Winston actually shoots at him.

Moines: Hold up!! Hold up!! Crub your anger!!

When he recognized them, he lower his gun. The situation got cooled down as they slowly the weapons.

Winston: Ah, it's you guys. I thought that was some jack*ss want me to maintenance and fix. And those must be Roosevelt was frustrated about.

Fujimaru: My name is Fujimaru.

Winston: Fujimaru...I'll remember that. And behind you is....

Fujimaru: This is Mashu.

Mashu: Nice to meet you.

Fujimaru: And this is Merlin and Emiya.

Emiya: Good to see you.

Merlin: Pleasure to meet you.

Fujimaru: And they are Quetzalcoatl, Ishtar, and Ereshkigal.

Winston: Call me Winston.

Moines: By the way, what are you fixing?

Winston: Look to your left.

They all look at the left where Winston told them. The scene is a mess, filled with sunk and burnt ships. All of them, except Winston, jaw-dropped.

Roman (comms): Bloody hell, what just happened here?!

Fujimaru: Doctor! You're awake?

Roman (comms): I swear I won't go back to the infirmary ever again. Even though, I still in charge of that place.

Da Vinci (comms): By the way, everyone in here is watching!!

Fujimaru: Hold up! What?!

Da Vinci (comms): I actually connected all the televisions, which I installed yesterday, and surprisingly, everyone likes it.

Fujimaru: Why?!

Da Vinci (comms): Accidentally transferred to another world?! Why not?!

Winston: Okay, who is that f*cking commentator?!

Da Vinci (comms): Eh hem, strange man. That will be me.

Winston: Come here, b*tch! Why not show up your face!! You p*ssy!!

Da Vinci (comms): I'm in here!!!

Winston looks at Fujimaru's watch (more like a metal band-wrist).

Winston: Is your watch talking?

Fujimaru: No, this is connected to our place.

Da Vinci (comms): Why have you to be this frustrated?

Winston: Because these SH*TTY GRAVES!!!!! TELL ME HOW TO FIX IT!! Most of them are irreparable unless I have the M.P.T (read chapter XXII)!!

Moines: Aren't Blake holding it?

Winston: Well, I asked! And they handed over to Friedrich for some ridiculous reasons. Then I came and asked Friedrich, who also handed to Hipper, then I asked her again, she gave to Duetschland, then again, she "gifted" to Mikasa, who is terrible at technology, gave to Nagato, then Tirpitz, female version, then Brooklyn, then Pheonix, then Maryland, then the "Queen", then H-44, then Audacious, then Cleveland, Grozny, Gangut, Javelin, Jupiter, Concord, Leberecht Maasa, continue and continue and continue until.......Illustrious!

Moines: Woah.

Salem: So what happened to her?

Winston: She changed the hallway pristine white for some reasons, and she accidentally broke the tablet by a slip because of the whiteness.

Salem: Let me guess. She accidentally threw it?

Winston: Wrong, her boobs.

An awkward silent was made after what Winston told.

Moines: Uh....

Salem: But I thought it under pressure?

Winston: Can your face handle a pressure of someone has her boobs-like or bigger then get pressed by her butts!?

Moines: Jesus Christ.

Winston: Yeah. That what was happened that day!

Salem: Can I have the broken tablet for.............some research purposes?

Winston: Come on! We all know you are using it to measure her sizes! It's 41-23-35, bra sizes is 41 K-cup! But I like Sirius's ones. It's way better!! And I threw it anyway.

Salem pathetically kneel down.

Salem: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAITED FOR THIS SO HARD!!!!

Moines: Fujimaru?

Fujimaru: Yeah?

Moines: Why are you holding a shotgun.

He sees Fujimaru holding a 12 Gauge with his Servants.

Fujimaru: I'm just curious so I wanna try it myself.

Moines: Please don't.

Fujimaru: Just once, what could possibly go wrong?

As a Frisbee was shot in the air. Fujimaru aims and fire.

It missed, the same with the shotgun as the massive recoil of the shotgun plus with the zero knowledge of holding a gun from Fujimaru create an unfortunate situation.

His shoulder's bones where he puts its stock was being pushed back. Then the shotgun bounced back and hit Merlin's head, who is standing behind him.

Fujimaru: *bone cracks* Ouch!!!!

Merlin: Agh!!!

Everyone: Fujimaru!!!!!!!/Merlin!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile in another universe.

JoJo: Caesar!!!!!!!

Meanwhile in here.

Inside the infirmary

Kiara: YOUTUBE!!!!!!

Kiara just wakes up after a nightmare.

Mori: Nightmare again?

Kiara: *nods*

Mori: Then don't dream about it. Job's done.

Ina: That was INAppreciative of you.

Mori: Please halt your punning progress.

Ina: Why? Is it INAppropriate?

Mori: Jesus!! Why?!

In the heaven

Jesus: I don't know, ask yourself.

Snap back to reality

Gura: Hey guys! I'm hungry!

Amelia: We've been in here for a day and no sign of people passing here.

Mori: Maybe they are busy? They're doing their jobs. And besides, why this happened?

Snap back to flashback.

Murasaki Shion, who is conducting a new potion for.......I have no idea.

Shion: With this, I will be INVINCIBLE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

Probably for her chest.

Shion: Shut up!! You, readers! What are you looking at?!?! Go away!! Baka!!

Yeah, it's for her chest. Without any doubt.

Then Aki Rosenthal walks into the rooms with a loads of cardboard boxes.

Aki: Ugh....I can't see anything......

Suddenly, she tripped over, one of those have fallen into Hachaama's dish that cause the food (not exactly) fly straight into Shion's cauldron.

Shion: What the hell just get into my pot?!?

The food (again, not exactly) slowly being swallowed inside her "potion".

Aki: Ouch...That's hurt......Eh........?

Her boxes were lying all around.

Aki: Eh!? I need them for my next stream.....Now I have to clean it up again.......

She collects all the boxes but coincidentally, she collected Botan's grenade, which is a live grenade.

She staring at it in confusion.

Aki: What is it?

She pulled the pin.

Aki: I wonder what does it do?

She waited for a second and throw it away.

The grenade flew into Botan as she just entered the office with Lamy.

Botan: .......and that how you make the lamb sauce from Watame's senpai.

Lamy: I see.

The grenade falls into her hands.

Botan: Eh?

She notices that its pin has been pulled off earlier.

Botan: Oh shoot!!!

And she throw it with her Apex Predators' skills.

Botan: Poi!!

She threw it to Risu who is playing indoor golf with Hololive ID.

Risu: ....and here we go!!

As the grenade lands exactly on her field, she swings it away instead the golf ball.

Moona: Nice shot!

Airani: Wait! The ball is still here.

Anya: Hold on! What did you just swing at?

Reine: Don't tell me that is a grenade!

Risu: Eh?

Ollie: I'm going back to my grave now.

The grenade, which is fly right into Shion's potions, which is coincidentally putted next to her cauldron.

It hits one potion and pulled the rest of them into the cauldron.

Shion: No!!! My Bust Increase Potion!!!

I KNEW IT! Somehow the grenade falls into the cauldron too.

And even worse, the explosion occur from the cauldron and shockingly create a black hole.

Everyone inside the office: OH SH*T!!!!!!

Outside the office

Houshou Marine just received her new ship. Why she placed it in the middle of the road is still a mystery.

The ship covers mostly entire road, even the width from its hull is fit enough to touch two buildings simultaneously.

Her expression cannot more h*rny than this, this can be seen by her ahegao face just like the day she did with a shota. When? Don't ping me cause sh*t if I know.

Marine: Ehehe......Hehehe.............Welcome home, my child........hehe hehehe..........Let sister Houshou Marine takes a good care of you.....forever..........and.....ever....after.........

Towa: Is she okay?

Sora: Probably, or not...

She still laughing in hugging her ship.

Mel: How much money did she buy it again?

Mio: Roughly about 10,000,000$.

Sora: About her entire career.

Marine: *insane laughs* EHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choco: Can tell it why she lost her own sane.

Kanata: I realized one thing....Where all the canons?

Sora: That reminded me...Usually there are canons on these kind of ship, right?

Subaru: Even its rudder. Wait! Is there a possible that...this...

Sora: She bought a fake one.

Coco: I hope that she didn't accidentally buy a museum ship or this could make just like the time I did with Taiwan. Those motherf*ckers.....

Marine shouts when she's on quarter deck.

Marine: I will name you from today now on, and ever after, is Superlit!!!!!!!!

Luna: Yare yare nanora....

Polka: Did she just named it like that?!

Nene: Why not Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 NENECHI!

Polka: Yeah, Superlit is better.

Nene: Why?!

Choco: Marine?

Marine: Yeah, Choco-senpai?

Choco: Where is the canons, and rudder?

Marine: Oh! The rudder and the canons are inside the ship!

Choco: Why wouldn't you just installed it?

Marine: I'm waiting for Noel to help me with those!

Flare: So that's the purpose why you spamming mails and texts last night while we were having fun together?! Noel's ringtones just like a mace hitting a pan! And what the hell you mean "SOS" and "OOF"? And this! "LMAO"!?

Marine: I thought that they were for emergency because I see those all the time in the chat!

Roboco: Mace............ *Vietnam's War flashback intensified* *Windows shutdown noises*

Sora: Roboco?!

Choco: Wake up!

Roboco: *Windows start noises* Huh?! Where am I?

Choco: Wh...Wha...?

Sora: Are you daydreaming?

Roboco: Daydreaming? Since when?

Sora: Nevermind...

Choco then whispers in Sora's ear.

Choco: She really need a check-up.

Roboco: Check-up? Who?

Sora: No one!

Subaru: Wait! Who built this ship?!

Marine: Some company call "Electronic Arts" or "Election Auction", I don't remember much.

Coco: Let's pray she didn't know that company.

Mori: I hope so. Otherwise, it would be terrible.

Ina: What is the problem with that?

Mori: You wouldn't get it.

While they are talking, Kiara has been hugging Mori's back.

Kiara: Mori...Can we take a bath together just like when we were at the hotel....?

Coco: What exactly did you do at the hotel that day?

Mori: Nothing. *punch Kiara's face* Just visiting and stuff.

Amelia: Uh huh....*doubts*

Gura: So Senchou, are you going to sail away with this?

Marine: Yes, and right away!!! Let's go, Superlit!!

And then, a silent.......just small wind blow and a tumbleweed passing through.

(Yeah, I don't know how to put this silent scene so you just imagine like that)

Aqua:

Marine: Eh.....?

Subaru: You need someone to bring your ship to the harbor.

Marine: Eh....!? I have to?

Subaru: THAT IS WHAT YOU NEED IN THE FIRST STEP BEFORE YOU BUY ONE!!!!!!

Fubuki: Don't tell me that you didn't buy a dock?

Marine: Etou....I didn't know that...I thought that ship just sailing at sea.

Ayame: What are you? W*lliam T*rner?!

Hachaama: Or Jacku Sparrowu

Miko: Or Jahnny Deep!

Coco: You mean J*hnny D*pp?

Subaru: Please stop saying something so censorable.

Matsuri: Yabai....This is messed up....

Fubuki: I thought she is a highly skillful captain.

Suisei: Then let me just dissemble this...*holding a golden axe and a yandere smile*

Marine: No!!! Not my Superlit!!!! Cut your own one!!!

Then suddenly an explosion from their office shatter the glass and a large black hole ready to suck them in.

Everyone: Eh??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

They were dragged inside the hole. Everyone was trying to resist it but it's no use. The black hole is getting stronger and stronger.

It sucks from paper to Marine's Superlit.

Marine: Superlit!!! No!!!!

She tries to hold her ship with a street lamp nearby, she holds it like a button tries it best to hold the cloth from a shirts between from big thicc oppai girl.

Turns out, the lamb she is holding has been grabbed by the rest of everyone.

Subaru: Go take another lamb! This has been occupied!!!

Marine: No!! I won't leave my ship!!!

Korone: Okayu!!!

Okayu: Hang on, Korone!!!

Aqua: I didn't expect this would be coming!!

Ayame: Hang on, Aqua!! I'm coming!!!

Kiara: Mori!!!

Mori: Kusotori!! Get off of me!!!

Kiara: Never!!! My love to yours is eternal!!!

Mori: Eternal my *ss!!! You're pulling me in!!!!

Kiara: Then I won't hesitate to die with you peacefully!!!

Mori: That's one way to the Oblivion!!!!

Ina: I thought that you are a reaper!!

Mori: But that doesn't mean I can't die!! Why do you think I got the words "Apprentice" in the first place?!

Amelia: Makes senses.

Ina: This is not the time to make senses!! GURA!! Don't bite my tentacles!!!

Gura: I thought yours not real!?!?!

Ina: They aren't!! They are literally attached to me!!!!!

Gura: No wonder why it's so slippery!!!!

Ina: Hold something else!! My tentacles are very sensitive!!!

Gura: There is nothing else!!

Flare: Wait! Where Noel??

Noel shows her head from a window inside Marine's ship.

Noel: *yawns* Here.....

She just woke up.

Flare: How the hell you in there?!

Noel: I asked Marine for a night.

Marine: Wait!! I didn't see you yesterday!!

Noel: I left a note.

Marine: Note?!! What note??!!!

Then a paper fly into Flare's face, she picks up while holding the lamp.

Flare: "I'll sleep inside your ship....by your best muscle".

Noel: See?

Flare: This is ridiculous...Wait! How the hell you are so calm?!!

Noel: Calm? I always calm. Why you asked?

Flare (in mind): She didn't know why....

Noel: Senchou. Why is your ship flying?

Marine: Don't you see?!!! We've being sucked in!!!!

Noel: Really?!

She closes the window for a while and she comes back in surprised.

Noel: Why there is a large black dark hole inside our office??!!!!

Everyone: Now you know????!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nene: Hold on!! Where is Botan?!!

Polka: And Lamy!!!

Subaru: And Shion!!!

Sora: And Aki!!

Ina: Where is all the Indo???!!

Then they all see Airani being sucked in with a smile while raising her hand goodbye.

Airani: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

And she disappeared when she completely inside the hole.

Ina: Airani!!!! What are you even saying??!!!!!

Mori: Well, it's fun to see them.

Then they see a polar bear that is also holding the lamp.

Choco: Daifuku?!!!

Nene: Is that Lamy's mascot?

Polka: Yeah.....Daifuku......

Coco: Tell that f*cking bear to find something else!! I don't think this lamp can handle a ship and polar bear!!!!

Then somehow, Daifuku slips its hand, It quickly holds Miko's clothes.

Miko: Eh?

And she's being pulled, then she holds Korone's tail.

Korone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Next, Korone holds Okayu's tail.

Okayu: ITAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!

Again, Okayu grabs one of Aqua's twin tails.

Aqua: My hair!!!!!!

She also grabs Coco's tail.

Coco: MY *SS!!!!!

And so on until Flare, who is on top the most, is being pulled her ponytail by Subaru.

Subaru: Flare!!!!

Flare: DON'T JUST GRAB MY HAIR!!!!!!!

Flare almost slips her hands. But before she is being forced to release it, she grabs Marine's arm.

Marine: Itai-tai-tai-tai-tai.......

Flare: SORRY!!!!

Marine: My arm!!!

Unfortunately, she slips through Marine's breast and accidentally touching it.

Marine: Ahh~~~~~~

And Marine releases her hand because of her nerves (or probably something else).

Marine: Flare.....

Everyone stays silent as they freeze mid-air even the black hole's force (Every cringe/unlucky moment in cartoon and anime logic).

Sooner or later, they were pulled in terrified and disappeared as the black hole gradually smaller and smaller until it vanishes.

End of flashback.

Gura: Oh....that's right.

Ina: So how are we going tell Enma?

Kiara: Let's tell her that we had been captured by aliens who brought us into their galaxy and we had to struggle to find a way out, then we accidentally meet L*ke Sk*walker who also brought us to the Death Star and fought against Darth Vader, who is L*ke's long lost father, then we had gotten into the Space Battleship Y*mato with K*dai, M*ri, and captain Ok*ta, fighting alongside to protect them from M*cha G*dzilla and a horde of G*ndams, then there is a unexpected turn as USS Ent*rprise, USS V*yager and USS D*scovery that were joined the fight and attacked both sides until L*ke Sk*walker, who was very old despite we just left a few hours ago, joined the battle with the R*bels with all out attack everywhere while we fought like Space R*mbos holding a space minigun, and suddenly, the entire Dragon Ball franchise' characters fight---

Mori: Kusotori!! Stop! Stop! Stop! We would be sued for copyrighted because of this!!!!!

Kiara: Aww...I like when you care about me.....

Kiara tries to hug and kiss Mori but she is forced to stop her.

Mori: Stop!!!! Yamete!! Kusotori!! Stop!!!!

Meanwhile

Montana sitting on the edge of the dock, have as his opinion.

Enterprise just walking by and she sees him sitting.

Enterprise: Montana?

Montana: Hmm? Oh, it's you, Enty.

Enterprise: What are you doing here?

Montana: Just thinking about those two fox girls.

Enterprise: Akagi and Kaga? Why?

Montana: It had been a while since we just had a peace convention and there is no sign about them.

She sits with Montana, confides with him.

Enterprise: Does it bother you?

Montana: A bit. But mostly about their next plan. Something is telling me that it won't be like the previous one. I fought many wars and battles, but I've never feel so urge or worried this much.

Enterprise: Can I tell you a story?

Montana: Take your time.

Enterprise: Crimson Axis and us Azur Lane....We used to cooperate and battle together.

Montana: Really?

Enterprise: Yeah...Those days were fun and tough. Sometimes better like won a lottery or worse than lost someone you loved.

Montana: I know that feeling.

Enterprise: It's only we have him....

Montana: Who?

Enterprise: Our commander. Used to be....

Montana: That triggered me, is there anyone around here besides your girls?

Enterprise: There was a time we had people who lived and supported us through our career as their heroes, or saviors. Everytime we won a sortie, they cheered us, we lost someone, they empathized us.

Montana: I can imagine that.

Enterprise: .....But most importantly, we have him, our commander. He guided us every battle we had fought, fixed every fight we had created. I used to think he is our truly guide to world peace, a world without the presence of Sirens, a world where we can smile everyday. Until that day.....

Montana: What happened on that day?

Enterprise: Once in a morning, I woke up as usual, dressed up for another commissions he ordered everyday. After I finish my own daily routines, I rushed down to the corridor, go straight down to the cafeteria for breakfast. Once I had finished mine, I continued my way to his office, I even greeted everyone on my way.

She looks at the horizon as she pauses her words then continue.

Enterprise: When I stood in front of the office, I prepared myself before entering. But when I entered the office, he wasn't there. I thought that he was late due to traffic or something. It was nothing strange at that time. So I picked up the phone on his desk and called him, but there is no respond. I was like "Weird, maybe he is driving?"

Montana: That was you first impression?

Enterprise: Yup, then I waited for a minute, I called again, he didn't pick up. Then again, and again, and again, and again. There is a came in my mind, he had gotten into some troubles. So I change my dial to the Special Centre for military uses, but they didn't respond to my call. Something is wrong on that day, so I rushed down to the First Headquarter, which is the placed for higher people like our commander. It was not until I opened the door....

Montana: It's empty.

Enterprise: Yes...The building was somewhat powered on, so I check the surroundings, there is nothing, it was quieter than a desert. So I had to take a car which is being left near the buildings. Drove through highway, through bridges, through tunnels, through streets....There was no one, not even a single shadow, cars were abandoned, shops were completely empty, the streets were so quiet that I even hear my own sweat dripped down.

She sighs as she tries to remember the story.

Enterprise: When I reached his house, I crossed through the fences, ran through his garden and breached inside....there is no one, but the house was still powered, the surroundings of his place like it just being cleaned not very long ago. So I looked for his evidences for his missing, a dead-end afterwards. I was so panicked, I even thought that was a dream that I slammed my head into walls to wake myself up. Eventually, I got back to the base, everyone in the Eagle Union looked at me, asked where is he. I don't know how to answer this question, I don't know how to explain to them for his missing and everyone else. And at the every first time, I felt so completely useless, hopeless. I wished that just a dream, a nightmare but that was the reality I'm living in.

Montana: So what really did happened after that?

Enterprise: I received many calls from other factions, they said exactly what I witnessed. Sooner or later, we decided to separated ourselves as differences of opinion on the matter. Then those Sirens came, they asked whether if we wanted to joined them. AAzur Lane refused, but Crimson Axis said otherwise. That created an unwilling fight between us and we started to hated each other after that, but between us has one thing in common, is to overthrown and destroy them, but Crimson Axis wanted to use their technology to fight back, it was too risky for us as there is a chance that we would completely forgot our piority or worse. On that day, I was forgot what I had wished before that I lost myself and my own sake, I even forgot my families. Akagi and Kaga maybe consider us as enemies and us too, but we have feelings so do they. It just we forgot who we used to be.

Montana: Enty.....

???: I heard you story, you're Enterprise?

Both of them turn around, it is Robin.

Montana: Commander!!!

Montana rushly stands up and salutes as a soldier always do.

Robin: You can rest, so this is Azur Lane, I supposed?

Enterprise: Yes, and you are?

Robin: Robin, Admiral Robin McMullan Johnson. I'm in charge of this bastards like him.

Montana: You don't have to say that!!

Robin: Jesus, Montana!! The whole Pentagon was panicked about this! I almost being summoned in the Supreme Council for making a wrong move!!

Montana: Just us?

Robin: You Colossus and the Titans! And now we here, in another world where everything exactly like us but more....cuter and colorful, I think?

Montana: You think?

Enterprise: How long you've been an Admiral?

Robin: I've been promote to Admiral when I was 29, and I'm 38 right now.

Enterprise: That young?!

Robin: I was one of the youngest one to become Admiral or higher in other fields.

Enterprise: Are you married?

Robin: I did.

He shows her his left hand, where he puts his wedding ring on.

Robin: We've been married for 5 years.

Enterprise: Can you tell me your wife look like?!

Robin: She's half Russian, half American. She is kinda young in her age. Even her personalities like her bloods, half sadistic, half masochistic. Probably more but there are many things I still trying to figure it out.

Enterprise: Tell me about your love live!!!

Montana: Since when this conversation changed from deep-feelings to loves????

Robin: At first, I will be the one who proposed her first, and surprisingly, she is the one eho actually did that. I felt so delightful yet so shame on me. That day, she proposed me with her...."bouquet", which I cannot describe from its look and my own feelings.

Montana: That's a backfire for me.

Robin: Anyway, so we organized the wedding, everyone I and her know attended, flower threw into the sky, the officiants asked, we kissed, and blah blah blah...There! A happy ending for a couple! The end!

Montana: The only problem is when you will have kids?

Robin: Ask her, Monty. Say...how long have you been here?

Montana: A couple of days. Maybe two weeks or something.

Robin: You know, I'm very confused why Ohio choose you to become his brother.

Enterprise: Ohio?

Montana: My younger brother, actually. At first, he wants to make his own class. But then, he changed his mind on me.

Robin: He's kinda like Freddy Mercury in his 40's. Both of them have different armaments, designs and......technically different each other.

Enterprise: So he is your step-brother?

Robin (in mind): Why did I feel that this quote above me will have some step-siblings relationships?

Montana: More like brothers at war.

Robin: Brothers at war? Is that what you describing him?

Montana: Well, yeah. Sort of.

Enterprise: You have an interesting Admiral.

Robin: I would like to be called "Commander", I kinda get likely used to it.

The word "Commander" remind her from the old days. A nostalgic word that she used to called her previous commander. She makes a wide-eye face as a sign of surprised.

Enterprise: Okay, commander.

Robin: That's more like it! Oh...

Robin looks at the time in his watch.

Robin: Monty, guide me this place tomorrow, I have to stop 90 and Bauer before one of them is thrown out a window.

Montana: Why?

Robin: Bauer bet 90 to see who become the strongest attack submarine in Germany.

Montana: Can I bet?

Robin: No. This is not the UFC where you fight like two barbarians wearing animal skins and Scottish kilt.

Meanwhile

In a cafeteria

Projekt 90 and Wilhelm Bauer are having an intense fight.

Projekt 90 did a quick straight punch but Wilhelm Bauer dodges, same thing when Wilhelm Bauer fights back with cross move.

But before he could draw his hand back, a jab and a overhand from Projekt 90 directly hits his face. Wilhelm went down, immediately, he takes his chance when 90 caught off-guard as he holds him up and slams down into a nearby table.

The fight is still continue as there are some spectators watching them fight at the counter.

Cleveland: Who do you think that one of them win this fight, Columbia?

Columbia: I say....Wilhelm!

Denver: No! 90!

Wichita: No! Wilhelm!! Definitely Wilhelm!!!

Washington: Who told you that?! 90 is more flexible than him!!

Columbia: No! 90 is more muscular and tankier than him!!!

Z1: Whaddya even saying?! The bigger you are doesn't mean the stronger you get!!

Columbia: Of course it is!!!

Nevada: Girl! You need to learn more about art fighting with bare hands. 90 is doing great!!

Baltimore: No...! With that such power, only Wilhelm can outmatch him!

Deutschland: Your taste is bad, it's 90 will win the fight!! What do you think, Spee?

Spee: I'd say 90.

Hipper: 90?! What are you, an idiot?! Wilhelm wins!!

Then Projekt 90 takes a chair as a weapon and make a sudde attack on him.

But he kicks the chair from 90's hands, causing the chair to fly into them.

Clevebruh: Look out!!!!

The chair was headed straight to Columbia, but she quickly lower her head, let the chair fly over and hit the kitchen.

Columbia: That was close.

Baltimore: I thought they were attacked on us for a moment.

Washington: I hope he's noooOOOOOTTTT--Look out!!!

Wilhelm Bauer was being thrown straight into the counter, destroyed it after all the girls avoided, but he quickly recovered from it and return the fight.

(After this part, it will be mostly in Germans)

Bauer: Come here, der schwanzlutscher!!!

90: Like your mother! Deine Mutter geht in der Stadt huren!!

Bauer: Even Deine Oma masturbiert im stehen!!

90: I don't have a grandma, geil!!

Bauer: Du gehst mir voll auf den Sack!!!

90: Lutsch mein' Schwanz!!!

Bauer: Ist mir doch scheissegal!!!

90: Küss meinen Arsch!! Oh wait, why not lech mien arsch!!

Bauer: Du bist 'ne Schlampe!! You know that!!

Hipper: Probably the best swear battle I've ever heard.

Deutschland: Oh...Friedrich is gonna be mad at this!

Columbia: I thought you have a bar to work?

Cleveland: Don't worry! I leave it for Honolulu.

Then Robin goes straight from the kitchen's backdoor then proceed to the cafeteria.

He throws his jacket to Graf Spee.

Robin: Hold my jacket!

Spee: Y..Yes!

He takes his hatchet and his machete from his back and sharpened them together with his knuckles on each hands.

Both of them hear the metal sharping noises and look at Robin as he sees them like a meat on a cutting board, ready to be cut.

Robin: You two.....

90 and Wilhelm are so scared the sh*t of their pants (not really) that they freeze themselves.

Robin: What did I say about manners in guest house?

90/Wilhelm: *mumbling* Nein nein nein......

Robin: Prepare to be extermiNATED!!!!!!!!

90/Wilhelm: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

During the fight, everyone hides behind the counter, avoid him from throwing furniture.

Hipper: So him actually won the fight.

Washington: Apparently. He's kinda stronger than both of them combined though he seems weaker than them in appearances.

Cleveland: Chair!

A chair was thrown into them but it missed and hit hit the wall instead.

Columbia: I heard that he is their commander.

Everyone who are hiding: Really?!

Columbia: Yeah! Audacious told me once.

Z1: 90!

Projekt 90, like the chair earlier, was thrown into a wall behind them and collapsed while falling down.

Wichita: You okay?

90: N...Nein.....

Nevada: Nine??

Deutschland: He is NOT okay!

Robin: Where are you, 90???

90 rushly hides himself from Robin and telling them not to mention where he hides which is inside a cabinet in the kitchen.

When Robin reached behind the counter, he asked with a creepy smile.

Robin: Where is he?

They all shake their heads to refuse the information of him.

Robin: Guess I'll have to find it.

Robin walks slowly as he scratches the kitchen's appliances and stuff.

He notices that there is a blood trace of footprints that led to him to the cabinet.

Unfortunately, the cabinet that Projekt 90 is hiding was discovered by the footprints which is under Robin's feet.

Inside, 90 prays and chants.

90: Please don't let him find me, please don't let him find me, please don't let him find me.....

Then he hears footsteps gradually smaller and smaller.

90: *sigh* Thank God....

As he still breathing in relief, the door was opened all of sudden.

Immediately, Robin's cannibal face shows up in front of him.

His heart starts to beat faster, alarms that it would be shut down in any moment.

Robin pulls him out and drags him to an oven nearby, throws him and stuff him.

90: Kommandant!! Kommandant!!! Please have mercy!!! I'm so sorry!!!

Robin: Mercy is for the weak, that means you!

90: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!

90 was stuffed inside the oven, Robin closes the lid and activate it, put in the maximum temperature.

90's begging for help is useless as Robin locks the oven and pushes all heavy appliances to secure it, makes sure no one will ever unlock it.

All the girls could only sit there and watch him dying slowly because of his creepiness.

90: Agh!!!!! It burns!!! It burns!!!!! Help!! Help!!! Someone!!! Somebody!!!!

Robin leaves the cafeteria with his jacket that was taken from Spee by him. When he went through the door. All the girls quickly stands up and trying to rescue him.

Wilhelm was being thrown out the window.

Nevada: Come on!! Push!!

Washington: Hang in there!!! We'll get you out!!!

Cleveland: What kind of commander punishes someone such brutal and inhumane!?!?

Columbia: Hell if I know!!!

Wichita: Turn of the gas!!

Nevada: On it!!!

Deutschland: Mein Gott!!

Hipper: I'll take a extinguisher!!!

Baltimore: Hurry!!! We don't have much time!!!

Denver: This.....is so heavy......

Back to them.

Montana: Who is yelling?

Enterprise: Probably Long Island is mad at something.

Montana: Is there any drinks here? I'm a little bit thirsty.

Enterprise: I know there is a bar just open by Cleveland herself, she probably there.

Montana: Sounds good to me! We can tell some stories on the way there!

Enterprise: Why not? I want to hear about you more.

Both of them stands up and walks to the bar.

Meanwhile

Hamburg and Bayern are going fishing with Kitty Hawk.

Hamburg: Today is ze beautiful day as always, isn't it?

Bayern: I couldn't agree you more.

Hawk: Just don't do that like the last time.

Bayern: It's not my fault for bring forget to refuelling the boat.

Hamburg: Don't just run away from your errors and blame someone else!!

Bayern: It's not me who is in charge of taking care of the ship!

Hawk: Guys! Stop! You're ruining the scene! Let's sit over there!

Three of them found a spot and set up the equipment and ready to fish.

Hawk swings his rod and throws the bait as far as he could.

Same thing with both of them.

Then, they wait.

It's the afternoon and the sun starts to get hotter.

There's still no catch from them.

Approximately 50 minutes have passed and yet, there is still no fish.

Hamburg: This is so long....

Bayern: How much time we have to wait?

Hawk: Fishing is an activity that require time and patient. So keep your mouth shut or I will tear your mouth personally.

Hamburg: It's been nearly an hour and our bucket is empty.

California just see them by accident and greet them along her way.

California: Whaddya doin'?!

Bayern: Cali! Uh...We are fishing! Wanna join?!

She seems very interested.

California: Is there any rod for me?!

Hawk: There's one!

Then he saw a light from afar.

Because of the reflection of the sun to them, he cannot look them very clearly even he tries to squint.

Hamburg: Hey! Hawk? What is that?!

Hawk: What "that"?

Hamburg: That light over there...

Hawk: Light? What light?

Hamburg: Of course it's in front of you!

Hawk squints and sees a few shining lights light on him.

Hawk: Maybe it's the se...Oh wait!

California: What is it?

Hawk: I don't know...Bayern?

Bayern: Clearly, I don't f*cking see any sh*t! If there is a cloud covers this sun, it would be easier.

Luckily, there is a cloud that covers the sun.

Bayern: Oh! Speaking of the devil, I see....ships?

Hawk: What is their flags?

Bayern: Some kind of Finnish's flag mixed with Taliban.

Then suddenly, California baited something.

California: Hey!! Look, I got a bait!!!

Hawk: Leave it for a while. We got a situation here.

California: Fine. I'll do it myself!

While Hamburg, Hawk, Bayern are still observing the mysterious ships. California trying to lift the fish up.

Hawk: You think is the Sirens?

Hamburg: Those Sirens are black as n*ggas in Paris.

Bayern: Even so, their camouflage is so terrible, they are easy to target.

Hawk: What about Finnish Navy?

Hamburg: There is a chance.

Hawk: Did you see any suspicious?

Bayern: Nope.

California: Hey!! I got a fish!! Not really.

Everyone turns their heads to her fish. It's not a fish, it's a masked man covered in seaweeds, wearing a military suit and a radiation mask, suffocating.

*audio scratches sounds*

MilitaryPro1: Hallulel, why SyriaandIraq is inside here?

A/n: Wait! What the actual f*ck?! SyriaandIraq!? The f*ck is he doin' here?!

MilitaryPro1: Holy Mother of Mary!! He just got isekai'd!!!!

A/n: Did he just got hit by a truck?!

MilitaryPro1: Probably. Even his best Kristallmarine's fleet is inside here.

A/n: There is only one way to do this!

MilitaryPro1: Which is?

A/n: We have to go inside!

MilitaryPro1: But how! It's not like we would have an isekai truck immediately!

A/n: There is one alternative way.

MilitaryPro1: What is it?!

A/n: Sean_2756! Do your thing!

Sean_2756: Gladly!

He bonk MilitaryPro1's head with his metal nailed-bat.

MilitaryPro1: Ugh!!!

Then he collapsed, unconscious.

A/n: Good luck! We're counting on you, soldier. And don't worry, I'll send your fleet too! Don't worry! I'll be with you!!

Back to the story.

Hawk: Jesus!! Perform CPR immediately!!

Hamburg: Hell no!! I ain't gay!!

Bayern: Me neither!!! You do it, Hawk!!

Hawk: I didn't brush my teeth!!! Cali!!

California: M..Me?!!

Hawk: Use your mouth to blow the air inside him as much as possible!!! We'll pump his chest!!! Open his mask!!

California: Got it!!!

She opens his mask, when the mask is opens, it reveals a shiny face that no one could see him clearly, it's like holding turns on a flashlight directly into your eyes.

Hawk: Shiny!!!!

Hamburg: Aghhh!!!!!

Bayern: This is even brighter than the sun!!!! But not bright as the communism's light!!!!!

California: How do I even suppose to do this?!?!

Hawk: Locate his mouth!! Find it!!!

California using her hands to locate his mouth while closing her eyes.

When she locate it, she begins to open his mouth then blow the air inside.

And at the same time, Hawk and the others try to make hard pressure into the middle of his chest.

Hawk: Come on! Come on!!

They repeated many times until he's in nearly conscious.

When he sees California preform "kiss of life" on him. He responds back by pushes her away and crawl back.

He coughs to let the water from the inside out and wears his mask.

Syria: Heiliger Strohsack!!! What on earth are you f*cking doing?!?!

He wipes his mouth because he thinks it's dirty.

Syria: Damn! You better have.........

He looks at California, her beauty strikes his heart. He looks at her very dreamy as f*ck.

Syria: H...Hi....

California: You okay?

Syria: Yea....Yeah.......

California: I'm California, nice to meet you

Syria: Ni...Nice to meet you....

Hamburg: I think he is in love.

Hawk: How the hell he fall in love with her so f*cking fast!?!?

Bayern: A simp?

Hawk: Aren't you two simping Twitch's girls?

Bayern: Hey!

Hamburg: No! I only simp Aoi Sora!!

Hawk and Bayern look at him pathetically.

Hawk: Really? Really?

Hamburg: What?!

Bayern: You so disgusting.

Hamburg: Hey!! Aren't you simping Cindy Starfall too?

Bayern: She actually better than yours!!!

Hamburg: Shut up!!

California: Uhm...Who are you?

Syria: Me? I, THE MINISTER OR WARCRIME, FROM THE REPUBLIC OF SOUVERAN, WHICH THE GREAT FATHERLAND, THE ONE WHO CONTROL THE GREAT ARMY, KRISTALLMARINE, IT IS I, SYRIAANDIAQ!!!

California: Syrian Iraq?

Syria: Just call me Syria. With an Y. Uh...Where am I?

Hawk: Uh....We don't know how to explain...

Syria: Wait! Is this Azur Lane?

Three of them: *confused as f*ck* Eh? EH?!?!?!

Syria: Goddammit! My Persona!!!! I swear to God!! If you drive that truck one more time, I'm gonna rape you down!!!

California: Did he just break the 4th wall?

Hawk: It seems he did.

A/n: Dammit! Now I have to seal this 4th wall like Phil Swift before he entered the 5th wall. Or worse, the 6th wall.

*proceed to seal the 4th wall*

Hawk: So Syria.

Syria: Yes, and you are...?

Hawk: Hawk, Kitty Hawk.

Syria: And those two...

Hawk: Those simps are Hamburg and Bayern.

Then out of the blue, another masked man just make a quick submerge from the ocean. He startles them.

California/Hawk/Hamburg/Bayern: AHH!!!

???: Jawohl!

Syria: He!! What did I tell you about lurking people's back, Frederick?

Frederick: Es tut mir Leid, kommandant.

Syria: That's my man, Frederick Francko. He is a bit stupid. Where is everyone else?!

Frederick: They're on their way!

Hawk: You mean those ships over there?

Frederick: Ja!

Bayern: With those Finnish-like flags?

Frederick: Yep.

Hawk: Well, I guess the problem was solved once more!

Meanwhile

Inside the infirmary.

Kanawha is doing a check-up on Fujimaru's back.

Kanawha: Hmm....It seems that one of your your scapula just got winged.

Fujimaru: Is it that bad?

Kanawha: I'm pretty sure no.

Mashu: Is there any surgeon for this?

Kanawha: Luckily, no. But he has gonna do a treatment for his shoulder blade. It's don't actually takes a lot of time. You just need a bit of exercises. Maybe it will hurt a little bit.

Quetzalcoatl: *sigh* What a relief....

Merlin: What about me?

Kanawha: You, sir. You are official retarded.

Merlin: What!?!

Kanawha: Nah, I'm just kidding. Your skull is completely fine. But that's very lucky of you.

Merlin: Why that?

Kanawha: Well, he didn't take a .557 rifle. Otherwise, it would be a plastic surgery.

Merlin: Master, please don't do that again. I'm already scared.

Fujimaru: I'm sorry.

Kanawha: Tell me, Fujimaru. Have you ever sit a shooting-exam?

Fujimaru: No, why? Does it necessary?

Kanawha: Of course it's necessary! Why would you holding a gun in the first place without no knowledge about them?!?

Fujimaru: Curiosity?

Kanawha: Curiosity kills a cat, you know. Now, please stand up.

Fujimaru stands up like he said.

Fujimaru: Why?

Kanawha: Turn around.

Fujimaru turns around, facing his back to him.

Fujimaru: Okay? Now what?

Kanawha: Hold still.....

Kanawha: Erm...Can someone give me a towel?

Emiya takes a towel near him.

Emiya: Here.

Kanawha: Thanks.

Then, he roll it up.

Kanawha: Okay, put this into your mouth.

Fujimaru: Eh?

Ishtar: Are you going to rape him?

Kanawha: Rape? No! I'm straight!

Fujimaru: But it's necessary to put this in my mouth?

Kanawha: Do you want to leave your back like this or what?

Fujimaru: Okay, if you say so.

Fujimaru bites and pouches it as Kanawha is preparing something.

He slowly breathes as both of his hands follow the breathe.

And then, one hand puts next to the shoulder blade where it got misaligned.

Next, he recites a poem.

"Cast a spell, Call a curse
Punish you for all its worth.
Hold my hand I'll take you far away.
You will find only death and pain at the end of the line.
I do not love you, nor do i hate you,
but you have to see what you did to me."

His other hand begins to make an impulse on his back and Fujimaru starts to scream in pain.

Mashu: Senpai!!

Merlin: Master!!

Kanawha: There you go!

Fujimaru opens his eyes slowly as the pain somehow faded away.

His injured arm turns out to be healed. He can moves freely like before.

Fujimaru: What did you just do?!

Kanawha: I cast a spell on you so your lungs won't be injured. My spell are used for creating no injury although you can feel it happens.

Fujimaru: Well, thank you!

Kanawha: You're welcome.

Emiya: Say...what your spell different from Salem's Stando? Or Stun?

Kanawha: Oh, you mean Stand, right? It likes you have an extrordinary psyche in your body and your mind through some....thing...

Merlin: Do you have one?

Kanawha: Well, I do. Here, let me demonstrate it for you....(meditate).....Hell Let Loose!!!

Then nothing happened, is just a silent.

Fujimaru: I don't see anything.

Ishtar: What is this!? Some kind of jokes?

Ereshkigal: Where is your Stand, Kanawha?

Kanawha doesn't say anything. His fist raised up like doing a uppercut.

Fujimaru: Uh? Kanawha?

He waves his hand in front of Kanawha's eyes. Kanawha doesn't react to anything he sees, something blinds him to see and acknowledge it.

Then he feels something, something urges him to scratch his arm.

Fujimaru: Itchy....

He rolls up his sleeve where his arm feels itchy.

There is no sign of mosquito's bites or anything else causes it. But the itch starts to get intense.

He scratches his arm, the itch doesn't stop, he scratches more. The more he scratches his arm, the more painful the itch.

Fujimaru: Where is it? Where is it?!

Quetzalcoatl: Master, are you okay?

Fujimaru: I'm fine, I'm totally fine. It just an itch.

Then, he starts scratching harder and faster

Merlin: Master! You're scratching too hard!!

Fujimaru: I said I'm fine!

Emiya: Your arm, Master!!!

Fujimaru: Eh?! My arm!?

From his wrist to his shoulder, is full of black spikes. It somehow appears and it continuously growing as he scratches.

Fujimaru: Ah...Ah...AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

On the other side, which is Chaldea.

Roman: What the....?!

Da Vinci: Is that spikes on his arm!?!?!

Roman: Should we do something?!

Da Vinci: We don't know how to cure this?! Probably it involves to Kanawha's Stand.

Back to them

He starts from his arm to his back, he takes off his shirt and there's more spikes.

Kanawha: The longer the spikes are, the more intense the pains you'll feel.

Emiya: Sh*t!!!

Emiya uses his blades to cut off those spikes. But it only creates sparks, the damage on it is nothing. He cuts again and again.

Emiya: These thing are too hard to break!!

Ereshkigal: Let me do it!!

Ereskigal pulls one of them, she even use Fujimaru's back as a platform for her to pull it out.

Fujimaru: Hurry up!!!

Merlin lifts Kanawha up and shakes him.

Merlin: Kanawha!! Stop this!!!

Kanawha eventually wakes up as the spikes on Fujimaru stop to create more pain.

Fujimaru: AHHHHHhhhhh.........It stops!

After that, those spikes start falling down. And disappear when it touches on the ground.

Mashu: Those spikes are falling?

Kanawha: So you can see it.

Fujimaru: See what?!

Kanawha: Stand.

Merlin: What do you mean Stand?!

Kanawha: Stand is in various form, depends on the User's psyche who possessed it. My Stand is those spikes just affected on you.

Fujimaru: Does your Stand only create itch?

Kanawha: Not exactly. Look on the floor.

Everyone looks down on the floor, instead of spikes, they only see yellow thingy scattered around him.

Fujimaru picks one up and observes, it is a piece of dead skin from him. He surprised.

Fujimaru: This is a dead skin!!

Kanawha: That's right! I just removed all of your dead skin on your body, you should take care of your body more, Fujimaru.

Emiya: Is that what you can do? Removing dead skin?!

Kanawha: I could send those spikes to your internal organs. The itch will be so painful that you wish you wanted to die.

Emiya: So, it's like a double-edge sword?

Kanawha: That's right. It could cure cancer!!

Merlin: So how do I acquire the thing called Stand?

Kanawha: Wait! I though you are Stand Users?!

Ishtar: We could only see your and his Stands, not we have it!!

Kanawha: Weird, cause only Stand Users could see each other Stands. But, there are few ways.

Fujimaru: Which is....?

Kanawha: Developed naturally, which could take so much time or you're born with it.

Merlin: The second one?

Kanawha: It's through this!!

He shows them a Stand Arrow.

Merlin: This is...?

Kanawha: ...The Stand Arrow!

Fujimaru: Okay, what does it do?

Fujimaru: Get an Archer.

Emiya: Okay, I am an Archer.

Kanawha: Great!! Now shoot this to Fujimaru!!

Everyone: What?!

Quetzalcoatl: You want him to kill our Master?!?!

Merlin: Wait!! That's illegal!!

Roman (comms): It's even a serious crime!!

Emiya: Wait! Wait! Wait! I could shoot him in the leg or the arm!! So we're cool, right?!

Kanawha: Actually, you have to shoot at the chest! Precisely, it's his heart.

Fujimaru: No no no, I'm cool! I'm cool! No need to do that!!

Kanawha: You said you wanted it!!

Fujimaru: I regret it!!

Emiya: What is the chance of success?!

Kanawha: I would say......5%!!!

Fujimaru: 5% in one shot?! It just like 5000 pulls in Arthur's banner and you only got 1 Arjuna!!!

Kanawha: The hell are you talking about?

Fujimaru: Nothing.

Kanawha: Well, if you don't want to I could--

Then behind him there is a door has been slammed.

And they see Andrew J. Higgins and Yukon barge in.

Andrew: Run!!!

Kanawha: What happened?!

Yukon: He's here!!

Kanawha: Who?!

And the last one who entered the room is Robin, who is holding a long double-barrel shotgun on one hand. On the other hand is....

Robin: Kanawha, have you been reading heresy lately and recently?!

He shows them a book about furries and he throws it down.

Robin: Unacceptable!!

He cocks the shotgun.

Kanawha: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Kanawha flees away, following by Robin chasing him.

They all get out the room, several gunshots fired outside.

Meanwhile

Growler and Grayback are being captured. By the Ironblood. They all tied up and kneel down.

Z2: He is the one!! He is the kidnapper, Peter!!!

Z35: He's even threaten us would be shoot in the head if you attack them!!

The shipgirl named Peter, who is tall-looking, wearing a coat and a Admiral cap.

Peter: Let me handle these der abschaum.

Grayback: Are you happy now?

Growler: .....

Meanwhile

H-44 is still sleeping in the afternoon.

H-44 changes his position a little bit until his hand accidentally touches something.

H-44: Huh?! Wh...what is this?!

He squeeze it. Something is soft and small.

H-44: What in the bloody hell is this?

He opens his eyes slowly as he see someone sleeping next to him.

When he fully opened his eyes, it was a sight that he will never forget.

It is Queen Elizabeth, he is touching her butt.

Elizabeth: Zzzzzzz......

He was so terrified that he even kicks her off the bed.

Elizabeth: AHHHH!!!

She is slammed on the ground and gradually gets up.

Elizabeth: The hell?!!?

H-44: Why the f*ck you're sleeping on my bed!?!

Elizabeth: Your bed?! This is my room!!!

H-44: What do you mean your room!? Look around!!

Elizabeth takes a look around of the room, it indeed is his room.

Elizabeth: Oh shoot!

H-44: And why are you sleeping next to me?!

Elizabeth: I don't know!!

While they are arguing, Edinburgh is sweeping the floor, whistling.

She is the one who brought the Queen, who somehow overslept into his room accidentally.

It was not until when she's out of his room, she realized it, but she pretend that didn't happened.

Outside the sea.

MilitaryPro1, just got isekai'd. He feels his head a bit of pains.

MilitaryPro1: Ouch....Goddammit Sean, at least you could tell me sooner!

MilitaryPro1 stands up, looks around the ocean.

Then he spotted his designated fleet just behind him.

???: You okay, commander?

MilitaryPro1: I'm fine.

???: Then, we have a mission to do!

MilitaryPro1: Did Hallulel just brief you?

???: Yes, he did!

MilitaryPro1: Okay. Let me just activate my gear.....

He eventually activated his rigging, which is a spacecraft and flows in the air.

MilitaryPro1: Now!! Let us proceed!

MilitaryPro1's fleet: Đã rõ!!!

To be continued.