At the dining hall.

All boys suit up just like the Colossus did in the previous one.

Shimayuki: Woah! This is so Huge!

Setoyuki: Way more than Huge.

Roosevelt: How big is their budget?!

Thunderer: Well, you could say that equal about...I don't know, two times expensive than the value of Buckingham Palace, including the interiors??

Winston: This is more than Two Time! Two Time!!

50: You f*cking kidding me, right?

Bauer: Even we sold our Huracans, we won't be financial recover from this!

Thunderer: Woah! Slow down, we came here to have dinner, remember?

Montana: Where is Hawk, by the way?

Audacious: He will catch up, don't worry.

Montana: Then how about Midway?

Winston: Ah, he's cool. Vestal said he is resting for now.

Moines: How many blood did he bleed?

Winston: Enough to fill a tank.

Salem: Huh, that's a bit small. What is his record?

Audacious: He could bleed very much enough to fill a five-litter tank.

Thunderer: The name Prince of Wales remind me...

Shimayuki: Uncle Wales!!

Bauer: Did we have...?

Montana: Let's see, we have Prince of Wales is one, we also have Enterprise, Queen Elizabeth...

Setoyuki: Remember Mister Atago!

Moines: Between this Atago's bearhug and the mister Atago's bearhug, which one do you choose?

Shimayuki/Setoyuki: Both!

Roosevelt: She's looks like him but he don't have that kind of personality.

H-44: Let's see...We also have Takao, Izumo, blah blah blah...

Thunderer: Yorktown and Hornet...

Blake: Ranger...Who else?

Winston: When you came here, did you thought anything about them because of the name, Montana?

Montana: I don't know! The last time we met like so f*cking long ago!

Shimayuki: I wonder where are they?

Roosevelt: Well, the last time I remember was Slokovia, working as undercover agents like two months before this.

Salem: I miss Nimitz's candy statues when he is not home?

Moines: Those sweet, delicious and yummy candies...

Hamburg: Until he found out that you ate his stuff.

Salem: Man. What a treat.

Tiger: Opposite from you here. My ass is still feeling painfully.

Blake: Who said you did that?

Tiger: You want ruin the youngblood?

Blake: You shouldn't do that.

Shimayuki: Does the food here good?

Montana: I swear that every dish here is f*cking delicious!

Setoyuki: It have to be better than Hawk's jelly.

Hawk: Who told you to put too much salt and pepper, and who does that anyway?!

Roosevelt: You're here!

Hawk: That f*cking green cat stole our showers!!

H-44: I knew it!

50: How did you know?

Hawk: Passing b*tch's store, found not just our showers, she f*cking a black market herself!

Bauer: Uhh, what did she sell?

Hawk: F*cking Wish's games and consoles!

50: I've told you it worse than eBay!

Montana: Where is SHE?!

Somewhere near them.

Akashi is carrying boxes in the alley near them when suddenly she heard something afar away.

Akashi: Hmm, these boxes are so freaking heavy...I wish Shigure is here...

Hawk: That f*cking green cat stole our showers!!

H-44: I knew it!

50: How did you know?

Hawk: Passing b*tch's store, found not just our showers, she f*cking a black market herself!

Bauer: Uhh, what did she sell?

Hawk: F*cking Wish's games and consoles!

50: I've told you it worse than eBay!

Montana: Where is SHE?!

She drops her boxes on the ground.

Akashi: *in thought* I'M DOOMED!! What should I do?! What should I do, nya?!

Akashi's head spinning around when she thinking what would she do.

Akashi: *in thought* Calm down, Akashi. Calm down. Let's thinking for a moment. Should I flee away to Sakura Empire? Or should I fake it and pretend nothing happened? I know! Let's kill th-- No No No...It makes me get more troubles...Uhm...Mm...Yes, let's make amnesia on them, nya! I just need to...No! How the hell that I could make something like that, nya!

Akashi is trying to figure her plan before it getting worse. Then...

???: Akashi? What are you doing here? Why all the boxes fall out?

Akashi: Eck! Midway?!

Midway: Yeah, what are you doing here?

Akashi: I'm j...just...just ease my pain b...because of the rock that I t...tripped over!

Midway: Eh...why are you talking weirdly?

Akashi: Eh...uh...You just not feeling well due t...to the bleeding you made.

Midway: You're probably right.

Akashi: You should grab something.

Midway: Yeah. By the way, do you see the boys?

Akashi: You mean your gang? They are in the...the dorm!

Midway: But I thought...

Akashi: ...is still under construction? It already finished.

Midway: That's fast?

Akashi: Yes! You should probably meet them up there!

Midway: Uhm...okay. I probably meet Vestal for pumping more blood.

Akashi: No no no!

Midway: Why are you acting weird?

Akashi: Cause s...s...she is busy at another place, she can't meet you!

Midway: Do you have to shout at me like that?

Akashi: Uh...No!

Midway: You're serious?

Akashi: Yes!

Midway: Then why you still shout at me?!

Akashi: You just imagine!

Hamburg: What the f*ck is going on here?!

Akashi: Eck...!

Midway: Why are you here?!

Hamburg: We just talking about the f*cking green cat took our f*cking showers and hide in the f*cking store makes nobody f*cking noticed her f*cking lies, and she's f*cking here too. F*ck!

Midway: What?! Akashi!

Akashi: Goodbye.

Akashi quickly takes out one smoke bomb and use it. Smoke coming out fast.

Hamburg: *cough cough cough* Where is she?!

Midway: *cough* I can't see!

The smoke begins to disappear, Akashi is out of their sights.

Hamburg: Sh*t! She's escaped!

Midway: Dammit! If I knew this is going to happen, I would f*ck her already!

Montana: What the hell just happened?!

Hamburg: Akashi's escaped!

Montana: What?!

Midway: We need to find her now!!

Montana: Dinner First!

Hamburg: Not Again!

Hawk: Hey, wassup?!

Hamburg: Is goddamn Akashi!

Hawk: Where?!

Midway: She was escaped, and now Montana wants to have bites first!

Montana: Hey, I'm not wasting my time on that!

Hawk: How 'bout no anyway?

Hawk cuffed Montana.

Montana: Oh, come on!

Hamburg: Let's tear down her shop!

Midway: Agree.

Hawk: Ready, lads?

Hamburg: Yus.

Montana: Huh, fine! What do we do?

Hawk: I've got a plan, follow me.

They quickly ran away.

Akashi from afar could hear their conversation.

Akashi: *in though* No, nya! I can't let you ruin my business! Change of plan! I need something...An apology? Or a bribe?

Then someone behind her tapped on her shoulder.

???: Akashi?

Akashi: Eck??!

Ayanami: What are you doing here?

It was Ayanami, Z23, Javelin, Laffey, and Unicorn.

Akashi: I'm just...just...getting lost!

Javelin: Lost? We have a sign over there!

Javelin point to the sign which is on top of Akashi's head. Akashi looks up and started to think about her excused.

Akashi: Uh...Erm...I didn't notice that.

Javelin: Do you want to accompany us to the dinner?

Akashi: Yes! I'd love to.

Z23: Why your face has something weird?

Akashi: Maybe I was too tired?

Z23: Hmm...Can't say she isn't.

Laffey: Can we go now?...I'm sleepy...

Unicorn: I want to go! I want to go!

Akashi: Yes, let's go!

They headed to the dining room.

About a few walks.

In the dining room.

Javelin: Here we are!

Akashi: I hope I was being saved from them.

Unicorn: Where do we seat, Javelin?

Javelin: Let's...uhm...over there!

Everybody is in their seats, talking joyfully.

Elizabeth: Ah...Look at this. Having a royal conversation while drinking earl grey before dinner.

Hood: I suppose you're right, your Majesty.

Warspite: Don't forget about H-44, my Queen.

Queen Elizabeth spill her tea after she heard Warspite's words.

Elizabeth: No, I'm not!

Hood: What did I say?! Mind your manner, your Majesty.

Elizabeth: I'm sorry.

Warspite: Geez, you don't have to be like that. You know, I bet he has someone at his world remember him so much that her love is bigger than you.

Elizabeth: If I know he has one, I would shred him down already.

Warspite: Oh...so you have fallen in love with him already~~~

Elizabeth realized what she just said.

Elizabeth: Wha--NO! I mean if he---Uh...Oh no...

Illustrious: That's our Queen.

Hood: *giggles*

Then two girls came.

Formidable: Sis?

Victorious: Hello.

Illustrious: Ah, my two dear sisters, Formidable and Victorious are here.

Then Wales came to say something.

Hood: Hello, Wales.

Wales: Erm...your Majesty?

Elizabeth: Yes, Wales?

Wales: We have a problem.

Elizabeth: What is the problem?

Wales: How do I say...? The Iris Libre is coming here, I suppose?

Warspite: Ehh? Why?

Wales: About the treaty this afternoon. They want us to prove them.

Elizabeth: When they will come?

Wales: About...

The door at the main entrance immediately slam open, reveal the four more factions.

Enterprise: What the...?!

Littorio: What the hell is this, Bismarck?! Peace treaty?!

Jean: You goddamn Führer!

Rossiya: What is the meaning of this, Enterprise?!

Enterprise: Slow it down! Slow it down!

Saint Louis: Slow?! Tell us what happened?! Right now!!

Hornet: The hell?!

Nagato: You could call us about that!

Dunkerque: Call you?! After everything we done?! I'm not gonna lie.

Elizabeth: You could just...! Nevermind, forget it!

Pamiat: *mouthwatering* Food~~

Chapayev: Oh blyat!

Grozny: Please don't do that, Pamiat! For Blyat's sake!

Tashkent: Gangut!

Gangut: Old hag! Don't do this!

Avrora: Guess I'm still continuing for my precious vodka.

Gangut: No Fair!

Enterprise: Erm...Uh...

Nagato: Because...

Bismarck: Uhm...

Elizabeth: How do I...No, how do WE start about this?

Triomphant: Start from where?

Hood: We have new ships coming here...

Yorktown:...And they kind of...I don't know...? Amazing? Incredible?

Wales: This makes me hard to think...

Cleveland: So this the things: A few days ago, Akagi and Kaga attack us surprisingly, then a fleet of four mighty male ships came to rescued.

This makes the newcomers shocked.

Littorio: Wait wait wait! Male ships?!

Rossiya: I've never seen one before, where are they?!

Jean: Male ships, interesting.

Gascogne: Question and curious, where are they?

Malin: How the heck you didn't tell us?!

Bismarck: Because that was the first time we met them and that was today too...

Nagato: Me too.

Dunkerque: Shipboys?!

Mars: Should we worried about this?!

Dunkerque: I'm still thinking about whether they're real or fake.

Cesare: H-How did you met them?!

Enterprise: They said they're from another world, I assume. Said one of the Siren did that.

Saint Louis: You're joking, aren't you?

Enterprise: We are serious.

Surcouf: So we are they?

Then they heard something getting closer.

Wales: Hmm? What is that noise coming from?

Then the light turns on at the back of the newcomers starts to close fast.

Bismarck: Behind you!

They see the lights coming closer and they dodge it as quickly as possible.

Pamiat: Ahhhh!

Gangut: What the blyat?!

Minsk: Help me!

Mars: Oh God!

Saint Louis: Shoot!

Littorio: Eck!!

Then something hits the wall and breaches through.

It was a heavy armored vehicle.

The main entrance in front of it opened. Many people came out of this vehicle.

Enterprise: Holy Mother of Gods!!

Hornet: Not again!

Elizabeth: Oh God, please No!

Wales: Okay, who did this?!

Rossiya: Ahhhhh!!

Jean: Who are you?!

Triomphant: Run away!

Saint Louis: Tactical Retreat!!

Midway: Akashi! Where are you?!

Akashi: Nyaaaa!!!

Bayern: There she is!!! Go get her!!

Akashi: No! Wait, nyaaa!!

Nagato: AKASHI!!

Akashi: It's not my fault!!

B-64: Oh your days have come to an end!

B-65: Now say goodbye to your shop because Montana and his gang is tearing down!

Akashi: Nooooo!!! Please DON'T!!!

Hamburg: How 'bout we DO anyway?! Shimayuki, Setoyuki, capture her!!

Shimayuki: Right away!!

Setoyuki: Come here, kitty kitty! Let me "take care of" you!

Akashi: Nyaaaa!!! Hisssssssssssss!!

Shimayuki and Setoyuki chasing after Akashi while she is getting getaway.

Bauer: Guys! Block the exits!!

Midway: Now! Now! Now!

They blocked all the exits.

Littorio: What the HECK is going on here?!

Hawk: Lady, please remain calm down and enjoy our chase the spam cat.

Winston: Just keep your head down.

Cesare: Why?

Hawk: There.

He pointed to Akashi who is coming to Cesare.

Cesare: Aghh!!

Cesare lower her head, Akashi jumps over it.

Hawk: Gotcha b*tch!!

Akashi: Aahhhh!!!

Hawk caught her easily, Akashi tries to struggling but didn't work out much.

Akashi: Let me go!

Hawk: After anything you've done to us?! Oh Hell No!! Midway! Where the HELL is the cage?!!

Midway: Roosevelt!!

Roosevelt: Hold on for a sec!!

Roosevelt quickly gets the cage for Akashi.

Hawk: Quickly! I don't wanna hotpot-lize her!

Akashi: What?!

Chapayev: Who are you guys?!

Midway: Uh...Did we meet before?

Minsk: No, but who are you, komrade?

Roosevelt: Found it!!

Roosevelt came back with the cage.

Hawk: Open it!

Roosevelt opened the cage, Hawk throws Akashi inside and immediately closed it.

Hawk: Bring her to the jail. I want her lockdown 24/24!

Akashi: Let me go!!

Midway: Shut up, spam cat!! Remain Silent!

Akashi: Or what?

Midway shows her an electric baton.

Akashi: What is that thing?

Midway begins to zap her.

Midway: Take this, spam cat!

Akashi: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!

After a zap, Akashi lies down just like a steak.

Midway: Shima, Seto. Bring her away!

Shimayuki: Yes, sir!

Both of them bring her into the vehicle and drive away, leave a big hole at the main entrance.

Malin: Okay, so who the heck are you?!

Midway: Sorry for this inconvenience. My name is USS Midway, on my left is USS Franklin D.Roosevelt, and on my right is USS Kitty Hawk.

Saint Louis: Kitty Hawk?

Hawk: What wrong with my name, holy lady? And why you have a goddamn cross all the freaking time?!

Saint Louis: It's my Holy Cross, you know!

Midway: This reminds me about Charles de Gaulle's weapon. Funny, his bigger than hers and more convenient than this.

Roosevelt: Say the last time who broke his.

Midway: Says no more. 100,000$ unworth the shot. Its totally fraud.

Hawk: Broke his weapon with just a single golf club? Kidding me?! I was impressed at that time.

Midway: That was an accident! Besides, it was the dammed Hawaii!!

Hawk: Goddamn! How many times do I tell you that his house has f*cking CCTV?!

Midway: Oh you bastard! That's a f*cking LIE!!

Triomphant: Are you gonna do this all night?

Roosevelt: Wait for a sec.

Roosevelt grabs Midway's head and smashes into the wall behind.

Midway: Aghh!!

He leaves the wall with a huge crack on it, Midway lost his conciousness at the moment.

Roosevelt: All done. Anyway, over there are HMS Audacious, KMS Wilhelm Bauer and KMS Projekt 50...

Littorio: *in thought* Damn, they're so strong!

At the moment, someone shouts at the main entrance.

???: What the heck all of this?!!

???: Woah!

???: What happened here?!

Hornet: It's because of the Cat!

???: I knew that cat has something suspicious, Baltimore.

Baltimore: But that doesn't mean she has good deals for us, Bremerton.

Bremerton: Hmmp! You think that a toy design cost more than my phone??!

Baltimore: You bought a goddamn 1:70 scale design! How the heck is not expensive than your damn phone?!

Bremerton: Don't ask me! Ask the cat!

???: Damn, what all of this?!

Bremerton: Casablanca!

Casablanca: Since when we change the door to the gate?!

Baltimore: Probably just now.

Meanwhile

Enterprise: Get the Manjuus, tell them we need to build to gate instead a duo-door.

Yorktown: That will be on the list.

Meanwhile

Ayanami: Poor her.

Z23: That was her taste of her own medicine. Fraud.

Unicorn: What is a fraud?

Javelin: It's like scam.

Unicorn: Oh...

Laffey: I'm sleepy...

Z23: Does she always like this?

Javelin: Uhm...maybe sometimes.

Laffey then sleeps on the table.

Laffey: *cute snore*

Ark Royal from near there.

Ark Royal: *nose bleeding* Cute.

Hood: Your nose is bleeding.

Ark Royal: I'm fine, don't worry.

Belfast: Do you want some tissues, miss Ark Royal?

Ark Royal: No, thanks. I handle this.

As she said, she continue staring at them and other destroyers.

Hood: Just watch yourself. I don't wanna see you being lockdown again.

Ark Royal: No worries, I got this.

Meanwhile

Outside the port.

In the HAV (heavily armored vehicle)

Winston is driving it while Shimayuki and Setoyuki watching Akashi is being lock down in a cage.

Shimayuki: Should we worried about our planet and the others?

Setoyuki: Hmm?

Shimayuki: I mean the anomly is still here, right?

Setoyuki: We have Retribution, remember?

Shimayuki: Yeah- Wait, Winston!

Winston: What?!

Shimayuki: Is Retribution could track us even we are in another planet?!

Winston: Yes, but we need a device could send a signal to them.

Shimayuki: Can you do that?!

Winston: I've already think about it. But I need this planet location since we don't know where is it.

Shimayuki: So right now, we are trapped here?

Winston: Probably for now, besides, we know where are the Colossus is, right?

Shimayuki: Yeah, you're right.

Then Akashi woke up but not fully concious.

Akashi: Uh...where am I?

Shimayuki: Oh, she's awake!

Winston: Perfect! We're about pass her shop. Or was.

Akashi: Wh...what? My shop?

Setoyuki: Look outside.

Akashi looks outside and see her shop, which is being torn down by the Colossus. They break the windows, doors, steal things inside. They even graffiti it.

Akashi: Ahhhh!!!! My shop! My business!

Shimayuki: Serve you right.

Akashi: Let me out of here!!!

Akashi tries to unlock the cage.

Shimayuki: It's useless.

Akashi: *crying* Please, I need to protect my business here!

Winston: After you have to paid all the prices that you have to us and other too.

Akashi: *crying* Let me out first!

Winston: No!

Akashi: *crying* Let Me Out!!!

Akashi continue to break the cage.

Meanwhile

Midway and the gang are having dinner with other shipgirls.

Midway: This menu has a lot of foods in here.

Hamburg: Indeed.

Audacious: Then I will have a dish of steak, bacons and chicken waffle.

Bayern: You seriously?!

Audacious: Yes, in matter of fact. I enjoy this.

Moines: I thought that you are vegetarian?

Audacious: Half true, half false. I like to eat healthy foods doesn't mean I always eat vegetables.

Salem: Guess everything is a lie.

Bauer: Oh...They also have cream tart. I wonder what would it be to eat it?

50: I prefer egg tart.

Bauer: How about scoop with Nutella as the covering?

50: I take that back.

B-64: Feeling there is an aura somewhere.

B-65: Why I have a feeling that someone is watching us?

Audacious: Probably Taihou is looking over there.

Audacious pointing to Taihou who is seating not far away, looking them with horny eyes.

B-64: *glup*

B-65: Oh sh*t.

Meanwhile

At Akashi's shop.

The Colossus is damaging Akashi's shop.

Montana: *throw the chair into a window* Phew! That was the last one.

H-44: Hmm...They have Manjuu Crossing, Max Paid, Sortie-day, Call For Help, etc...

Thunderer: Who know that this cat has so many frauds.

Montana finds something.

Montana: Hey look! Heresy!

H-44: What?!

Thunderer: Chocolate or book?

Montana: Book.

Thunderer: Oh F*ck. What is it inside?

Montana: Wait.

Montana opens the book and see.

Montana: It's full of 6-digit numbers. Nuclear codes, I think?

H-44: It's heresy.

Thunderer: Is there anything else?

Montana: *flip the pages* It's got tags?

Thunderer: What does the tag say?

Montana: Netorare? What the hell is netorare?

H-44: Probably it's some kind of bomb?

Montana: We should burn it.

H-44: I don't know about this, Montana. We have already torn down her shop and now...just don't do it.

Montana: Okay, so what should we do?

Thunderer: Why you have to do this instead of this to blackmail her?

Montana: That should do the thing.

H-44: *evil laughs*

Montana: Okay, let's go back to the dinner, I'm starving.

Thunderer: Yashima, you're in?

Yashima: *nods*

Thunderer: Great, let's go.

They headed to the dinner.

A few something that I'm lazy to add this sh*t.

In the dining hall, they're playing poker, again.

Enterprise: Show me your cards.

Roosevelt: *slam the cards* Two Pair!

Hamburg: Dammit! One Pair!

Bayern: Not so fast. *slam the cards* Three Of A Kind!

Hornet: *slam the cards* Straight, baby!

Hamburg: *confusing loading*

Yorktown: Full House, Hornet!

Hornet: *sad Hornet's depression screaming noises*

Cleveland: Hold up!*slam the cards* Straight Flush!

Yorktown: You defeated me.

Cleveland: *laugh* I'm so lucky today!

Audacious: Nothing is better than having a Royal Flush! *slam the cards* Your lucky day is end here.

Cleveland: *sad Cleveland's noises*

Columbia: *laugh on sadness*

Denver: Don't worry, bro. You have next time.

Montpelier: Yeah, who know when you will a chance to win.

Cleveland: How many times did I tell you that I'm a GIRL??!

Roosevelt: Still, you look like a boy. Cannot denied that.

Cleveland: I hate my body.

Moines: You know you remind me of someone that we have a story that you will gonna like it.

Cleveland: Hmm? What story?

Moines: It's about our world.

Enterprise: I'm listening.

Salem: So before we're here, we have many ships boys and girls.

Hornet: I thought that only boys in your navy?

Salem: No, of course not.

Yorktown: So what about that?

Roosevelt: Funny, because some ships is named after you girls.

Cleveland: What?!

Enterprise: We. Had. Our. Ownself?

Hornet: This cannot that coincident.

Moines: Here.

Des Moines shows the picture of their comrades. (I will show it in the next chapter)

Moines: This is you two, Yorktown and Hornet.

Hornet: Just like me, but a boy myself version.

Yorktown: I look a bit different in this. Why myself dresses like Essex?

Moines: And this is Cleveland.

Cleveland: This is me??!

Denver: You look even more girly in their world, bro.

Moines: Unfortunately, you three aren't her sisters.

Denver: What?! Why?!

Montpelier: Is it true?!

Columbia: Then who is her sisters?!

Salem: It's both brothers and sisters, actually. The oldest one is USS Freedom, you are the last one in our world.

Cleveland: Atleast I know that I'm not a boy anymore.

Moines: And Yorktown and Hornet aren't Enterprise's sisters.

Enterprise: Then who?

Salem: You're in Gerald R.Ford class. You girls still aircraft carriers.

Hornet: Then what about us?

Salem: You two? You're the improved version of Essex-class.

Yorktown: Oh my...

Hornet: What?!

Essex: What did you say about me?

Salem: We are talking about how are everything in our world.

Essex: Can I join?

Salem: Essex joined the chat!

Timeskip.

Roosevelt: Georgia is a submarine.

Georgia: It can't be...

Seattle: If Georgia is a submarine, then I...

Audacious: We don't have somebody had that name.

Wales: Sorry to hear that.

Seattle: *sad Seattle's noises*

Audacious: Did you know that you and Queen are brother and sister?

Wales: Wha....?

Audacious: And you're carriers.

Wales: I'm with the Majesty?!

Illustrious: *giggles* That's great!

Hood: You're now sister with the Queen.

Bismarck: Then what about us?

Salem: Not even a single Ironblood ship has your name.

Deutschland: What?! Not even a single one?!

Spee: I'm sad.

Hipper: If you went back to your world, tell them make one warship that named after me.

Eugen: Huh, you flat-board don't need one.

Hipper: Huh?! What did scheibe you say to me?!

Then they have a argument.

Friedrich der Große: Easy, girls. Keep it cool.

Outside, the Colossus came in.

Montana: Hey yo, wassup?!

Thunderer: Uh...Why happened to your head, Midway?

Roosevelt: Don't mind about him, he just felt.

Midway: Said who just crack someone head.

Thunderer: Uh huh, I see...

Hawk: We are sharing information from our to them, want to join?

Montana: But where is the dinner?

Roosevelt: Work in progress.

H-44: I join too.

Thunderer: Me too.

Montana: Dang it!

Cleveland: C'mon, let us hear your story in your world.

Montana: Yeah yeah.

Eugen: H-44!

H-44: What?!

Eugen: I want a rematch!

Elizabeth: Again?!

H-44: Go tell Wilhelm!

Bauer: What match?

H-44: Beer contest.

Bauer: Nein. I'm too tired for this sh*t, Grosser Kurfürst.

Friedrich der Große: Grosser Kurfürst? That is your real name?!

Bismarck: Woah.

H-44: Uhm, no...

Hamburg: Yep, that is his real name.

H-44: Stop it!

Tirpitz: Then why he use H-44?

Bayern: That is his codename, he has been using it since he got his first mission.

H-44: That ain't true, H-44 is my REAL name!

Bayern: Oh for schiebe sake!

H-44: Just forget it.

Bayern: Damn...

50: Did someone say beer contest?

Eugen: Huh, a new challenger, you want to try?

50: Bring it, girl. I'm ready for it!

Eugen: Sandy, lights on!

Sandy: Saratoga! Ready for makeup! We have a competition!

Saratoga: Sis, help me.

Lexington: Alright.

Sandy: Fletcher! Bring the tankers!

Fletcher: Uh...Do I have to?

Sandy: Just bring it over!

Fletcher: Fine... Sister. Bring the beers.

Halsey: Where is the beer?

Fletcher: At the storage. Nevada, lead them.

Nevada: Count on me!

Deutschland: *clap* This gonna be so exciting.

Winston: Did we miss something?

Hawk: Beer Contest.

Winston: Really, who?

Hawk: Prinz versus 50.

Shimayuki: I bet 100$ for 50!

Setoyuki: 200$.

Hawk: Deal!

Tirpitz: Let's watch our best girl what she can do.

They preparing the competition between Prinz Eugen and Projekt 50.

Timeskip

Everything were set up properly. The match is ready to start. Two challengers make their way to the table filled with bottles of beer.

Sandy: Welcome, ladies and gentleman. I, the host, your lovely number wan San Diego!

Saratoga: And I, your lovely idol, Saratoga!

Sandy: Welcome to the Second Annual Beer-drinking competition!!!

Everyone claps their hands, cheers two sides of the contest.

Saratoga: On my left is one of the best ship in Ironblood, who are always teasing everybody, especially "chessboard", Prinz Eugen!!

Deutschland: Go, Prinz Eugen. Show your skill!!!

Spee: Good luck.

Eugen: Sara, I ask you a question.

Saratoga: Sure.

Eugen: Would you wear socks if you had no feet?

Saratoga: No, why?

Eugen: Then why you have to wear a bra?

Saratoga: *triggered Saratoga's noises*

Sandy: Uhh... Okay? And on my right, a male cruiser-sub, an attractive boy who has the design just like Ironblood, Projekt 50 with a K!!!

Hamburg: Yeah, show her what you can do!

Bayern: Make the last time, 29 bottles!!

Eugen: 29, impressive but I'm not gonna lose.

50: Let's see.

Sandy: The first one who drinks 30 bottles first is the winner. Are you ready? Let the battle...Begins!!!

Two of them begin take a bottle and start drinking.

Hipper: Go, Prinz!!

Bauer: Drank it up! Just like the days on Oktoberfest!!

Montana/Thunderer: Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

Meanwhile

Abercrombie: Anyone who wants to bet the winner?

Cleveland: Me me me for 50!

Spee: 85 for Prinz!

Hornet: 90 for 50!!

Enterprise: What the hell are doing?!

Hornet: What? I'm want this.

Hood: Abercrombie.

Abercrombie: Hehehe...

Hood: We have a talk right now, miss.

Abercrombie: Maybe next time?

Hood: No. *grabs her*

Abercrombie: No no no, I promise I won't do this!

Hood: Keep those words for later.

Hood carries Abercrombie away.

Timeskip to 8 bottles.

Prinz Eugen and Projekt 50 are starting to red.

Eugen: Hmm, nice.

50: Huh, feeling doze off yet?

Eugen: No and never.

Eugen quickly take another bottle and drink it.

50: Oh hell no!

Projekt 50 do the same.

Sandy: The match is getting intense!!

Timeskip to 19 bottles.

They started to drunk.

Eugen: *hic* I... *hic* ...am...not giving up! *

50: *hic* You...are no...match for... *hic* ME!

Montana: They're too drunk.

Hamburg: Should we get the buckets for them.

Montana: Not now.

Both of them still drinking.

Bismarck: Get the bucket.

U-47: Yes, Führer.

U-47 go get the bucket before they...uhh...puke.

Hipper: Sis, do you want to stop?

Eugen: *hic* No!! Not until... *hic* ...I defeated him!

50: Bring... *hic* ...it on!

Deutschland: They are almost puke, right?

Tirpitz: Yes.

Montana: Okay, Hamburg. Get the bucket.

Hamburg: You got it!

Timeskip to 29 bottles.

Eugen: *hic* Hipper used to pads her chest when go sortie!!

Hipper spilled the water off while she's drinking.

Hipper: *blush heavily* No, I don't!!! Prinz, why are you telling this?!?!?!?

Eugen: *hic* Why? *hic*

Hipper: It's my f*cking secret!!

Eugen: *hic* Not anymore!! *hic*

Bayern: Wow. I didn't know that your boobs are even flatter than this.

Hipper: * a n g e r y *

Hamburg: Not the best time to say that.

Bayern: Time to run.

Hamburg and Bayern flee away.

Hipper: Get the f*ck back here, you motherf*cker!!!!

Hipper chases after them.

Meanwhile

The match is about to end when two of them almost too drunk to drink more.

50: *hic* A...bottle... *hic* ...more...

Eugen: *hic* Just... *hic* ...a little more...

They slowly reaching the last bottle on the table.

Bauer: You can do this, 50!!

Deutschland: Prinz, finish him!!

They both reach the last bottle.

Eugen: *hic* Why...everything so...hallucinating?

50: This...beer have...dope?!

Fletcher: Dope beer?!

Roosevelt: Too much beer.

Midway: Yes.

Fletcher: Ohhh....

Their hands just about an inch to the last bottle, but they are almost to unconcious state in drunkness.

50: *hic* A...little more...

Eugen: *hic* ...I can't...

Their hands just a little distance for everyone but a long way for them due to heavy drunkness.

And then, Prinz Eugen fall down to the table.

Sandy: Ohhh...Look like we have a give up, let's see P-50 can do.

Deutschland: Not now, Prinz!!

Spee: I still having my bet, Prinz!!

50: *hic* I think...I gonna...win!

Bauer: Dang it!

Montana: Welp, guess we need a hand.

50: I think...I...gonna puke.

H-44: He is joking, right?

Projekt 50 is having some dizzy face.

Thunderer: Uh no.

Hawk: Cover his mouth!

Midway get on the stage and seal 50's mouth.

Midway: Get the f*cking bucket!!!

Roosevelt: Hold on a sec!!

Midway: Quickly! I can feel he is ready to thr--!!

And then, something happens.

Midway: I think it's too late.

Roosevelt: He did it, didn't he?

Midway nods his head.

Hawk: Give us some tissue here!

Meanwhile

Queen Elizabeth and other Royal shipgirls and Libre shipgirls have a dinner a bit far from there. Queen Elizabeth stands up, hold her champagne.

Elizabeth: I just want to say that today is the day we united once again. Cheer for us!

Everyone: Cheers!

All of them sips their champagne in their hands.

The royal serving dinner for them.

Belfast: Dinner is here, your Majesty.

The dinner is preparing while everyone is chatting.

Elizabeth: Now, the dinner is served. Let's enjoy.

Warspite: Are you not waiting for him, your Majesty?

Elizabeth: Who cares about him?

Saint Louis: I thought that you're in love with him?

Elizabeth: That's not true, we just friends.

Warspite: Then can you explain why were you in his closet?

Elizabeth: What?!

Illustrious: Oh my, that is a bold move.

Hood: Is that true?

Victorious: *whisper* She is tsundere.

Formidable: *whisper* I've already know.

Victorious: *whisper* Since when?!

Formiddable: *whisper* You wouldn't know it.

Wales: Who told you that, Warspite?

Warspite: It's Dido and Sirius.

Elizabeth: Dido!! Sirius!!

Dido and Sirius running to her because they thought Queen Elizabeth is calling for something.

Dido: Yes, your Majesty?

Elizabeth: What did I told you?!

Dido: I'm so sorry, but it's Warspite!

Sirius: She forced us to say it out loud! We are so sorry, your Majesty!!

Elizabeth: Warspite! Why?!

Warspite: Then why you still hiding it?

Elizabeth: *blushing and grining* You damn Warspite.

Warspite: What I can say?

Hood: That's not good, Warspite, even she is in deep love with him.

Elizabeth: Hood!

Illustrious: *giggles*

Elizabeth: Forget everything! Can we focused on something else?!

Saint Louis: Yes, can we focused on your next wedding?

Elizabeth: Ah yes, I want it to be astonishing, spectacular, one and only my wedding wi--

When Elizabeth realized what she just said, she hid her face down in shy.

Wales: Astonishing, spectacular... Sis, can you bring to Saratoga?

Duke: Yes, Wales. It's my pleasure to planning the Royal wedding for your Majesty.

Triomphant: Remember to invite us.

Duke: Don't worry, I'll invite all of you!

Victorious: Well, this is cannot be weirder.

Formidable: I'm gonna bite first.

Before Formidable grab her bite. Suddenly, some noises make her stops.

(Imagine that you are eating then there is a sound of someone one puke into the bucket.)

Formidable: Oh my, what is that sound?!

Hawk: Sorry for this inconvience!!

Hawk is holding the bucket while Projekt 50 is...you know what I meant.

Moines: This is the 5th bucket.

Salem: Oh my... how to get rid all of this?!

Surcouf: Can you...do it somewhere else?

Hawk: You know how bad is it?

Enterprise: E Ave O Over Ur Ace! (We have to cover our face!)

Cleveland: His S Inkier Han Oi! (This is stinkier than oil!)

Bismarck: Aw, the smell...

Deutschland: Quickly, I cannot stand it anymore!!

Spee: So...hard...to...breathe...

Montana: Ugh,...where is the food anyway?!

Thunderer: It's over there!

Thunderer pointing to a table that has all foods and drinks on it.

Montana: Finally.

H-44: Hey! Did anybody see the Bs brothers?

Thunderer: Wait! Where are the Shimayuki and Setoyuki?!

Flashback

B-64: Is there any drink here because I'm dried right now!

B-65: I think there are bowl of wine over there. Give me a drink too.

B-64: Right away.

Before B-64 reaches for the drink, Taihou has secretly put some sleeping pills in it.

B-64 pour wine in two cups without noticed and get back.

Taihou: *giggles* This night I will have fun with them.

Taihou immediately change the spot.

But then, Shimayuki and Setoyuki came for a drink too.

Shimayuki: Hey look! Wine!

Setoyuki: Should we consider about drink alcohol?

Shimayuki: Then let's drink somewhere else.

Setoyuki: Yes.

Shimayuki and Setoyuki secretly take a drink and sneak to somewhere else.

Meanwhile

B-64: Why I feel little sleepy?

B-65: How strong it is?

B-64: I...am...too...tired...

B-65: Me...too...

Both of them fallen asleep, but were catched by Taihou before fallen into the floor.

Taihou: I'm gonna rock them.

Taihou brings two of them to her dorm.

Meanwhile

Shimayuki: Why...I...feel...so...sleepy...?

Setoyuki: Maybe...we...are...not...old...enough...to...drink...this...

Atago came near them.

Atago: What the matter?

Shimayuki: I'm...feeling...sleepy...

Setoyuki: Me...too...

Atago: *instant orgasm*

Atago: Then let me lead you to bed?

Shimayuki: Yes...miss...Atago...

Setoyuki: I'm...so...tired...

Atago: Come, I will carry you.

Shimayuki and Setoyuki let Atago carries them.

Atago: Takao?

Takao: Yes, sis?

Atago: I will bring them to beds, I will be back for a moment.

Takao: Oh sure.

Atago brings them to her dorm.

End of flashback.

Hawk: I'm not sure. Midway have to clean his hand with Roosevelt. But the rest, I don't know.

Thunderer: Maybe they are going to sleep.

H-44: Maybe.

Hawk: Hey, help me with this sh*tload! It getting full!

Thunderer: Wait a sec!

H-44: Yashima, come here!

Three of them quickly run to the stage.

To be continued.

A/n: Thank for the waiting, I will be publish Arknight X Some games collabs's special chapters so wait for it. (5k words!!!!?!?!!?)