Somewhere in the nowhere.

Kaga: Sis, where are we going?

Akagi: Our plan has been failed, now we need an alternative plan for now.

Kaga: I know, but where are we going exactly?

Akagi: We have to meet someone who is trusty.

Kaga: In the middle of the ocean? Are we meeting with the Siren, right?

Akagi: Is our last hope to protect and develop the Project Orochi. Our Sakura Empire cannot live without it, it's our job to make the Crimson Axis defeat the Azur Lane.

Kaga: But the Black M--

Akagi: We don't need it now. We have something else.

Meanwhile

The construction is still work in progress. Blake and Tiger are having a discussion.

Tiger: This is not right. The windows should be in front of the room.

Blake: No, on both sides.

Tiger: Then how the hell we install the consoles??

Blake: Just place it in the middle.

Tiger: Then where is the holo-table?

Blake: Just place it in front of the room.

Tiger: Then how they suppose to see the outside??

Blake: Install the balcony, easy.

Tiger: At the control room? Are you nuts??

Blake: I'm not. And I have an IQ of about 160.

Tiger: You know I'm like you, right?

Blake: Well, yeah. I know that, too.

Tiger: *facepalm* Why I have such a brother like you?

Then Friedrich der Große, Roon, Hipper, Prinz Eugen, Deutschland and Graf Spee came in.

Deutschland: Hey there, you lowly animals.

Tiger: Hello, sho-b*tch.

Deutschland: Say again?!

Blake: Why?

Friedrich der Große: What are you building?

Tiger: Just a control room.

Blake: We are now thinking about the design of this room, can you help us?

Friedrich der Große: Of course we can, right Hipper?

Hipper: Why I have to help them?

Blake: You still didn't pay the debt, right?

Hipper: I...I...uh...already paid to them!

Blake: You're lying.

Tiger: You don't know how to lie, Hipper. We could see it in your face.

Eugen: Yeah, chessboard.

Hipper: What?!

Eugen: Fufufu, chessboard.

Hipper: I'm gonna kill you.

Tiger: I think flat chess is cute.

Hipper: I'm not Flat! It just my breast not fully developed...

Blake: Then show it.

Hipper: Huh?!

Blake: Show me how developed is your chest.

Hipper: *blush* Wh-What? Wh-Why I have to do that, Baka?!

Tiger: Cause we need proof that your breasts aren't flat.

Hipper: In front of you boys??! I'm not doing that!

Eugen: Chessboard.

Hipper: Stop it!!

Roon: Don't worry, Hipper. Someday you will have one, even it only shows your nipples.

Hipper: I...Hate...You...Girls...

Friedrich der Große: What is in your hand?

Tiger: This? It's the blueprint of this room.

Friedrich der Große: Can I see it?

Tiger: Here.

Blake: It looks kinda harsh.

Deutschland: Cause it's drawing suck??

Tiger: So are your boobs.

Blake: Yeah.

Spee: Sis, don't listen to them.

Deutschland: Why I have tired of these two.

Friedrich der Große: *look at the tablet* You guys gonna build that big?

Tiger: Well, yeah. I don't know, Montana gave us this so we had to.

Roon: But why you need this big?

Blake: Military purposes, I guess.

Eugen: You build this room for Azur Lane, what about us?

Hipper: It's not fair to do that, freaks.

Blake: Someday you will, because of this just prototype, not official. And uh, your nipples are falling out, Hipper.

Hipper: What?!! Where?!! *realized* You dirty bastards!!

Then a loud boom coming from outside

Friedrich der Große: Siren?!

But Tiger and Blake recognized the noise.

Blake: Ah no, it's the engines.

Roon: What engines?

Tiger: It's complicated.

Spee: Make it simple.

Blake: That will be 3 hours of history and sciences if you want a short version, the long version takes at least 2 days nonstop.

Spee: I think again, no thanks.

Deutschland: So you just spending here, building these filthy components and dirty materials all day??

Tiger: Nah, this is our shift, next will be them.

Deutschland: Who??

Midway: Move aside, lady!

Roosevelt: We have a problem. Both of you, go with us.

Tiger: But it isn't Hamburg's shift?

Midway: He's down.

Blake: Wh-what??!

Roosevelt: Playing dumb by being blown up by those engines, now he is in the sky, uncontrollably.

Friedrich der Große: Flying?!

Eugen: Where is he??

Midway: 50 miles from here, no jokes, come on!

Blake: Then who gonna build this??

Midway: Let someone do it.

Tiger: Who?

Midway: I don't give a f*cking care. Go now!

Blake: Wait for us! Here. *give the tablet to Roon* Do for us.

Friedrich der Große: H-How?!

Blake: It's easy, read the instruction manual behind it. Easy to use, safe and fun.

They said as they run with Midway and Roosevelt.

Roon: Wait!! But we don't know how to...Now they have gone.

Eugen: So how to do this??

Friedrich der Große: Read the instruction behind it.

Behind the tablet, there is a manual stuck to it.

Roon: *flip the tablet* Here the manual. Hold this for me, Eugen. "How to build rooms, houses, places with the Holographics Programs for the first time in 3 minutes." This seems promising.

Hipper: Open it.

Roon: *flip the first page* "Step one: If this is your first time reading this, then welcome to M.P.T: Multi-purposed Primary Tablet which was the tablet you're holding it. This manual will guide you on how to use it, even you asked, force, assigned to do it."

Deutschland: Well, that was weird. Continue.

Roon: *flip another page* "Step two: To use the Holographics Programs. Press the app to activate it."

Eugen: The app?? *noticed the app* You mean this.

She pressed the app, it activated when displaying the main menu on air.

HP: Welcome, today it's a sunny day, right? What I can do for you?

Eugen: Woah!

Hipper: Cool...

Spee: Look so amazing.

Deutschland: Damn, they are really good at advance the technology.

Roon: Let's see. "Step three, when the A.I appear and ask you what you want to do, just say what you want to it."

Hipper: Let me, let me. Uhh, I want money.

HP: Are you sure about that?

Hipper: Yes!

HP: Then what are the passcodes?

Hipper: Uhh...*fake Blake's voice* Tiger?

HP: Blah, wrong. Even I recognized your voice is a fraud.

Hipper: Oh come on! Give me some!!

Eugen: Mission failed, get better next time.

Hipper: Shut up!

HP: You want free money, right?

Hipper: Yes!

HP: I have the money, but do me a favor. At least it will be ten million gems.

Hipper: Go on...

HP: The favor is...Can you give me some of your organs?

Hipper: What?!

HP: You know: liver, intestine, lungs, etc...

Hipper: Hold up!? I'm not giving you that!!

HP: Well you said you want free money so...

Eugen: Listen to it. He's right.

Roon: I will take those from you.

Hipper: Oh no no no no... I'm not doing that!

Deutschland: You want it? Go get it.

Hipper: Then how am I suppose to live??

Eugen: Just give those to him.

Hipper: No!!

Roon: I will do it slowly and painfully.

Hipper: Please don't!

HP: Actually, I'm just joking around.

Eugen: What?

HP: I don't have that function, even if I have, I'm likely would self-destruct because of the rules.

Hipper: Phew...I thought that I'm gonna die in rich soon.

HP: Erm...What do you girls need from me?

Friedrich der Große: We want to build the bridge room.

HP: Ahh, the bridge. Yes, of course. Have you read the manual?

Roon: We read the first three steps, is it enough?

HP: You could read more if you want, but I think that enough.

Deutschland: So what do we do?

HP: First, press the Create Structure under it.

Eugen: Okay. *press* Then what?

HP: Then there will be a display for you to look at the 3D design.

Eugen: Oh...

Friedrich der Große: So now we can create our own design.

Spee: I want to build something.

Deutschland: Those guys will be amazed by my designs.

Hipper: In your dreams.

Deutschland: Say again, flat chests?!

Hipper: You goddamn b*tch!

Friedrich der Große: Stop right here, we have construction to do. Or I will punish you.

Eugen: You know, you just annoying.

Hipper: If you gonna say any words, I swear that this is the last jokes you ever say.

Eugen: Okay.

Friedrich der Große: Are we going to work or what?

Deutschland: Yes, of course.

Meanwhile

At the Royal Garden

Audacious, Winston, and Hawk having a conversation with Hood and Illustrious.

Audacious: Wow, this tea is sure really good.

Winston: 100% natural with beautiful scenery.

Hawk: Hmm, you're right, but I prefer some milk and sugar. Sirius, can you bring me some coffee?

Sirius: Right away, sir.

Hood: Thanks for the compliment.

Illustrious: You really know how to taste.

Audacious: It's just one of our daily drinks every day.

Hood: So you drink something else than tea?

Winston: Wine on Monday, smoothies on Tuesday, milk tea on Wednesday.

Hawk: Beer on Thursday, soda on Friday, juice on Saturday.

Audacious: And cocktail on Sunday to start a new week.

Illustrious: That was a weird thing I've ever heard.

Hood: You're like that every week?

Winston: Not quite, sometimes it's just changed.

Hood: I see.

Illustrious: Is that Hamburg?

Illustrious pointing to the sky where they could see Hamburg is gliding in the sky, screaming for help.

Hamburg: Help Me!

Midway: We coming for you!

Tiger: Just stay there!

Hamburg: How the hell I could stay there?

Blake: Then calm down!

Hamburg: Right now?!

Then they disappeared in the sights.

Hood: Should we help him?

Hawk: Nah, he is gonna be okay.

Illustrious: I'm not sure why.

Winston: Because this is not the first time, we had seen much worse than this so no worries.

Illustrious: Your words make me worry.

A while later

Then Baltimore, Seattle, North Carolina, and her sister came in.

Baltimore: Wassup?

*insert Come and get your love*

Hawk: Hey.

Seattle: Hey.

Winston: What?!

*the end of insertion*

Washington: What just happened?

Audacious: Something you wouldn't get it.

Hawk: What are doing here?

Baltimore: Sandy wants to invite all of you to her mega-concert.

Seattle: It will be great! Do you want to join, mi amigo?

Audacious: Sound cool.

Winston: What time does it start?

Baltimore: Tomorrow evening. By the way, where is the Colossus?

Hawk: They're building Destroyer.

Hood: Destroyer?

Illustrious: It's not what they meant to be.

Hood: Then which one?

Illustrious: I will tell you later.

Carolina: Are you interested in making bands or something?

Hawk: Can we?

Carolina: Of course it's for everybody, even you guys.

Hawk: Remember the time in Academy?

Winston: Remember Midway?

Hawk: Don't-Stop-Me-Now.

Audacious: Having a good time, having a good time...

Baltimore: What good time?

Winston: It's just some old memories back then.

Hawk: Yeah.

Then they heard and see a chopper coming to them.

Audacious: Helicopter? Hawk, did you just control that?

Hawk: My choppers are still in my hangar. And I don't have anything like that!

Audacious: Then whose chopper is that?

H-44: It was I, H-44!!

They looked up to the sky and see H-44 shouting for fun.

Hawk: H-44??! How the f*ck you got that chopper?!

H-44: Retrofit, bruh.

Audacious: Bruh.

Winston: Bruh.

Hawk: Where Are The Rest?!

H-44: They're Busy At The Moment!

Because of the helicopter, they have to shout it out.

Baltimore: Do You Guys Want To Join The Concert?!

H-44: What Concert?!

Seattle: Sandy's Concert!

H-44: When?!

Hawk: Just Goddamn Get Down Here Right Now!

H-44: Okay, Chill Chill!

He then lands his helicopter near there.

H-44: Worth it.

Hawk: How many of the changes you got?

H-44: A lot, even with them.

Winston: Montana?

H-44: Yep.

Hood: Care for a cup of tea?

H-44: I'm fine, thanks.

Audacious: How was the progress?

H-44: We are currently in Phase 3 of Part 1.

Illustrious: What is Phase 3?

H-44:  We are building the interiors, later we will install engines and more.

Hood: Do you want to make a band with them?

Hawk: Oh no.

Hood: What wrong?

H-44: Hell yeah!

Winston: Never ask him like that, Hood. You just make a wrong move.

Hood: Why? What wrong about that?

H-44: About what?

Audacious: We just talking about...eh...tea!

H-44: Tea?

Winston: Yeah. Tea.

H-44: Uhm...okay. So now I have to get back to work. See you later.

Seattle: Bye, mi amigo.

Carolina: See you soon.

He returns to his helicopter. The helicopter flies away with H-44 in it.

Hawk: Now we doom.

Winston: Totally.

Audacious: Definitely.

Baltimore: But why you don't want him to sing a song?

Hawk: Not him.

Hood: Then who?

Hawk: Yashima.

Illustrious: He can sing?! But I thought...?

Audacious: Well he doesn't like to speak but sings? He would do anything to sings.

Baltimore: But why?

Winston: Because his types are really awful.

Baltimore: How awful?

Winston: He is an ear raper.

Hawk: Now we will enjoy our last time before the concert.

Sirius: Here is your coffee, sir.

Hawk: Thank you, Sirius.

But suddenly, she spilled the coffee into Hawk by accident.

Hawk: Oh sh*t!

Winston: You're okay?

Hawk: I'm fine. It's just a little burn.

Sirius: I'm so sorry, sir! Let me fix my fault!

Sirius then ripped her clothes.

Sirius: Punish me!

Winston: Oh F*ck!

Hawk: Wait! Hold On!

Audacious: Cover her!

Three of them covering her but she still trying to "fix it".

Hood: Slow down, Sirius! It's not your fault!

Audacious: Belfast! Bel! Bel!

Meanwhile

At the Sardegna Empire.

Littorio is having a coffee break at her desk.

Littorio: So quiet...

Then Giulio Cesare barge in. Make Littorio spilled almost her coffee all over the places.

Cesare: Littorio!

Littorio: God! Cesare, I've told you that you should knock the door!

Cesare: I know, but Ironblood sent a message!

Littorio: It should be good. *sip the coffee*

Cesare: Crimson Axis and Azur Lane have a Peace Treaty!

Littorio: *puff the coffee* What?!

Cesare: It said Crimson Axis and Azur Lane have a negotiation that led to peace between them!

Littorio: Since when?!

Cesare: Few hours earlier.

Littorio: But what happened?

Cesare: There aren't details about that, it just only this.

Littorio: So what now?

Cesare: But on the bright side, we now currently have no war.

Littorio: Get me connect to Bismarck!

Cesare: But she is on Azur Lane base.

Littorio: Then we will make a trip there!

Meanwhile on North Union.

Sovetskaya Rossiya is on the patrol with Tashkent, Chapayev and Gronzy.

Taahkent: I'm getting kold outta here.

Gronzy: I need my krolik-chan.

Chapayev: Hey, don't give up. We will have a nice goryachaya yeda, okay?

Rossiya: Just don't be like Gangut or Avrora. I don't wanna have vodka in my pitaniye.

The radio: H *static* Hey *static* Do you *static* read me?

Tashkent: *take the radio* What is it, Avrora?

Avrora: *radio* We got news from Royal Navy. I don't know this is bad or good.

Tashkent: Bad or good??

Rossiya: Who is that, Tashkent?

Tashkent: It's Avrora, she said Azur Lane has make something.

Avrora: *radio* It's true, comrade. I can't even believe what I just heard from them!

Rossiya: Easy, Avrora. What is the news?

Avrora: *radio* The konflikt between Azur Lane and Crimson Axis has been udalen!

This makes all girls surprised.

Chapayev: Is this dream or something?

Rossiya: Removed??! What happened?!

Avrora: *radio* I don't know but they've already made a peace treaty between them.

Gronzy: Yay!

Rossiya: Don't celebrate soon, Gronzy. We don't know is this real or fake.

Avrora: *radio* It's real. For god sake, I'm going to have a vodka after this.

Rossiya: We need to get to Azur Lane to comfirm this. Avrora, get all girls to Azur Lane.

Avrora: *radio* But who gonna keep this base safe?

Rossiya: Don't worries, it will be a quick tour.

Meanwhile in Iris Libre

Le Triomphant taking for a walk with Saint Louis and Forbin.

Triomphant: I miss my home.

Louis: Someday we will take our home back.

Forbin: This is the fifth times of the day you said that, Le Triomphant!

Triomphant: But I really miss our home!

Forbin: *sigh*

Then the phone called.

Forbin: Sorry, I have a call.

Triomphant: It's okay, do your things.

Forbin: Right, hello?

A few seconds later.

Forbin: Wait what?! Seriously?!

Triomphant: What is it?

Forbin: *cover her phone* The Azur Lane said that they have a peace negotiation with Crimson Axis!!

Louis: What?!

Triomphant: Oh thank you, Holy Mother!!

Louis: Is this a jokes?!

Forbin: No, not at all!

Louis: I still can't believe that this will be happened!

Forbin: Me neither!

Triomphant: Yes, now I can pack my luggages to come back home!

Louis: Hold on! Who is on the phoned?

Forbin: It's miss Wales.

Louis: Give me!

Forbin: *give the phone* Here.

Louis: Wales?

Wales: *phone* Yes, it's me.

Louis: Is this real?!

Wales: *phone* No kidding, it just got a few hours ago.

Louis: How? What happened?!

Wales: Cannot tell you exactly. Now you can come back home!

Louis: Oh no. We are going to your place to comfirm this.

Triomphant: Seriously?!

Louis: Yes!

Meanwhile in Vichya Dominion.

Jean Bart and Dunkerque is playing chess.

Jean: Checkmate.

Dunkerque: Think again.

Jean: Agh, you got me.

Dunkerque: This is the seventeenth times you ask me to--

Jean: Again!

Dunkerque: Oh no.

Then Gascogne came.

Dunkerque: What is it Gascogne?

Gascogne: Arrived, news from Crimson Axis coming to everyone.

Jean: What is it said?

Gascogne: Surprised, cannot defined good or bad, the Azur Lane and Crimson Axis have been signed.

Jean: Wait! Sign what?!

Gascogne: Gascogne cannot detect emotion, the peace treaty.

This makes two girls five seconds freeze.

Dunkerque: Wh...what?!

Jean: How did even happened?!

Gascogne: Remembering, Gascogne don't know why.

Dunkerque: Oh my lord.

Jean: This isn't real, is it? Crimson Axis never do that, right?

Dunkerque: That is true, but who send the message, Gascogne?

Gascogne: Remembering that person...Is from Zuikaku, aircraft carrier.

Jean: She must be joking, right?

Dunkerque: This is no good or bad, why are they doing this? Gascogne, where is Zuikaku.

Gascogne: She now in the Azur Lane base with the Emperor Nagato and Lord Bismarck.

Jean: Oh my god.

Dunkerque: Get all girls now, cause we are heading to Azur Lane base!

Jean: Wait what?!

To be continued.

A/n: I will make Arknights X Advance Warfare to combine with this story in a few chapter.