Location Azur-Lane emergency bunker

Time ???

Mike FOV

When was the last time I had a cold beer? I miss the beers with my boys.

Mike:*sigh*

Vadim:*drinks Vodka* Blyat! Lucky that I always have an emergency vodka, but soon is gonna end, blin.

Hanz: Enjoy it while you can you don't know what you can expect from those things.*loads sniper rifle*

Leon:*shivers* I remember when I met Bismarck, after the little incident.

Very little, is not like this things are capable of mass destruction, boo there just normal girls the difference is that they are SHIPGIRLS IN HEATS!

Mike: Bruh... Anyways ready to kick some Yanderic ass? Excuse me KILL some Yanderes?

Hanz: HOOD! I want ze Britz pride of the fleet ! IS MEIN!

Vadim: I must call Comrade Stalin to create a new Gulag and prepare the Gulag Express for some Capitalist, blin I remained out of Vodka*throws bottle*.

Leon: TIME TO SINK THE BISMARK AGAIN!*loads sniper*

Mike: I am gonna do a Second Midway~*loads the grenade launcher under the barrel* And I am gonna do twice the damage!

I felt once again that feeling to fight again, I feel like I was with my brothers slaughtering worse than Hitler.

Don't take this as offense thanks!

Andrè:*sigh* You crazy son of bitches, are you CRAZY?! We can't even open the bunker door! Those things are 420% camping worse than COD.

(a/n):*PTSD kicks in* F for my braincell

We looked at André, but he was right we couldn't rush with just 4 men, some ships with guns and Yandere.

Leon: Throw the vents, secret vents that connects second level with the first and this bunker.

André: You can't those ones haven't used science the Siren War! And if you make too much noise they will notice and gang bang us here!

Mike: If you do something now, those things will get bored and will blow the bunker's door with heavy artillery! We go throw vents get to the security office, Leon and Hanz snipe while I and Vadim go and have fun.

Vadim: Oiiii, blyat! I will listen Hardbass while having fun, comrade Mike thank you for reminding me to take my airpods made in USSR, you have Benn spared from Gulag, TODAY!

Mike: I prefer the Gulag, than being married with Yanderic shipgirls!

Vadim: For the first time I heard that somebody wants to go in Gulag, you made me happy! I will give you a Vodka after this things are over.

Mike: Gasmasks?

André: Yes *handles gasmasks* this gasmasks have a little oxygen supply for 1 minute, if the air is getting hot again you must retreat immediately!.

I learned my lesson, if the air is hot with Yanderes in your area, your PP will have a hard time.

Mike: Can we stop them from making the facility a freaking jacuzzi.

Andrè: Security office, you must put life support systems to 100%, to control the temperature.

Vadim: Soo, we must rush Security Office?

Leon: Not rushing, tactical rushing, use vents then make as much noise as possible, then go to level 2, take some Anti-Siren weapons.

Hanz: I want to go back to the Fatherland, can we start this already?
I want to put some bullets into those bitches.

Mike: Alright, André give me those things which were used to control Akagi, Roon and Taihou.

André:*sigh* The trio, every man's nightmare

Mike: Trio?

Leon: Wanna know what happened with the male Commander?

Mike: Yes.

Vadim: I think he's in Siberia, working as mechanic for Gulag Express.

Hanz: Let's hear it.

Leon: Roon, Akagi, Taihou the worst Yanderes, Roon is a pshyco would kill everyone near Commander just to have him, Akagi with Taihou have the same tactic, seducing, stalking and violence only when needed.

He was a good man, fought on the frontline, he lead the girls towards victory, but he didn't wanted to marry them, he just tried to be a friend as much as possible, I helped him sometimes, from the trio.

One day he was soo stressed because of his parents being in danger, he forgot to sleep, eat and even drink water and forgot the transfer papers on his desk, he wanted to became a ground commander.

Mike/Vadim/Hanz: F in the chat.

Leon: F, continuing when he came he didn't found the transfer papers, but he thought that he needed some sleep.

At 3 AM the trio breached into his room and tried to take him and punish him.

Luckily a security team was nearby, and saved him, after that he was hunted and stalked 24/7, until he lost his minds and had to retire medically.

Mike:*facepalms* Vadim, wasn't Akagi after your ass?

Vadim:*realising that shit was real* BLYAT! Comrades want to see Zarya-1? A wonderful lunar base, made by USSR.

Hanz: I heard that was abandoned.

Vadim: Let's see the reason, better than Yanderes, blyat! I think the Nazis , Japanese, Capitalist and Soviets would unite to kill them.

Hanz: Soo, Akagi is after Vadim.

André: Yep, after you Hanz is Yamato with FDG after Leon is the Bismarck-class and after Mike Kaga with Mushashi, for now.

Mike: Are chances to be more?

André: Unfortunately, yes.

Mike: Fuck.

I want a bullet in the head after this.

Leon: Soo boys, after the shocker activation we have 24 hours until they will come to normal, but with your faces stucked in their hearts, what are we gonna do?

Hanz: Operation Blitzkrieg to Pluto!

Vadim: OUR operation!

Mike: Alright, do you think we would be safe?

André: Yes, I can arrange a flight for Pluto.

Mike: That's gonna be after, now we still have to activate the shocker, let's go we have Yanderes to kill!

Leon: Remember, no shipgirls!

André: Ok, follow me I will show you the vent.

We followed André to an old vent and opened the cap.

Mike: Ahh, shit here we go again.

André: Here take this, use them in the level 3, you will die if you will get hit by this.

He gave us some darts in shape of bullets.

Mike: I think I have an empty mag, give me a marker.

I loaded some of the darts into my mag, and after I marked it, the rest followed me and entered the vent.

Timeskip

We were in the vents for more than 20 minutes and still didn't found the security office.

Mike: I feel like a Vietnamese.

Hanz: At least the were fighting Americans,we are fighting Yanderes.

Vadim: Da.

Leon: Here we take a right annnnd.

We made a right and saw a cap.

I don't like were this is going.

Leon:*kicks vent cap* SURPRISE MOTHER-

Mike: Bruh, nobody is here.

Leon:*sad noices*

Vadim:*pats Leon* Don't worry comrade if you want you can rush in Gulag after if you want.

Hanz: We are gonna skip.

Vadim:*sad russian noices*

Mike: Soo where are we?

Leon: Security office,*looks on camera* OH SHITTTT! CLOSE THE VENT AND VLAST DOORS!

Without hesitation I closed the blast doors while Hanz with Vadim closed the vent.

Mike: Soo-

???: Be good boys and open the door~

I looked on the camera saw Akagi, knocking the door.

Vadim:*loads RPG-7* I am gonna send this bitch straight to Gulag, blin.

Mike: Perfekt! We already made unnecessary attention, soo what?

Leon: Do you see that red button with a lighting on it, give it a try and look at the camera.

Vadim pressed the button and looked at the camera and saw how Akagi was electrified to a crisp.

Vadim:*happy Russian noices*

Mike: I won't ask why would you have something like that, but hey is good.

Leon: Glad you enjoyed, but-*lights go out*-FUCK! Emergency gens!

Red lights, lighted the room.

Leon: Great they killed the electricity!

Hans: Don't we need electricity to vent the facility?

Leon: We are at level one, it is ventilated by the main fans, which are *points up* on the surface.

Mike: What about the bunker?

Leon: Has direct connection with the reactor plus emergency gens, that would keep them for a month.

Mike: Soo, what are we gonna do now?

Leon:*opens blast doors* We conserve electricity, this blast doors have a hydraulic system that keep them shut, and that hydraulic system needs juice.

Mike: How much juice you have?

Leon: Security office power 100%, generators power 100%, fuel 420 litres in total.

Mike:*confused* Soo much fuel?

Leon: To use the other blast doors and electric fields we need power, and the red light is all over level one sooo, yeah.

Mike: Now what?

Leon: We use the juice we have to attract as many Yanderes in the canteen, close them and cut the power.

Mike:*sigh* FNAF Azur Lane edition! Isn't this nice?

Hanz: Well, we still have level two soo yeah!

Leon: After catching them in the canteen, I will close every blast door. Only the little vents will work to keep them alive, we don't want them to respawn.

Mike: Vadim! We have work to do!

To be continued.

Time to continue the other stories too :P.