Laffey: It's already been a few weeks since our new show has been airing.

Javelin: It's all about us 4.

Ayanami: I'm different in the show.

Z23: And so am I.

The 4 turned to me.

Javelin: What do you think of it so far?

Patrick: It's great.

Laffey: Have you been able to forget about Akagi and Crimson Axis?

Ayanami: And the things I've done?

Patrick: Sadly no.

Z23: What are some thoughts on it?

Patrick: What's good about it is that the ship girls who did not appear in the first Anime are having appearances. Like Baltimore.

Baltimore: That's right. I finally have an appearance.

Patrick: And the show has a commander who is there but does not appear on camera like the commander in "Kantai Collection".

Z23: And what don't you like about it?

Patrick: The fan service scenes in the first 2 episodes.

Laffey: Why those scenes? That's what everyone loves. Fan service scenes.

Patrick: Because the 4 of you are Lolis. And watching those types of scenes with Lolis will get people arrested. And will get demonetized if shown on YouTube.

Ayanami: What do you mean?

Patrick: There are some rules studios need to follow so they don't get arrested or demonetized. 1, no showing naked scenes of Lolis on TV and YouTube or people will get arrested. 2, Anime with uncensored scenes cannot go on shelves because stores won't allow it. And 3, scenes must be censored first or else there will be consequences.

Javelin: Oh come on. You know police can't just swat you instantly for watching fan service scenes. You shouldn't take it seriously.

Patrick: I have to take it seriously. Or else there will be consequences. Watching your shower scene in episode 1 will get people arrested and so will the bath scene from episode 2. That will get people arrested too.

Z23: Oh come on. Its not like people like NTMafia or Yusuji039 are going to swat us.

Patrick: They would. And every time I accuse NTMafia of starting fights with me he says it's always me who starts the fights.

Javelin: You already had them beat. Plus now you are rambling.

Patrick: Sorry. But still, people are gonna make police memes on your fan service scene from episode 1 and the fan service scene from episode 2.

Unicorn: We know you would never drool over Lolis.

Patrick: Becase I take it serious to never watch any Loli fan service scenes that will get people arrested.

Javelin: Onto the next subject. What if our show was dubbed in the English language?

Patrick: Then everyone would hate it. Especially the cringeworthy British and German accents.

Z23: Then what if I didn't speak in a German accent and instead in a casual default accent?

Patrick: Everyone would still hate it.

Javelin: Then what if I was voiced by a real British girl?

Patrick: It can't be done. Only high ranking studios can get foreigners to do voice acting and acting but not dubbing studios.

Laffey: Then what could make our show better in another language?

Patrick: I don't know. The fans say that the dubbing studios should leave your shows alone.

Z23: I think you made enough points about negative things. Maybe I shouldn't speak German like no speaking Russian in "Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2".

Patrick: Most studios don't care about fans. Now I better go now.