Getting Taihou
(One day after the event rerun ended)
I was playing Video Games with Long Island in her Indoor Slacker skin on two separate TVs. I was playing "MegaDimension Neptunia VII" on the Nintendo Switch since it recently came out and Long Island was playing "Call of Duty: War Zone" on the Xbox One.
Patrick: The rerun event is over.
Long Island: It sure is. What are you gonna do now?
Patrick: I think I'm gonna do two summons.
I paused my game and pulled out my smartphone then gave Akashi the order to do the two summons and she did. Then I used the quick finishers. First I got a Ranger and then...
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Taihou!
It made my eyes widen and made me spit out soda in shock.
Patrick: EH?!!!!!!!!!!
Long Island: Whoah Patrick! What's wrong?!
I showed Long Island my screen then she had the same reactions too.
Long Island: Do you know what this means?!
Patrick: Yes! Taihou is gonna be all over me!
Then the doors burst open then we slowly looked back from our gaming chairs and to our horrified shock was Taihou. Behind her was Akashi tired from running after Taihou.
Taihou: This heat, and this throbbing... We meet at last, my dear Commander! I am Taihou, unworthy as I am, at your service❤️
There she was with her red dress, her black hair braided into twin tails, and her metal hair ornament resembling a Phoenix head. She was definitely a Yandere like Akagi and Roon. She also can read minds of what someone wants.
I saved my game then I turned off the console then television.
Patrick: Sorry Long Island. But it looks like I'm gonna have to spend the rest of the day with Taihou.
Long Island: It's fine, Patrick. Let me know when you want to play another game with me.
Patrick: I will Long Island.
Then I got up from the chair and walked up to Taihou. I stopped right in front of her. She was everything what the other players of "Azur Lane" said she was. Attractive, THICC, busty, and sadistic.
Patrick: You are everything the other "Azur Lane" players say you are.
Taihou: Yes I am. Everyone was attracted to me during the 1st Anniversary of "Azur Lane" event and wanted to get me. Then when I was added to the special construction everyone else who was new to "Azur Lane" that did not play yet while the 1st Anniversary event was going on wanted to pull me because they were all attracted to me.
Patrick: I can see that. A lot of people spent their money on gems to get your skins.
Taihou: Yes they all did. They wanted to see my breasts jiggling in my live 2D animated skins. A ton of players wanted to get my Forbidden Fruit skin, my Phoenix's Spring Song skin, and my Enraptured Companion race queen skin.
Patrick: They also say that you know everything about the commanding officer you serve.
Taihou: I do. I can see that you will let me call you by your real name, Patrick...-kun.
I blushed from the way she was saying my name with "kun".
Taihou: I know everything, EVERYTHING there is to know about you, my Commander~ In fact, my Commander is my entire world.
She said the line she says when her affinity is at stranger.
Patrick: If you do already know everything about me in short time, then answer a few questions I'm going to ask. What was the first Anime I watched and first Video Game I played when I was a kid?
Taihou: Pokémon.
Patrick: Now answer this one, who is my favorite Polka musical artist?
Taihou: Weird Al Yankovic.
Patrick: Now answer this, how do I like soup?
Taihou: Plain.
Patrick: What are some of my favorite movies?
Taihou: "Avengers: Endgame", "Detective Pikachu", "Sonic The Hedgehog" movie, "Top Gun", "Pearl Harbor", "Star Wars", "Godzilla", "Ready Player One", "Fast & Furious", and "Space Jam".
(A few questions later)
Patrick: Good grief, this confirms what everyone says about you and what you say.
Taihou: It's all true, darling. Now come with me.
Taihou grabbed my hand then dragged me out and held me close to her.
Akashi: Well, nyaow Patrick is gonna get used to Taihou, nya.
Amagi: And things could get worse if he also gets Akagi and Roon.
Amagi was passing by.
Akashi: I suppose that could be true. The last thing we want is a whole base with dead bodies around killed by Taihou with a knife. We better hope that things don't get worse like in that chapter of NTMafia's Azur Lane x reader Isekai FanFiction where Belfast was acting all Yandere on Enterprise.
(Azur Lane docks).
Taihou and I were walking to the docks where all the other ships were docked. We were still arm in arm and I could feel Taihou's softness against my right arm. Taihou asked what I knew about her and I answered her question.
Patrick: You were built to be a modified version of Shokaku and Hiryu. The only battle you were in was the Battle of the Philippine Sea. You fought with Zuikaku and Shokaku. And you got sunk by Albacore.
Taihou: I was too young to get destroyed. Then Albacore sunk me. I can never forget that.
Patrick: Just like the others from Sakura Empire and Iron Blood you hold a grudge against the vessel that sunk you.
Taihou: I do.
Patrick: Most of them move on from what they've done, including Albacore.
Taihou: It's still hard for me to forgive. But you've forgiven some of everyone from Sakura Empire and Iron Blood for what they've done for betraying humanity. All except Akagi and Kaga.
Patrick: Exactly, they were nothing but villains to me. In the game and in the Anime. I could never forgive them for betraying humanity and siding with the Sirens. Even now I still see them as villains.
Taihou: I hate them too. I'm a much better Yandere than Akagi, especially Roon. Akagi is sadistic and has an evil smirk. And Kaga is mean and disrespectful.
Patrick: I generally prefer Zuikaku, Shokaku, and you because you 3 carriers have no animal features and are more human than them.
Taihou: And they are completely guilty like how you think they are.
As we got to an open spot for Taihou she summoned her vessel as cubed came out of her and materialized into an aircraft carrier.
Taihou: NTMafia and Yusuji039 always like swatting you every time you are with a Loli.
Patrick: That's right. Every time I'm doing something with a Loli they always like swatting me even if I'm not doing anything wrong to a Loli. They always like countering whatever I throw at them. When I got Nagato I was finally able to beat them. They keep making the FBI not normal humans and as super powerful humans.
Taihou: If they try to lay a finger on you again to try to arrest you...
A dark black and purple background appeared behind Taihou then her eyes turned Yandere souless.
Taihou: I'll have to dispose of them to make sure that they never try to arrest you again my Commander Patrick.
Patrick: They keep making themselves unstoppable especially NTMafia's gang. It was a pain to force them out of the base before they knocked me and the ship girls out and destroyed the building we were in and escaped from the explosion. They had gotten the better of me that time. I had to undo the mind control the NTMafia gang had on Akashi and use the Ban Hammer and Death Note multiple times and whatever I could think of to force them out but they kept using Giorno's powers and they got the better of us like I said before.
Then the background behind Taihou disappears and her eyes return to normal.
Taihou: Then with my love for you and with my Yandere personality I'll make myself unstoppable for them to defeat and I'll have the last laugh on them.
Patrick: Thank you Taihou.
Taihou: Anything for you, darling.
(Later)
Taihou got settled in very quickly as expected. Right now she was drinking green tea with Zuikaku and Shokaku.
I watched them with Intrepid.
Intrepid: I think you're favorite ship girls are mostly aircraft carriers.
Patrick: I haven't thought about it before but now I just realized that. Enterprise, Yorktown, Hornet, Illustrious, Unicorn, Zuikaku, Shokaku, Long Island, Essex, and you Intrepid.
Intrepid: Now you have Taihou, another aircraft carrier.
Patrick: I better get going. I have some playing to do in "MegaDimension Neptunia VII".
I sit up and leave.
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