I was going to Enterprise's room. Then I knocked on the door.

Patrick: Enterprise? It's me. I'd like to discuss with you about Code G.

When I entered in...

The shocked sound effect played and then my eyes widened in fear then the scene turned darker.

Patrick: ...E...En...Enterprise...? Enterprise?

In Enterprise's dorm room was Enterprise dead with a stab wound through the heart. I rushed in and picked her corpse up.

Patrick: NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOO!!! ENTERPRISE! WHY?! Who murdered you?! What kind of ship girl would murder you?! My number 1 favorite ship girl! WHY?! WHY?! You were my favorite protagonist!

Then my eyes started glowing red then the background turned red with black. Then black covered me and Enterprise except for the red eyes.

Patrick: ...Who ever you are... who ever did this to Enterprise... You'll pay for this! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Then I turned into a Super Saiyan and now my eyes were glowing yellow.

Patrick: I'LL FIND YOU! WHEN I FIND YOU! I'LL KILL YOU! YOU'RE DEAD! YOU HEAR ME?! I'M GONNA TEAR YOU APART LIMB FROM LIMB ONCE I FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE!

I grabbed an intercom from out of nowhere then spoke through it transmitting through the speakers.

Patrick: SHIP GIRLS! ASSEMBLE! COMMANDER'S ORDERS NOW!

(Dead body reported).

I had gathered my ship girls in the red room where it appeared in the Anime. Since the limit was 10 I had chosen Akagi, Kaga, Taihou, Zuikaku, Shokaku, Prinz Eugen, Belfast, and Saratoga.

I was still angry and was pointing at my 3 suspects Akagi, Kaga, and Taihou.

Patrick: YOU! IT HAS TO BE ONE OF YOU THREE! ONE OF YOU THREE KILLED ENTERPRISE!

Kaga: WHAT?! Oh that's just ridiculous, Patrick! That's not fair! Why?! BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING AKAGI AND I HAVE DONE WITH MAKING A DEAL WITH THE SIRENS IN BOTH THE GAME AND THE ANIME?! And because of how my sister and Taihou are murderous Yanderes?! Why do you always start with accusing us and everyone else from Crimson Axis instead of starting with accusing anyone else from Azur Lane?!

Akagi: YEAH! Why do always accuse us first every time?! Why aren't you accusing anyone else besides the three of us?!

Taihou: Exactly?! I may be a Yandere but you said to me and to Akagi to never kill anyone of your favorites including Enterprise! Since you got me and Akagi you made strict rules for us to follow to never kill anyone or to get all jealous because you hated Yanderes less than Tsunderes!

Patrick: NO! I KNOW IT'S ONE OF YOU BECAUSE YOU AKAGI AND KAGA HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT EVIL VILLAINS AND TROUBLE MAKERS TO ME SINCE I WAS GETTING INTO THE FRANCHISE! AND YOU TAIHOU! YOU AND AKAGI HAVE BEEN SCARING EVERYONE AWAY WITH YOUR STARE WITH SOULLESS EYES! I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF YOU FROM CRIMSON AXIS! I'M GONNA THROW ONE OF YOU INTO A PRISON CELL LIKE HOW YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THROWN IN PRISON AT THE END OF THE ANIME, AKAGI AND KAGA!

Kaga: OH THAT'S NOT FAIR! YOU STILL REFUSE TO FORGIVE US FOR EVERYTHING WE'VE DONE!

Akagi: Look I know what I did was wrong but I had to do what a villain would do to bring their dead family back from the dead without a second thought and that I only cared about Kaga and stopped fighting with her because she was something left of Amagi to me, but it doesn't mean you should always put the blame on me! It was the Sirens that tricked me and Kaga, so the blame should mostly go to them!

Patrick: SHUT UP YOU EVIL DEMONS!

My outburst actually frightened Akagi and Kaga.

Patrick: YOU LET YOURSELVES GET TRICKED BY THE SIRENS AND ACTED LIKE THE TYPE OF VILLAINS THAT WANTED TO BRING THEIR DEAD FAMILY BACK FROM THE DEAD AND TURNED CYNICAL REFUSING TO LET GO OF AMAGI'S DEATH! The blame goes to Akagi on top of the Sirens!

Taihou: Someone please defend us. Zuikaku, Shokaku, we fought against the Sirens today right? I maybe a Yandere, but I would never go that far and kill Patrick's number 1 favorite ship girl, Enterprise.

Zuikaku: Yes we did. I don't know why most of the suspects here are from Sakura Empire with Prinz Eugen from Iron Blood. I only wanted to beat the Grey Ghost in one battle. But I would never go that far to kill her when all I ever wanted was to surpass her as a rival.

Shokaku: I would never want to kill Enterprise either. Especially like what happened in Episode 8 when she didn't know what she was doing and almost killed me, Zuikaku, and Ayanami.

Patrick: I can see that, Shokaku.

Zuikaku: If the Sirens offered me a chance to bring Shokaku back from the dead if she was killed, I will never make a deal with them.

Shokaku: Neither would I if Zuikaku was killed.

Outside the doors were the 4 starter ships with Unicorn, San Diego not wearing her retrofit outfit, and Hammann.

Z23: He's really angry for what happened to Enterprise.

Ayanami: And he first accused Akagi, Kaga, and Taihou.

Unicorn: His angry voice was really scary through the speakers.

Javelin: Hornet and Yorktown are crying in their dorm rooms over the death of their sister.

Laffey: They won't leave their dorm rooms either.

San Diego: At least I wasn't selected to be one of the 10 to be accused of murder because of how I've been getting abused in the Anime.

Patrick: Alright. All in favor that we should throw Akagi and Kaga into a prison cell!

Everyone raised their hands. And then a cutaway where Akagi and Kaga were thrown into a prison cell.

(Akagi and Kaga were thrown into a prison cell. Akagi and Kaga were not the imposter).

I decided to have Belfast stay with me because I didn't want to lose my number 2 favorite ship girl.

Patrick: Someone here is a Siren imposter posing as a ship girl.

Belfast: Was it really right time acuse Akagi and Kaga? Clearly you are blinded by rage and grudges against Crimson Axis.

Patrick: I don't know what to say, Belfast. I still can't forgive Akagi and Kaga for everything they've done.

The alarm sounded off.

(Dead body reported).

Patrick: Who's dead now?!

Zuikaku: Taihou was killed!

Patrick: What?!

Now Taihou was dead.

Now we were back in the same room.

Patrick: Looks like it wasn't Taihou either.

Shokaku: Then who do you suspect next?

Patrick: If I had to choose... I ACCUSE!

I pointed at my next suspect.

Patrick: PEINZ EUGEN!

Prinz Eugen: EHHHHH?! Mich?! Warum ich?!

Patrick: When I started getting into the franchise I saw you as a villain but after seeing the truth I still didn't like you. And you and Iron Blood were gonna steal the Orochi.

Prinz Eugen: You Dummkopf! You're blinded by rage and grudges against Crimson Axis!

Then there was a cut away of Prinz Eugen getting thrown into a prison cell next to Akagi and Kaga.

(Prinz Eugen was not the imposter).

I was walking down a hallway thinking about a few things.

Patrick: I can't control myself. I keep putting the blame on someone from Crimson Axis. If it isn't the demon foxes, the Phoenix, or the German ara ara girl. Then who else could it be.

???: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I heard a scream. I rushed down a hallway and into a random room where I saw another victim that terrified me.

Unicorn laid lifeless with her Unicorn plushie Yuni/U-Chan. I turned myself into a Shota and picked her up.

Patrick: NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOO!!! Unicorn! WHY?! WHY?! Who did this to you?! Why did it have to be you too?! You were like a little sister to me! I pledged my vow oath to you! It's not fair!

Then my eyes started glowing red then the background turned red with black just like before. Then black covered me and Unicorn except for the red eyes.

Patrick: ...Who ever you are... who ever did this to Unicorn... You have gone too far!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I glowed with energy coming out of me.

Patrick: I'LL FIND YOU! WHEN I FIND YOU! I'LL KILL YOU! YOU'RE DEAD! YOU HEAR ME?! ONCE I FIND YOU! I WILL... MURDER YOU FOR KILLING ENTERPRISE AND UNICORN!

I grabbed another intercom from out of nowhere then spoke through it transmitting through the speakers.

Patrick: LOLI SHIP GIRLS! ASSEMBLE! COMMANDER'S ORDERS NOW!

(Dead body reported).

This time I gathered Laffey, Javelin, Ayanami, Z23, Akagi-Chan, Hammann, Yukikaze, and Shigure instead of my previous suspects because I now suspected that the imposter was one of my Loli ship girls. I was still a Shota.

I was pointing at one of my suspects. Akagi-Chan.

Patrick: YOU! IT HAS TO BE YOU AGAKI-CHAN! YOU KILLED UNICORN!

Akagi-Chan: WHAT?! Oh that's just ridiculous, Patrick! That's not fair! Why?! BECAUSE OF HOW I LOOK LIKE A VILLAIN LIKE AKAGI! YOU'RE MY SLAVE AND I COMMAND YOU TO STOP THIS AT ONCE!

PATRICK: SHUT UP!

I smashed a chair on Akagi-Chan and made her fall back with broken pieces.

Patrick: I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE YOU DEMON! I HATE YOU JUST AS MUCH AS I HATE AKAGI AND KAGA! AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE A LOLI! YOU'RE A MURDERER AND A LIAR AND A VILLAIN!

Laffey: Now that's strange, why hasn't anyone broken through the windows yet?

Ayanami: Look outside.

Laffey looked outside and saw everyone I had gathered to defend myself after getting Nagato and a ton more characters I had called in. She saw the pride troopers from Universe 11 from "Dragon Ball Super", Gurren Lagann, a few overpowered characters, KITT from "Knight Rider", Dr. Slump and Arale, Rohan Kishibe, and all the Power Rangers.

Laffey: Oh. Now I see. He's always perfectly prepared.

Javelin: And this time he got to the Avangers, Justice League, Saitama, Jotaro, and Giorno first before anyone else did.

Patrick: I should of retired you earlier but I was unable to do that because I had to use you with Battlecruiser Kaga.

Hammann: What about me?! Why do you also suspect me too?!

Patrick: I don't like you Hammann. You Tsunderes make me sick. And you have ugly cat ears!

Hammann: How dare you say that to a girl you pervert!

I put on Meloidas' scary face to scare Hammann.

Patrick: SHUT UP HAMMANN!

Hammann: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

I scared her so much that she cartoon launched herself up and went headfirst into the ceiling and got stuck.

Patrick: I hate Tsunderes like you Hammann. I should just retire you to get rid of you.

Hammann: NO PLEASE DON'T!

Hammann managed to free herself and rushed back to the ground and pleaded to me.

Hammann: PLEASE DON'T RETIRE ME! I won't call you that again!

Patrick: Fine. All in favor that Akagi-Chan is the imposter!

Everyone raised their hands then we threw Akagi-Chan into a prison cell.

(Akagi-Chan was not the imposter).

The starter ships stayed in the room.

Javelin: He really is blinded by rage and grudges against Crimson Axis.

Ayanami: He would only have suspicions on Crimson Axis first because of everything we've done for betraying humanity and leaving our home countries defenseless against the Sirens.

Laffey: And he never suspects his top favorite ship girls.

Z23: And he doesn't feel attracted to anyone in Iron Blood, all except Bismarck.

Javelin: We at least need to help him or else more of his favorite ship girls will get killed. Which includes us too.

Z23: But how?

Javelin: How can we help Patrick?

Everyone thought before coming up with an answer.

Everyone: NAGATO!

(Nagato's home).

Nagato: I can help you. As a Shrine Maiden I can uncover the truth.

Ayanami: Arigato, Nagato-Sama. We appreciate your help.

(Later: Dead bodies reported).

This time it was Zuikaku and Shokaku.

Nagato had gathered all my previous suspects. I was there too.

Nagato: I'm sure you're all wondering why I have gathered you all here. As you all know, some of Patrick's favorite ship girls have been killed by the imposter in this room. But, there is a way to uncover the truth. I will use my spiritual powers and reveal the truth.

Nagato closed her eyes and started channeling her spiritual power inside of her. After a few seconds she opened her eyes.

Nagato: I have figured out that the imposter is...!

Then she pointed her finger at the real imposter like Phoenix Wright.

Nagato: Saratoga!

Saratoga smirked then laughed before changing into Purifier.

Purifier: YES IT WAS ME! I killed Enterprise, Taihou, Unicorn, Zuikaku, and Shokaku! But now the fun has come too an end! Now try and stop me!...

Patrick: ORA!

I punched Purifier so hard in the face and made her bleed. I had red eyes in me and a lot of rage.

Patrick: IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR KILLING MY FAVORITE SHIP GIRLS AND RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!

First I seven paged Ora her then I killed her with a Kamehameha.

Patrick: KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally I calmed down.

Patrick: Finally I got my revenge. Thanks Nagato.

Nagato: You are welcome Patrick.

We went outside to where everyone was still here.

Patrick: I need one of you to bring my favorite ship girls back. Goku? Can you have Shenron bring them back to life?

Goku: Yes of course. I brought the 7 dragon balls with me. Eternal Shenron! I summon you fourth!

With that, Goku summoned the dragon, Shenron as the sky got covered in dark clouds.

Shenron: I am Shenron. I shall grant you any one wish that is within my power. Now speak.

Goku: Shenron, bring Patrick's favorite ship girls back to life that were killed by Purifier.

Shenron: Your wish is granted.

Then his red eyes glowed then all my favorite ship girls appeared from a flash of light in front of us.

Patrick: GIRLS!

We got into a group hug.

Shenron: Your wish has been granted. Farewell.

Then Shenron disappeared then the dragon balls went separate ways.

Patrick: Well, now the chapter is over.

Akagi: HEY! Aren't you even going to apologize for accusing us thinking that we were the imposter!

Everyone who was thrown in prison were out and were angry at me.

I suit a cold faced expression at them then sighed.

Patrick: *sigh* Fine. I'm sorry.

Akagi: There.

Patrick: This idea came from this parody video of "Among Us" on YouTube

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