Growing up with a single dad and being genderfluid. I had to learn to defend myself

My awesome dad taught me many methods of dealing with rapists, players, fuck boys and possible assassins. So all the ladies listen up and take notes. Guys you may want to listen aswell

Let's say your out to dinner and the guy you are with is a real fuck boy and player. You can do multiple things. Either

•Get all of the most expensive items on the menu then ditch him with the bill and a kick in the ball
•Be cold and make sure the night goes horribly for him. You'll enjoy it
My personal favorite
•Add a few drops of highly concentrated alcohol into his drink. He'll pass out with the bill and a massive headache and the worst hangover
•If he is an assassin and he leaves the table once he poisons your drink swap the glasses

If you are going to get raped then either

•Kick the rapist in the balls then a few good hits in the jaw and then a punch to the gut should knock them out or immobilize them long enough to escape
•If you have long sharp nails dig your nails into them and make sure it is painful and drops blood. If they don't budge then do the first tip to them

If the fuckboy or player hits on you then just either

•Agree to a date and never show then erase them from your life, make sure they spend a lot of money on the date its a little fun extra if you would like to go the extra mile
•Slap them and walk away. If the grab your wrist then punch them in the gut. When they double over roundhouse kick them in the head or face
•Just kick them in the balls and leave

Now for the special tips: How to deal with perverted midgets

•Wear long baggy clothing that doesn't reveal anything or cling to your body
•If they are trying to look up your skirt then boot the fucker as far as possible. No one will miss them. Probably
•Make sure to wear a longer skirt. No academy rules say the skirts can't be longer

Tokoyami: Was that last one directed towards Mineta

Nope just in general ^^