"Are you going to get River?" Amy asked from the stairs. The Doctor jumped and whirled around. "Oh, you're awake."

She walked down the steps. "Yes, I am. Is that who you're going to get? Because Rory and I haven't exactly seen her that much." He ran a finger through his hair. "Yes, I am. I wanted to... I just miss her." He finished his sentence quietly. "We miss her too, you know." Amy told him, leaning against the console.

He looked up at her. "After our date tonight, I'll come wake you up and you two can see her. How's that?"

Amy rolled her eyes. "And after you finish snogging." She muttered. The Doctor turned red. "I just- I mean, I... That's River's humanyness."

"Humanyness?

"Yes."

"And I suppose it was all her humanyness that woke me and Rory up, what, a month ago?" She asked, smirking. The Doctor gulped. "She makes me act humany, ok? All of you Ponds do."

Amy gave him a weird look. "I'm your mother in law. Gross." The Doctor groaned at that. "Not what I meant, Amy. Definitely not."

Amy laughed. "I know. It's fun to get you blushing so much, though." The Doctor sighed. "Like mother, like daughter."

"Hey, she's the one who taught me how to flirt. We're gonna be alike."

He scrunched up his face. "Good to know." Amy grabbed the fez off his head. "I know."

"Give it back!" The Doctor whined, chasing her aroung the console. "As if! River doesn't like it, so you don't wear it out on a date with her." She said, stopping and putting it behind her back. "But I like it! Amy!"

"No. Also, something else she likes is chocolate. Fun fact. And being surprised. Good luck with the surprised one, though. I've got serious doubts it's gonna happen." She told him seriously. "Chocolate? Why does that matter?"

"I don't know. She's your wife. I'm keeping the fez, by the way." She called back, walking back to her room.

Chocolate? He scratched his head. Maybe if....

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The TARDIS landed outside River's cell. She ignored it for a minute. She was working on reading a book about the Slytheen family.

The Doctor walked out to her cell and cleared his throat. "Let me finish this page." She said, holding up a finger. He soniced the lock and walked in. "Ok, what is- what are you wearing?" She asked with disbelief.

"A chocolate fez." He stated. She sighed. "And why are you wearing it?"

He shrugged. "Your mother told me that you didn't like fezzes. And she told me you liked chocolate. So I decided to make a chocolate fez! Like it now?"

River rolled her eyes. "She told you that I liked chocolate?" The Doctor nodded happily. "That's not what she meant, honey."

He gave her a confused expression. "Well, I don't know what she meant. But what do you think? I had it hardened so it wouldn't get in my hair." He said proudly.

River yanked him towards her by the lapels. "I think we could do something a little more... fun." She purred into his ear. "Like what?"

"You tell me." She said, gently nipping at his earlobe.

Amy looked through the crack in the door, amused. Oh, yes. River had done the same thing to Rory when they were kids. Somewhat the same. But Rory's reaction and the Doctor's reaction were completely different. A chocolate fez? Seriously? Just so River would like his hats.

She closed the door and went to lay down beside Rory. "Was that River? I thought I heard her. What happened?" Rory mumbled to her.

Amy smiled. "Nothing much. You know what they say. Like mother, like daughter."