(Whatsapp)
(Subject: Beach Party)
(K/DA universe)
(Here it is. I hope I lived up to the high expectations I left the last chapter.)

Ahri: I'd like to officially welcome you all to this private party!

Ahri: I hope it's worth it because I rented this entire island for it.

Mordekaiser: thanks for the invite.

Ekko: yeah.

Ekko: always loved K/DA, and I finally get to meet you all.

Ahri: I'm an amazing person, so I prepared this entire island for all of us.

Kai'sa: wait, wasn't this originally just for Grey?

Sona: quite the act, you dump fox.

Tiara: no one is buying it.

Ahri: okay, I'm just trying to be a good host, but you people ain't worth it.

Grey: at least you tried.

Ahri: thanks, it's good to know that SOMEONE at least appreciates my attempts.

Senna: literally the first two replies were gratitude towards you.

Ahri: did they come from my boyfriend who I'm trying to make sure doesn't leave me for a mute hoe?

Ahri: no? Then shut up and enjoy the party.

Sona: @ me next time, cowardly b*tch.

Yasuo: shouldn't Greetings usually be face to face?

Evelynn: yeah, where are you?

Akali: literally the second we got her she ran inside the beach house to get all the chocolate sundae she stashed here.

Akali: thankfully, Grey is stopping her.

Akali: she just used the puppy eyes on him.

Akali: ngl, I helped her too.

Akali: now me and Ahri are sitting on the couch eating ice-cream while Grey is shaking his head in shame.

Grey: I hate my life.

Sona: probably because you started dating Ahri.

Tiara: ^

Brite: honestly, having Tiara as a sibling would have made him say that whether he was or wasn't dating Ahri.

Tiara: wanna say that to my face?

Brite: no thanks, I choose to keep MY face.

Tiara: but scrapping someone's face off is fun!

Brite: how is that fun?

Tiara: didn't say it would be fun for you.

Yorick: are your groupchats usually this messy?

Kai'sa: actually, we're being pretty calm right now.

Kayle: now I'm a little interested in seeing how they are when they're chaotic.

Kai'sa: no, no you wouldn't.

Kai'sa: I think our groupchat caused me some trauma.

Qiyana: who freaking cares?

Qiyana: we're here to have fun, so are we gonna party or not?

Ahri: okay, I guess that's enough fooling around. So, let's get changed and have fun!

(after everyone changed into swimsuits and moved to the beach.)

Solas: wow, there's a volleyball field!

Ekko: surf boards!

Mordekaiser: barbecue grills!

Yasuo: a bar!

Ahri: I pretty much prepared everything.

Akali: okay, surf's up!

Akali: who's up for a surfing competition?

Ekko: I'm in.

Olaf: me too.

Yasuo: count me in.

Brite: I'll be there in a second.

Kayle: I'm going to destroy all of you.

Evelynn: I would join if it means that I don't have to watch Senna and Lucian act all lovey dovey anymore.

Senna: screw off.

Kai'sa: come on, everyone, we're here to have fun, not argue.

Tiara: I thought that we're here just so you idiots can make up for all the trouble you made to Grey.

Kai'sa: that too.

Yasuo: gotta say, you girls look lovely in those swimsuits.

Lucian: unless you want to be filled with bullets, keep your eyes to yourself.

Grey: I don't want to sound possessive, but I swear they won't even be able to tell if your corpse is that of a human, so back off.

Senna: God, I love when my man's showing dominance.

Ahri: preach, sister!

Yasuo: calm down.

Yasuo: I'm a strict follower of the bro-code. No way would I touch a bro's woman.

Ekko: mad respect, bro.

Evelynn: As much as I hate to admit it, Qiyana has a nice ass.

Qiyana: I do, don't I.

Qiyana: sadly for you, I'm straight, so f*ck off.

Evelynn: that's what the maid that's supposed to clean our cabins said, and now she's naked on a bed trying to think on how to tell her husband she slept with someone else, a woman nonetheless.

Ahri: Seriously, Eve?

Evelynn: you brought a pretty girl wearing a maid outfit to clean our rooms, WTF did you expect to happen?

Akali: yeah, you're kind of to blame here for not seeing this coming, Ahri.

Ahri: Evelynn, for the love of God, can you keep it in your pants?

Evelynn: ha!

Evelynn: you say that like there's actually a chance.

Ahri: (Wait, how are you texting? I can see you in the water surfing.)

Evelynn: (If I drive 300 miles an hour in a crowded street and still text, what's stopping me from texting while surfing.)

Evelynn: anyway, if we're talking about asses, then I think Tiara wins this topic.

Qiyana: I hate that b*tch, but damn that's one fine ass.

Tiara: damn straight!

Tiara: but this ass is called for, so you can just gawk knowing it will never be yours.

Solas: I don't know how to react to this conversation.

Tiara: if you want this ass to stay "called for" then you're going to shut up and let your girlfriend gloat or you're spending this trip sleeping on the Sands.

Ahri: what about me?

Grey: honestly, you have a good body overall, Ahri.

Grey: you're pretty much balanced everywhere.

Kai'sa: your figure is pretty good, actually.

Ahri: thanks.

Ahri: also, your figure is good too, Kai'sa. I'm sure you can seduce Sivir when she gets here.

Kai'sa: really? Right when everyone is here?

Qiyana: Puh-lease.

Qiyana: everyone here knew you were gay.

Yorick: sorry, but it's kind of obvious.

Kayle: Plus, Evelynn sort of posted it on Twitter.

Evelynn: your welcome.

Kai'sa: T_T.

Mordekaiser: if we're talking about nice bodies, then we should probably include Sona.

Akali: NO!

Qiyana: hell naw!

Sona: what the hell did I do?

Evelynn: you're broken as f*ck!

Sona: I honestly don't know what you're talking about.

Ahri: to put it simply, you're body is not fair!

Ahri: seriously, how can you be that top and bottom heavy, yet still remain perky and slim!?!?

Lucian: Sona is a little too pretty to be normal.

Senna: STOP STARRING AT OTHER WOMEN!

Senna: but damn, Sona's hot.

Lucian: (Oh, so I can't stare at other women, but YOU can?)

Senna: (If you can honestly tell me that you would mind seeing me make out with another girl, I'll apologize.)

Lucian: (No comment.)

Karthus: if there is a God, then he purposely took Sona's voice and repaid her with the body of a goddess.

Akali: that was poetic.

Akali: wait, Kayle, you're an angel, don't you know if God is real?

Kayle: oh yeah, he's real.

Kayle: nice guy.

Kayle: but he hates Mordekaiser, apparently.

Mordekaiser: wait, what? Why?

Kayle: I don't know.

Kayle: but he keeps talking about another Mordekaiser, referring to him as the "Iron Revenant".

Kayle: keeps saying that he refuses to fade, and that he broke the natural cycle of life and death.

Ekko: it's times like these that my belief in the multiverse theory gets stronger.

Yasuo: if that theory is true, then I really hope the other me isn't some kind of anime cliche like a wondering Swordsman accused of a crime he didn't commit and had to fight his own family.

Yasuo: that would suck.

Evelynn: Sona has been awfully quiet during this conversation, even for a mute.

Sona: I've been busy using this broken body of mine to seduce Grey.

Ahri: WHAT!?!?

Grey: I swear I'm trying to ignore her.

Sona: judging by the shape of his pants, I don't think it's working.

Ahri: sjksehjsssbue.

Ahri: Where are you!

Sona: why would I tell you?

Ahri: GREY, ANSWER!

Sona: he can't.

Sona: I took his phone and stashed it in my bottoms.

Sona: so, unless he's going to put his hand there and help me "scratch an itch" then he ain't getting his phone back anytime soon.

Ahri: you f*cking b*tch!

Sona: you actually have no choice in the matter. Even if you knew where we are, you'll just watch unless you want me to kick you out.

Ahri: WTF!?!? you can't kick me out! I rented this entire island!

Sona: Yes? I can?

Sona: this island is property of the Buvelle family. We can still cancel the deal. it says right there in the contract.

Sona: did you not even finish reading when you signed it?

Akali: Ahri, is that true?

Ahri: hold on, let me check.

Ahri: holy shit, she's right!

Olaf: you own an island?

Kayle: how come you never told us?

Sona: first, you never asked.

Sona: second, technically, I don't own "an island", but I own "Islands".

Sona: this island and the next three in a row.

Senna: WTF?

Sona: I also own a mountain in the Himalayas.

Qiyana: HOW RICH ARE YOU!?!?!?!?

Sona: rich enough to buy Grey who is a world renowned Rockstar, but Tiara is being a stubborn b*tch and keeps turning my offers down.

Tiara: honestly, her latest offer was tempting.

Tiara: I didn't even know it was possible to put that many zeroes in one check.

Tiara: a check that came from Buvelle's banking, too.

Sona: yeah, my family owns banks too.

Evelynn: I truly didn't think it was possible to be aroused by mere envy, but Sona just proved me wrong.

Grey: I just caught up with what I missed, and you tried to buy me?

Sona: let's see, a handsome, humble, caring, and honest boyfriend that actually listens to his lover and always does his best to make sure their happy.

Sona: I'd say you're worth it.

Solas: wait, how did you get your phone back, Grey.

Ahri: IF YOU FINGERED SONA TO GET IT BACK SO HELP ME!

Grey: I didn't finger anyone!

Ahri: I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT'S A LIE!

Grey: for the love of Sif.

Grey: I didn't finger anyone BUT you.

Ahri: okay, NOW he's telling the truth.

Tiara: Urghh, gross.

Tiara: anyway, how are you texting?

Grey: this is my back-up phone.

Lucian: you have a backup phone?

Grey: living with these people, I learned to have a backup everything.

Solas: can't blame you, to be honest.

Mordekaiser: Who's up for some Volleyball!

Solas: I'm in.

Brite: me too.

Grey: might as well do something fun.

Akali: I'm just done surfing, but I could play a little longer.

Qiyana: let me show you all how to play right.

Evelynn: I don't think it's fair for you two to play.

Akali: why?

Evelynn: because you're midgets.

Akali: I'm not a midget! I grew up since we met!

Qiyana: come say that to my face, wh*re!

Evelynn: first, Akali, making your hair longer and messier to make yourself look longer doesn't count as "growing up".

Evelynn: second, Qiyana, I want you to look at those who are playing, and tell me you can actually compete with them in volleyball.

Qiyana: f*ck.

Qiyana: why are you all so tall?

Brite: I really don't want to say this, but you're kind of short, tbh.

Brite: Akali is, too.

Akali: I hate ya'll.

Akali: anyway, I want Kai'sa, Evelynn, and Ahri on my team.

Yasuo: didn't they kidnap you?

Olaf: wait, who kidnapped who?

Akali: that's pretty much how this whole mess started.

Tiara: I thought this whole mess began because you weren't loyal to your group.

Evelynn: that reminds me, you people should probably keep an eye on Akali before she tries to cheat on you with another group.

Qiyana: don't worry, I had Ekko bug all her clothes.

Akali: WHAT!?!?

Akali: EKKO, WTF!?!?

Ekko: I'm sorry! She made me do it!

Akali: HOW!?!?

Qiyana: by punching him in the face until he said yes.

Tiara: seriously?

Tiara: what are you? a barbarian?

Tiara: use a club. That would have been more effective and kept your hands clean.

Qiyana: my "beat-a-guy-into-submission" club was at the washer then.

Ekko: your what?

Senna: I have mine right now, and it's aiming at Lucian's crotch.

Senna: unless he wants to lose chances of us ever having children, then he should stop staring at Sona and Evelynn as they play Volleyball.

Lucian: I don't think you have the guts to go through with that threat.

Kayle: judging by that girlish scream we just heard, I'd say she had the guts to go through with that threat.

Senna: don't worry, I know someone who can fix him.

(A Volleyball game later)

Ahri: HACKS! F*CKING HACKS!

Tiara: how can someone use hacks in real life volleyball?

Brite: besides, you were using magic this whole game.

Ahri: THEN HOW DID YOU KEEP WINNING!?!?

Grey: Teamwork, Ahri.

Grey: we had teamwork, your team just kept trying to steal shots from each other.

Ahri: we really should have a team-bonding day or activity.

Kai'sa: I'm actually wondering why we didn't do that already.

Mordekaiser: anyway, I'm starving.

Mordekaiser: who's up for some barbecue?

Tiara: I'm in!

Evelynn: someone go get meat to cook, me, Qiyana, Tiara, Mordekaiser, Karthus, and Olaf are going to start the fire.

Grey: that list of names is rather concerning if put in one sentence.

Tiara: Grey, please.

Tiara: literally all we're going to do is start a barbecue fire.

Grey: fine, then me and Ahri are going to go get some meat.

Ahri: and make out.

Ahri: suck it, Sona.

Sona: so, what you're saying is, while you're just stuck with his lips, I get to suck him off?

Ahri: WHAT!?!?! NO!!!!!!

Sona: sorry, but the decision is made, and I'm coming over.

Grey: no one is sucking off anyone!

Grey: we're just getting stuff to cook, and that's it!

Yasuo: are you sure that no one is getting sucked off.

Yasuo: because Lucian and Senna went towards their cabin after a few drinks and haven't been texting for a while.

Akali: yeah, plus Senna has been talking about making Lucian feel better.

Grey: they're married, they can do what they want.

Brite: that's fair.

Brite: but someone should probably go and tell them that we're making dinner.

Evelynn: I'll do it.

Ahri: no.

Ahri: Akali will go.

Evelynn: what?

Ahri: we both know that you'll just use your magic to join in, so no.

Akali: do I have to?

Ahri: did I stutter?

Akali: ffs.

Mordekaiser: okay, the fire's ready! Where's the meat!

Grey: we're coming over right now.

Grey: gotta say, that's some pretty impressive and huge fire.

Ahri: wait a minute, I just remembered that I didn't bring any firewood.

Ahri: how did you make it? Did you cut down one of the trees?

Tiara: nah.

Tiara: we just tore the boat apart and burned the pieces.

Grey: please, for the love of whatever deity you worship, tell me you're not talking about the boat we used to get here.

Tiara: okay, it's not.

Grey: are you saying that because I asked you?

Tiara: yes.

Ahri: wow.

Ahri: I think this is the first time I see Grey cursing.

Sona: don't worry, Grey.

Sona: I can just order us a yacht.

Qiyana: of course you would own a yacht, why wouldn't you?

Grey: Thank you, Sona, that actually does make me feel better.

Sona: I can do a lot of things that can make you feel better, but we sort of have to cook dinner now.

Senna: okay, me and Lucian are here.

Senna: wow, that's a big fire.

Senna: and where did the boat go?

Ekko: just read what you missed.

Lucian: well, I always wanted to try out a yacht.

Evelynn: you know, it's pretty awkward.

Evelynn: most of those here are dating someone's sibling who is also here.

Solas: actually, that only applies to me, Tiara, Grey, and Ahri.

Evelynn: plus me and Kayle.

Kayle: what?

Kayle: we've never dated. I've never even met you before Grey's concert.

Evelynn: you and me didn't, but me and your sister Morgana did.

Kayle: WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?

Evelynn: oh right, you never knew about that.

Kayle: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SISTER!?!?!?!?

Evelynn: I didn't do anything, she was the one doing me.

Kayle: YOU F*CKING WH*RE! I'LL KILL YOU!

Evelynn: F*CK YOU, B*TCH! YOUR SISTER WAS MY ONE TRUE LOVE!

Evelynn: I HONESTLY ALMOST GAVE UP MY SINGING CARRIER TO STAY WITH HER!

Evelynn: SHE WAS THE ONE WHO CONVINCED ME TO JUST KEEP GOING!

Evelynn: WHY DO YOU THINK I SLEEP AROUND A LOT AND NEVER SETTLED DOWN WITH ANYONE????

Evelynn: IT'S BECAUSE I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT I'LL NEVER LOVE ANYONE AS MUCH AS I LOVED MORGANA!

Ahri: wow.

Ahri: I've never seen her so emotional before.

Ahri: I think she's actually serious this time.

Kayle: wait, did you two break up around 3 years ago?

Evelynn: how did you know?

Kayle: because my sister started acting even more gloomy than usual since then.

Olaf: that's nice and all, but can we start the barbecue?

Yasuo: I'll go get more booze from the bar.

Akali: so, we just have dinner and then what? Wait for Sona's yacht?

Ahri: pretty much.

Grey: honestly, I had fun today.

Grey: you did pretty amazing Ahri.

Grey: and I'm not gonna lie, seeing you in a swimsuit is... Nice.

Ahri: I love how you try to stay innocent even in texts.

Kai'sa: this was actually a pretty successful party.

Yorick: that mess was successful?

Kai'sa: no one got murdered, so yeah.