(Whatsapp)
(Subject: Nudes)

Grey: hey Ahri.

Ahri: Yeah?

Grey: can you send me some nudes?

Ahri: you want me to send you nudes?

Grey: yeah.

Ahri: why would you want me to send you nudes?

Ahri: we've been f*cking like wild animals every night since we met, you should have my entire body memorized.

Grey: okay, I lied, this is Tiara. I stole Grey's phone.

Grey: WTF!? You've been banging my brother before you became a couple!?

Ahri: jokes on you, this is Grey.

Ahri: Ahri lent me her phone.

Ahri: I knew it was you when Ahri got a text from my missing phone.

Ahri: let this be a lesson to never steal my phone again.

Grey: I Am so proud.

Grey: what did Ahri think about what you texted to me?

Ahri: she started giving me a look, and said that it gave her ideas.

Grey: what kind of ideas?

Grey: Grey?

Grey: Grey! Answer.

Grey: Grey!

Grey: Great! Now they really are f*cking.