"You know what you can do better?"

Bitch the fuck you think you are, if you cain't even draw a fuckin circle you ain't know enough to tell me what shit to do better (This would be different, of course, if the person says something more subtle and better phrased.)

"You should branch out more, do something different!"

You think I ain't branching out????

If I can do different angles and your ass only draws the same thing over and over again you messing with the wrong jackass

I draw a variety of animals and their breeds, I have a dragon character for fucks sake, and if your ass just tryna get me to draw you as a human I ain't finna do that, the humans I draw are for my OWN PRACTICE

"So you doodle?"

Boi. Fuckin. No.

That is a goddamn  I N S U L T

Lemme spell it out for ya, I am an  A R T  S T U D E N T  not a  H O B B Y I S T

And lastly, the worst of the worst:

"Can you draw me?"

Oh I'm sorry,

Are you family? No.

Are you my friend? No.

Are you from the Broadway Hamilton cast? No.

Are you a character in Hamilton? No.

Are you a YouTuber I watch? No.

Are you a celebrity? No.

Are you Ed Sheeran? No.

Are you from a book or movie or tv show or web comic? No.

Are you one of my characters? No.

Then why are you asking me to spend time drawing your nasty ass?